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tdatapina

Hero of Time
Guys I just found the most beautiful watch I've ever seen.

This is the Geo.Graham Tourbillon Orrery.
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Not only does it tell time, but it tells position of Earth, the moon, and Mars. Only 20 will be produced at a cost of $330,000.

I'm getting it. I don't care if I have to rob a bank. I want...
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Majir-Dar

Confused Khajiit
On the bright side, when you sell your house to buy such an amazing watch you'll be the coolest looking homeless person on the planet.
 

tdatapina

Hero of Time
Ah but you're missing something. I plan on robbing a bank fur the money, not selling the house :p
 

Majir-Dar

Confused Khajiit
Smart; you could always play some GTA V for some tips, next thing you know you'll be the next Jesse James.
 

tdatapina

Hero of Time
Oh trust me I've been doin that for a while now. I've got the whole thing planned out. I just need some people :D
 

Majir-Dar

Confused Khajiit
Don't look at me, ever since I tried taking on a bank wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a Mythic Dawn hood I can't go anywhere without a police escort.
 

tdatapina

Hero of Time
O_O

Ya I'll uh...find someone else...hahahaha
 

Anouck

Queen of Procrastination
I'd get it... If I wasn't that type of person to forget stuff at the swimming pool...
 

tdatapina

Hero of Time
You'd forget something kind that? If I had it it would never leave my sight. I'd have security cameras set up just to watch the watch for when I shower and sleep. I'd buy a guard dog and have it guard a separate room I have just for the watch. I'd set booby traps to make sure I'm the only one who knows who to get to it.
 

Majir-Dar

Confused Khajiit
You forgot about the fake watch you would wear to protect the real one.
 

Khasrin

Fusozayiit
Don't look at me, ever since I tried taking on a bank wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a Mythic Dawn hood I can't go anywhere without a police escort.


Yes, and this one had to come and pay your fine, AND bribe the guards with moon sugar...what a bad kitty.
 

Hlíf 'Ulfr

Nothing but a lyre
Staff member
I feel as though robbing one of the poor, rich, unsuspecting fools who buys the watch would be much easier...

It is such a pretty bobble

Switch it out for a fake one

work it out with them to have it so you get the watch, they get the huge sum of money it was insured for
 

Majir-Dar

Confused Khajiit
Don't look at me, ever since I tried taking on a bank wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a Mythic Dawn hood I can't go anywhere without a police escort.


Yes, and this one had to come and pay your fine, AND bribe the guards with moon sugar...what a bad kitty.
It was your idea.
 

Khasrin

Fusozayiit
Don't look at me, ever since I tried taking on a bank wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a Mythic Dawn hood I can't go anywhere without a police escort.


Yes, and this one had to come and pay your fine, AND bribe the guards with moon sugar...what a bad kitty.
It was your idea.

That's...that's...don't change the subject.

Anyway, there was nothing wrong with the idea. Perhaps if you'd remembered the leeks...
 

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