OH WOW YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH
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Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
Jo'rak Vandeni
Jurrrl o' Sweden
I did a sort of challenge accepted thing and clicked the tag... And literally as the whole page was loading my lil sister comes in, reads the ONE thing showing on the pc: SEX-SKYRIM and she then looks at me in disgust and walks away again.
I am not plopsting you, this happened.
And I am probably never going to be able to go downstairs again.
Jo'rak Vandeni
Jurrrl o' Sweden
Lucky bastard.
Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
The big guy is back, delete your posts before it's too late!
Kimrisvik
King of Scandinavia
Since I don't want to look for my old CC, I'll post it here;
Rogga Thorsson
Race- Nord
Gender- Male
Age- 25
Birth Sign- The Shadow
PERSONALITY
Religious Views- Talos
Likes- Money, stealing, picking locks, breaking into houses
Dislikes- Guards, giants, books, magic
PERSONAL
Sexuality- Straight
Martial Status- In a relationship
Hobbies- Robbing people
APPEARANCE
Hair- Dark Brown, shoulder lenght
Facial Hair- Stubbles
Eyes- Brown
Skin Color- Average
Build- Average
Height- 6'
Weight- 170lbs
WEAPONS
Right Hand- Iron Broadsword
Armor- Iron armor ordered by a lord, but stolen by Rogga once the blacksmith finished it.
Jace Thorsson
Race- Nord
Gender- Male
Age- 22
Birth Sign- The thief
PERSONALITY
Religious Views- Talos
Likes- Pickpocketing, money, gambling
Dislikes- Horkers, guards, dogs
PERSONAL
Sexuality- Straight
Martial Status- Single
Hobbies- Robbing people
APPEARANCE
Hair- Blond and shoulder length
Facial Hair- None
Eyes- Yellow
Skin Color- Average
Build- Average
Height- 5'10
Weight- 150lbs
WEAPONS
Right Hand- Steel dagger
Armor- Irom chain-armor
BIO (for both)
Born in Riften, Rogga and Jace had heard abut the thieves guild since they were young. Their family was rich, and in fear of getting robbed, they kept most of their wealth locked in safes or hidden rooms. At a young age, Rogga developed a inspiration of how the Thieves guild did their work, and started to fiddle with spare locks around the house, learning how they worked, and how to unlock them the fastest way.
Roggas younger brother, Jace, had always been one to steal things he wanted. At first he just took the things, but after being yelled at several times, he started to take them more and more unoticeable until he could manage to steal items straight out from someones pockets.
One day, Rogga and Jace decided to break into their parents safes and steal some of the gold. Jace first stole the key to the room from their fathers pocket, before Rogga quickly unlocked the safe, giving them acces to the gold. However, before they could get out again, their father noticed them and kicked them out of the house, telling them to go join the thieves if they wanted to steal stuff. And they did.
After joining the Thieves Guild, Mercer Frey saw their talent and potential, and personaly took them under his wing to teach how best to evolve their abilities. Rogga learned how to break in and out from well guarded vaults, without being noticed. And Jace mastered the art of stealing almost anything from a mans pockets without any problem. Both also learned how to use distractions to make their robberies easier. This made them a perfect team, and they're now traveling around Skyrim looking for targets.
Jo'rak Vandeni
Jurrrl o' Sweden
Oh yeah I mean that was how I found this RP for sure.
Searched on Google for Sex, and this RP popped out first result.
So I was like: "Aite, this looks promising!" and started unzipping my pants (I remind you all, this is an 18+ RP, you are warned before continuing... jk it's funny keep on reading)
And so I'm sitting there like "This is awesome! Just gettin' ready for some, maaaan! Gotta get those pants down maaaan! Yeaah!"
And then this thing pops up and I'm sitting there BUTT-NAKED, reading you guys talking about a terrorist organization in Skyrim, and I'm like "Well, too late to turn back now so..."
Nah jk, I did turn back, and now I'm here! Good to meet all o' you laddies and lass!
(Don't judge me#)
Kimrisvik
King of Scandinavia
Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING
Jo'rak Vandeni
Jurrrl o' Sweden
This is what happens when I'm too long on the internet, need to go out on a longboat and raid some villages or something or I'll go apeplops
Jo'rak Vandeni
Jurrrl o' Sweden
Yah sure, it's 10PM here tho
Its 4 Pm here, I'm just waiting on a certain mer to post. I cant even keep up with you guys on here XD
Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
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