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  1. T1MREAPER

    Xbox 360 This is a first for me.......

    No clues whatsoever. At first he dissapeared altogether but then i found his corpse. All he had was 50 gold, some fur armour (the type that only covers the wearer from the waist down) and a dagger. No notes or journals or anything. Marcurio is found in The Bee and Barb in Riften. He sits in the...
  2. T1MREAPER

    Xbox 360 This is a first for me.......

    So, I'm playing through the game for about the 7th time as a Battlemage (actually I'm bordering full on mage) but anyhow, I've just done the Mage quest where you have to restore safety to Winterhold by destroying the 10 Magic Anomalies. On doing this my ever trusty companion Marcurio got turned...
  3. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    "fancy a bum?" The elks eyes lit up and its ears perked up at this offer, little did he realise the dragonborn was pulling his leg and was actually planning on.......
  4. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    "got a light mate?"
  5. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    After making out, eating Mavens arms and realising they taste like troll poop they hack her head off and send it back to Riften with a courier, however the courier doesn't get too far before realising......
  6. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    whirlwind sprints around her, draws an ebony sword and cuts the bitches arms off, he then decides to.....
  7. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    as he had a bad case of diahorea, something the poor residents of Skyrim soon found out, ......
  8. T1MREAPER

    Things we like and dislike about skyrim...

    As soon as you can, get yourself a Dwarven warhammer. There slow like you say but my god they are devastating. Theres nothing more satisfying than power driving your enemies heads into the floor with a finishing blow. ;)
  9. T1MREAPER

    Things we like and dislike about skyrim...

    Fair enough. Sorry for being a sarcastic twat, I have a bad headache from playing skyrim on a 42" plasma for the past 12 hours. You are right about the 2 weapons, its just me being a bit petty I think. To be honest I normally use a 2 handed weapon and deal the "facelifts" because I love the...
  10. T1MREAPER

    Not getting marriage dialog, even with amulet

    This may not be the woman you want to marry but this is what I did. I too couldn't get the dialogue to come up with many of the ladies apart from one. Camila the lady from Riverwood store. All you need to have already done is the "retrieve the golden claw" quest in the nearby burrow. Its an easy...
  11. T1MREAPER

    Forbidden Legend quest

    That is a tricky one. You got the journal from outside folgunther in the tent and read it? Then I think theres another journal or note just inside the entrance of the main place next to a dead guy. Make sure you've read all of them. Hope I'm right, sorry if I'm not.
  12. T1MREAPER

    You know you're addicted when...

    When you have collected 23 of the 24 stones of berenziah (in the game) but find yourself visiting all of your local jewellers to see if they have the last one. One old man jewellers (after looking at me rather strangely) claimed to have it. On discovering he was lying to me I crouched down...
  13. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    After realising the Orc would only have sex with fellow bloodkin and angrily turned the helpless argonian into a pizza with his war hammer the mages decided to have a mass orgy with each other, the Orc found this amusing but soon got bored and.....
  14. T1MREAPER

    Things we like and dislike about skyrim...

    The incentive of fighting with one weapon is that you have a shield on the other arm. If you substitute that shield for a 2nd sword you would want some way of defending yourself when theres 4 falmer or 2 crazed orcs trying to lop your head off. I see your point a bit i guess but when someone...
  15. T1MREAPER

    Things we like and dislike about skyrim...

    You shouldn't need a perk to do something that would come naturally in real life. "plops, that Orcs swinging his axe for me! Dammit my hands are full of swords! Why didn't I bring my shield!!"
  16. T1MREAPER

    Things we like and dislike about skyrim...

    I like pretty much everything in the whole game but there is one thing that really pisses me off and is very unrealistic, you can't block attacks when wielding 2 weapons!! WTF?? If someone swung a battle axe at you and you had 2 swords you would cross them over in front of you thus blocking the...
  17. T1MREAPER

    Story that never ends..

    Meanwhile over in Winterhold college, the mages were doing an experiment with a naked Orc and a limbless Argonian, the purpose of their experiment was to see.......
  18. T1MREAPER

    You know you're addicted when...

    When you convert your computer table into an "alchemy lab" then go to the local park and find yourself trying to catch butterflies, picking strange looking flowers and foraging for random toadstools and mushrooms to take back to the "alchemy lab" and mixing everything up in a pestle and mortar...
  19. T1MREAPER

    Bad Skyrim Habbits

    I have a bad habit of having an adept or expert shock spell in one hand and a novice or apprentice shock spell in the other. My companion is a mace and shield wielding looney who runs in to get up close and personal with any foe while I stand back and let rip with the shock spells. Trouble is I...
  20. T1MREAPER

    Your "wow" moments.

    My first "WOW" moment was when I unwrapped a xmas present and saw that it was Skyrim and almost actually came in my pants. My second "WOW" moment was when I put Skyrim into my console and started it for the 1st time ever and almost came in my pants! Just had an awesome "WOW" moment, I'm just...
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