Simus
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I've been thinking about this for awhile now and I think it would be a fun little mental exercise to share which of our favorite characters we'd like to pork (Or whom we would like to get porked by if some of us are female). That said, nothing here is meant to be lewd or nasty so please keep it tasteful. Obviously this is an age-restricted thread so please bear that in mind when reading or posting. I do not want to get an admonishing finger wag from Rayven because a small child read this and suddenly found out that people have sex fantasies.
Now, with that disclaimer out of the way, I'll start:
1. Klara Sparks from Deus Ex: Invisible War: This wasn't a very good game for a lot of reasons. The only worse Deus Ex title is probably Deus Ex: The Fall and that at least gets to hold up the "This is a mobile game ported to PC by people who have no idea what they're doing so what did you expect?" Shield. That said, Invisible War had, I felt, some really interesting characters. The bubbly, naive and adorable redheaded support character who's only job was to make Alex D look a little better. At least in my opinion. While not being a very good super agent Klara was a well developed character. A sheltered and relatively naive young woman thrust into the world with no idea which way is up and clinging to the familiar for dear life until she can figure out what was going on. She was one of the few people in that game with something close to a pure, innocent heart and seems like a really good friend to talk to or spend time with if you're upset. I've never had sex before and Klara seems like someone who would be very gentle with me for my first time. We'd probably do it wherever we feel comfortable after a mission, get it all out of our system and then lie in each other's arms and talk about it. Maybe even laugh about it and feel relieved that we shared each other. Maybe I'm just delightfully naive but that sounds like a good first time.
2. Uthgerd the Unbroken from Skyrim: This would not be my first time and would only be if I'm feeling adventurous, angry or unusually energetic and this is for one very good reason. Uthgerd is the type of woman who would screw back. Considering you have to have a mug of beer and a fistfight with her in full armor to become friends I guarantee you she's not a gentle lover. That's probably what she's conveying when she calls me a softgut (a rather accurate description) and more woman than I can handle. I would challenge that, have a few drinks with her and then see where things go.
3. Liara T'Soni from the Mass Effect series: I specifically mean Mass Effect 3 Liara because at that stage in her life she's more powerful and much more confidant than when you first meet her in Mass Effect. She's had time to grow into her own skin, find a purpose in the universe and probably most importantly, people to fight for. Liara is a lovely mixture of compassion, empathy and badass that I could really get into in a lover. Like Klara above she's someone I could talk to and be comfortable with. I'd like to be in a relationship with her and sharing my body would be a bonus, not the end goal. We'd probably go at it at the end of the day. I'm done being badass on the Normandy crushing Reaper destroyers with my pectoral muscles and Liara's done being the Shadow Broker. We have a nice dinner with a nice bottle of red wine, talk about how things are going, share each other's problems and then top it off with her polishing my big spear. A silly fantasy but fun to think about.
So those are my three. Tell me what you think and let me hear yours. Give a little context for each one and be creative. I look forward to seeing what you write. And remember, please try and keep it nice.
Now, with that disclaimer out of the way, I'll start:
1. Klara Sparks from Deus Ex: Invisible War: This wasn't a very good game for a lot of reasons. The only worse Deus Ex title is probably Deus Ex: The Fall and that at least gets to hold up the "This is a mobile game ported to PC by people who have no idea what they're doing so what did you expect?" Shield. That said, Invisible War had, I felt, some really interesting characters. The bubbly, naive and adorable redheaded support character who's only job was to make Alex D look a little better. At least in my opinion. While not being a very good super agent Klara was a well developed character. A sheltered and relatively naive young woman thrust into the world with no idea which way is up and clinging to the familiar for dear life until she can figure out what was going on. She was one of the few people in that game with something close to a pure, innocent heart and seems like a really good friend to talk to or spend time with if you're upset. I've never had sex before and Klara seems like someone who would be very gentle with me for my first time. We'd probably do it wherever we feel comfortable after a mission, get it all out of our system and then lie in each other's arms and talk about it. Maybe even laugh about it and feel relieved that we shared each other. Maybe I'm just delightfully naive but that sounds like a good first time.
2. Uthgerd the Unbroken from Skyrim: This would not be my first time and would only be if I'm feeling adventurous, angry or unusually energetic and this is for one very good reason. Uthgerd is the type of woman who would screw back. Considering you have to have a mug of beer and a fistfight with her in full armor to become friends I guarantee you she's not a gentle lover. That's probably what she's conveying when she calls me a softgut (a rather accurate description) and more woman than I can handle. I would challenge that, have a few drinks with her and then see where things go.
3. Liara T'Soni from the Mass Effect series: I specifically mean Mass Effect 3 Liara because at that stage in her life she's more powerful and much more confidant than when you first meet her in Mass Effect. She's had time to grow into her own skin, find a purpose in the universe and probably most importantly, people to fight for. Liara is a lovely mixture of compassion, empathy and badass that I could really get into in a lover. Like Klara above she's someone I could talk to and be comfortable with. I'd like to be in a relationship with her and sharing my body would be a bonus, not the end goal. We'd probably go at it at the end of the day. I'm done being badass on the Normandy crushing Reaper destroyers with my pectoral muscles and Liara's done being the Shadow Broker. We have a nice dinner with a nice bottle of red wine, talk about how things are going, share each other's problems and then top it off with her polishing my big spear. A silly fantasy but fun to think about.
So those are my three. Tell me what you think and let me hear yours. Give a little context for each one and be creative. I look forward to seeing what you write. And remember, please try and keep it nice.