Down with Talos the fake god.

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The Phoenician

Shiney, let's be bad guys.
Q: What do couriers and Talos worshippers have in common?

A: Both are terrible at keeping up a conversation.

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An uncivilized conversation is still a conversation. But I guess it would have been more proper if I would have just boasted of the multitudes of Thalmor that I've sent to Oblivion with my war axes.:)
 

Snoball

23rd President of the United States of America
An uncivilized conversation is still a conversation. But I guess it would have been more proper if I would have just boasted of the multitudes of Thalmor that I've sent to Oblivion with my war axes.:)

Well then, boast away my heretic fellow. All of my Stormcloak pals in the pic had that same idea before I chose to silence them all. they all gave me the silent treatment. ;)

The Thalmor shall always remain a step ahead of the more, simple-minded men.
 

Khaine

Hector Ciril (Baal), The Imperial Vampire
'Suck him?" :eek: ...I knew Talos supporters were strange but...wow.
Funny thing about that; I don't suck anything. Albeit, I do enjoy shoving a spigot in my victim's neck and then drinking their blood from a golden chalice. I find that Altmer blood has a very interesting taste, specifically the older ones though the meat isn't too bad either. Yet the point is simple; you can't blame the lad for not knowing how a sophisticated vampire dines. You mortals know little of our preferred methods anyway and I don't blame you for lacking an understanding of our high etiquette that I find you Thalmor greatly lack in no short supply.
 

Khaine

Hector Ciril (Baal), The Imperial Vampire
WOW there's so much seriousness in here, maybe we can lighten the mood a bit :p

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There's some dead stormcloaks, now for some Thalmor :D
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A woman after my own heart. We really should have bloodwine sometime after a casual massacre of a village or two.
 

Khaine

Hector Ciril (Baal), The Imperial Vampire
Well then, boast away my heretic fellow. All of my Stormcloak pals in the pic had that same idea before I chose to silence them all. they all gave me the silent treatment. ;)

The Thalmor shall always remain a step ahead of the more, simple-minded men.

You know, I find I have the same problems with those silly stormcloaks. Yet I seem to have that problem with Thalmor as well. :sadface: I guess the lack of a head really makes talking out a sincere diplomatic solution a rather difficult matter. Oh well. At the end of the day I still get my bloodwine. ^_^
 

Khaine

Hector Ciril (Baal), The Imperial Vampire
Yeah sure I wouldn't mind that :D you bring the bottle I'll bring the axe :p

No, no, my dear. We're going to make a fresh supply! :) Why spoil all the good villagers when you can have a superb supply of fresh, tasty mortals?
 

TheShadedOne

The Angry One
Funny thing about that; I don't suck anything. Albeit, I do enjoy shoving a spigot in my victim's neck and then drinking their blood from a golden chalice. I find that Altmer blood has a very interesting taste, specifically the older ones though the meat isn't too bad either. Yet the point is simple; you can't blame the lad for not knowing how a sophisticated vampire dines. You mortals know little of our preferred methods anyway and I don't blame you for lacking an understanding of our high etiquette that I find you Thalmor greatly lack in no short supply.

....Nah, I liked my understanding better.
 

TheShadedOne

The Angry One
When I said suck...I didn't mean what you thought I meant, lol.
 

jarif

Well-Known Member
why cant you thalmor just let people follow their faith and follow your own? why did the divines choose him? if he was a high elf would you say the same? racist thalmor scum - p.s talos guide you XD
 

Khaine

Hector Ciril (Baal), The Imperial Vampire
A Mer is mightier than any man. And no man is a God.
Too bad that is so untrue. Albeit, I am cheating a little being a Vampire and all. Either way I will enjoy dining on your eye-balls. :)
 

Skulli

Is that fur coming out of your ears?
Too bad that is so untrue. Albeit, I am cheating a little being a Vampire and all. Either way I will enjoy dining on your eye-balls. :)


I always try to never use the words "dining" & "balls" when referring to my eating habits :p
 

Nocte Aeterna

Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film
And this precisely why I wish the Thalmor would keep their abnormally large noses out of Skyrim and let the Empire do its work independently.
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
But what would civilization be, if people couldn't try to mind their neighbor's business for them?
 

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