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Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
If you know what I mean :')
Let's just say you never know what dangers you face when you... erm... wear them.Why? I'm confused.
Let's be honest. The Dragonborn's... "tavern" life is quite, shall we say, varied. He/she has been involved in some seriously messed up business such as eating people and beating old men to death twice (I won't judge, I guess some people can be into that). They once got so drunk they wanted to marry a Hagraven and maybe even a goat (and according to said Hagraven, there was some other Hagraven who was also interested in them). He is also awkwardly aware of Haelga's religious acts and he "rides" dragons. Don't even get me started on Volkihar stuff.I too am confused.
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True but... the things you might have done to become an argonian vampire, eh? How safe were those?Pft I don't need to waste my septims on your Disease resistance clothes! I'm already 150% resistant to them!
Argonian-vampire perks eh?
I'm talking about those... err... quick disease catchings, that you weren't actually expecting, or preparing for anyway, and perhaps even end before you truly realize who gave you the disease.I don't think it would work. Wouldn't you have taken off your tavern clothes by the time you are...um...catching the disease? I imagine some people who wear tavern clothes aren't really planning to keep them on for long anyway.
Aah, I knew he was up to no good.Let's be honest. The Dragonborn's... "tavern" life is quite, shall we say, varied. He/she has been involved in some seriously messed up business such as eating people and beating old men to death twice (I won't judge, I guess some people can be into that). They once got so drunk they wanted to marry a Hagraven and maybe even a goat (and according to said Hagraven, there was some other Hagraven who was also interested in them). He is also awkwardly aware of Haelga's religious acts and he "rides" dragons. Don't even get me started on Volkihar stuff.
These clothes, for only 50 septims, can very easily save you from waking up with a nasty, less-than-healable surprise.
And who can forget that adventure with the Night Mo-... Ah well... maybe some other time.Aah, I knew he was up to no good.Let's be honest. The Dragonborn's... "tavern" life is quite, shall we say, varied. He/she has been involved in some seriously messed up business such as eating people and beating old men to death twice (I won't judge, I guess some people can be into that). They once got so drunk they wanted to marry a Hagraven and maybe even a goat (and according to said Hagraven, there was some other Hagraven who was also interested in them). He is also awkwardly aware of Haelga's religious acts and he "rides" dragons. Don't even get me started on Volkihar stuff.
These clothes, for only 50 septims, can very easily save you from waking up with a nasty, less-than-healable surprise.
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But watch out for Lusty Argonian Maids.Pft I don't need to waste my septims on your Disease resistance clothes! I'm already 150% resistant to them!
Argonian-vampire perks eh?
If I had to guess, I would blame Peryite.I didn't know there were STDs in Tamriel.