Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
Climbs took the man's hand and shook it hard.
"Know'st not dost thou yet, but time shall pass and thou shalt realise my true nature." Climbs coughed again, hard as he could, and took out a small glass bottle filled with a golden, nectary drink, labelled "Hist Sap - FOR SAXHLEEL TONGUES ONLY." For a second after this, he jittered and squirmed, before slapping himself across the face.
"Phew, I needed that. Put simply, I am not the man one would expect to be nice. The only reason I'm being nice is because I'm forcing it. Oh, and I'm extremely high.
"I am Climbs-Through-Craft, a successful trader, persuader and woman-disrober. Simply call me Climbs and save yourself some breath. Garrick Neverwin certainly is an odd name. Where do you hail from, and what is your profession? My best guest is that you are from High Rock, as am I, but your trade remains blinded to my eyes."
Climbs then made an attempt at the sort of conversation he would expect to hear at a party. "So, Garrick," he whispered, "which delicious piece of honey-soaked woman meat do you lay your claim to? There is enough to go around, after all..." Climbs tried desperately to wink, to no avail. Transparent eyelids would be the death of him.
"Know'st not dost thou yet, but time shall pass and thou shalt realise my true nature." Climbs coughed again, hard as he could, and took out a small glass bottle filled with a golden, nectary drink, labelled "Hist Sap - FOR SAXHLEEL TONGUES ONLY." For a second after this, he jittered and squirmed, before slapping himself across the face.
"Phew, I needed that. Put simply, I am not the man one would expect to be nice. The only reason I'm being nice is because I'm forcing it. Oh, and I'm extremely high.
"I am Climbs-Through-Craft, a successful trader, persuader and woman-disrober. Simply call me Climbs and save yourself some breath. Garrick Neverwin certainly is an odd name. Where do you hail from, and what is your profession? My best guest is that you are from High Rock, as am I, but your trade remains blinded to my eyes."
Climbs then made an attempt at the sort of conversation he would expect to hear at a party. "So, Garrick," he whispered, "which delicious piece of honey-soaked woman meat do you lay your claim to? There is enough to go around, after all..." Climbs tried desperately to wink, to no avail. Transparent eyelids would be the death of him.