Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Multiple dicks... must need double the Viagra... And worship money? I don't know about that.
107th Aldmeri Battalion
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Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
Not when you have double the members of this battalion, and way more ladies.
I tried getting a discount by emphasising my Sithis worship, but he seemed to care more about my coin than glory. Now, I have business to attend to.
*sips Hist sap in a septim jacuzzi full of lizardish babes*
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Double the members than the entire battalion. Nag you may want to get that checked... Get aroused and you might go brain dead from all the drained blood.
Maybe its because he knows you are a lying after all "We Know..." about your tree worship...
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
20 members, about 15 of them active daily. Beat that, 107th Battalion. *siiiip*
Oh, and Y'ffre totally doesn't count. Some elves can be so ignorant...
And Jei? He's a lizardly sea sponge, and you think HE speaks for us? You can only trust the other elites and the 3Cs to speak on behalf of the entire group. Not to say all our members don't have the same basic views.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
hmmm Well then striking out at your own members... I see why you must accost other guilds. I see you missed the double entendre *hohohohoh nobles laugh*
But Sir please I named no names, just marking you...
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
I got it. There's a difference between a joke being funny and it being mediocre enough to completely ignore.
If you say that someone in the room has a big nose, and everyone else's nose is tiny, you don't have to mention big-nose's name.
*slurrrrrp* ...I can see the air.[/quote]
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Oh but my friend it one seems mediocre because you were the target. But why not point out the angry little Lizard bothering the Elves, at their own party. The only thing more tasteless must be your imaginary tea.
ho ho ho ho
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
On the contrary my good friendly enemy. Argonians love a good zing, no matter who it's aimed at. It all depends on effectiveness. Give me your best shot, we'll see how powerful your jokers are.
But why not point out the angry little Lizard bothering the Elves, at their own party. The only thing more tasteless must be your imaginary tea.
Tea? You must mean by Hist sap. Far from being tea, this is a drug which allows Argonians to communicate with the Hist and PAINT RAINBOWS ONTO BEARS.
It also happens to be an ultimate weapon. All we need to do is carry out our simple plan. And if you try to steal some, every faithful Argonian in Tamriel will be on the Thalmor's ass, from Nagas to Archeins.
Probably the reason you're using demoralising graffiti instead of warfare. *sniffle* Sithis did NOT sleep with my mother while a Hist tree watched...
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Maybe. But in the end it is not really a weapon. Why waste time stealing from some swamp lizards to the south and east, when we can take the rest of tamriel? after all you have nothing worth fighting for... And demoralizing graffiti is warfare. But I suppose your lack of understanding is due to low ranking by your very people.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
I think there are some questions that need to be answered:
1. Why do your people have no understanding of other cultures?
2. Why do you think petty insults is the same as fighting?
3. If your people really don't care about us, why do you act obsessed with us?
4. Since when were we a bigger enemy than the Talos-worshippers?
But in the meantime, I'll continue hanging out with my god, who actually speaks to my people, unlike your Divines And Friends.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
1. Understanding can still lead to disregard. (like what you seems to enjoy doing
)2. Psychological warfare is such a thing.
3. Says the man who posts more on someone else's thread than the actual members.
4. You aren't but you keep bugging us. And honestly the Talos worshipers aren't even that big of an enemy.
Then please go? We never stopped you before.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
1. Understanding can still lead to disregard. (like what you seems to enjoy doing
...
3. Says the man who posts more on someone else's thread than the actual members.
4. You aren't but you keep bugging us. And honestly the Talos worshipers aren't even that big of an enemy.
Then please go? We never stopped you before.
You still really don't get it do you? Ahh, some people never understand Argonian humour.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Oh please didn't you say you had a sapling or something to talk to.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
How about I give you a cultural lesson?
The Hist aren't trees, they're a god. If you imagine the Hist as a fungus, then the trees are the flowering mushrooms, which shower spores. Argonians are descended from the Hist, and have a deep spiritual bond to them. So, because the Hist is a godly hivemind fungus, it doesn't have or need saplings. There's no struggle for survival when you're a plantgod spanning an entire province whose mind is miles under the seabed.
And how about I give you a life lesson?
Really, we don't hate you all too much. You just don't understand. We're bugging you because we're friendly. Our group doesn't care who you invade, as long as we're not attacked. All we care about is Argonia and murdering Dark Elves. Who frankly, you should probably hate - after all, they worship the God of Men, Lorkhan. And yet you call us beasts?
Tut tut tut. We all need to think about our actions.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
lol Calm down. I suppose defeating you in RP arguments is getting serious. lol I am not even a Thalmor I was using this to increase postings.
So if Argonian's are directly descended from the hist. Which are sentient trees as stated many places and you self included at times. Then are they really gods or just still existing ancestors. Also I have read that the hist is more revered as forebearers than worshiped as gods. but in the end you still haven't proved me wrong, just gotten worked up.
So if Argonian's are directly descended from the hist. Which are sentient trees as stated many places and you self included at times. Then are they really gods or just still existing ancestors. Also I have read that the hist is more revered as forebearers than worshiped as gods. but in the end you still haven't proved me wrong, just gotten worked up.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
(( I thought you could tell I was calm from the sarcastic tut tut
))It depends on perspective. The majority of Argonians...oh, let's say seven eighths...believe in them as gods rather than forebearers. Similar to how elves believe to be descended from..I think Auriel.
And please inform me, what was I trying to disprove? My attempt at reconciliation seems to have passed by your ears like me not noticing a dead mouse on the floor.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
I ignore the switch from plural to singular of course. They are trees, the nature of their godliness is of course based off faith, but my point stands they are trees.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
When you're talking about a hivemind, you typically get confused.
And who needs faith when you have a direct link and proof that the Hist is one single being, not various individual trees, that has powers? Who else would be the voice every Argonian hears exactly the same when drinking sap? Did the historical Knahaten Flu come out of NOWHERE, at an oddly similar time to the first exploration of Argonia by the Second Empire?
My point stands that even if they aren't a god - which they are, whether you like it or not, the same as Y'ffre is a god and Auriel and Julianos and all the others - they are one single fungus-like being with some way to manipulate their environment.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Hist it is faith. no proof the hist actually created anything. Disease in a swamp happens naturally. But in the end the point stands, why do you derp here take care of your own people. lol
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
I'll have you know it's hard work running the PAHAAA. In this military battalion, everybody's serious all the time. In the PAHAAA, we accept everyone, even if they're not Argonians, or if they're a bit "special" *cough "Jei El" cough*. Because what the Thalmor haven't realised is...
Was that actually difficult to realise? If it was, you might want to join Jei.
*points to the "Special" Aquarium*
And about disease happening naturally, it seems odd how far it strayed from its thriving conditions, and how while the Argonians were immune to the plague, other natives (who logically should have also been immune) were wiped out.
We're a group of Argonians and lizardish people who mess with you for fun. We have no military authority, we're a club of people who mess around a lot. Although I'm a Captain, Buff is an Imperial soldier I think, and Shea is a powerful mage, we're not ones for fighting randomly.
Was that actually difficult to realise? If it was, you might want to join Jei.
*points to the "Special" Aquarium*
And about disease happening naturally, it seems odd how far it strayed from its thriving conditions, and how while the Argonians were immune to the plague, other natives (who logically should have also been immune) were wiped out.
