NPC's you wish the dragonborn could marry

[Slowbro]

(provided your spouse wasn't then turned into a zombie devoid of personality)

• Cicero
• Nazir
• Kharjo
• Serana
• Farengar Secret-Fire
• J'zargo
• Ulfric Stormcloak

 

[Kalin of High Rock]

(provided your spouse wasn't then turned into a zombie devoid of personality)

Hey, zombies have lots of personality! Some times they're all 'hnngh', then they're all 'uuHhhhgh', then the next minute they're all 'Guuuhyou must die'.

Such little characters.

 

[Thallik the Orc]

every female bard, this way they could fill my house with beautiful music

 

[dunklunk]

Gabriella from the DB does it for me.
Maybe Sapphire from the TG if she'd lighten up.
Vex just to see what she'd be like as a follower on a quest, and if she'd still be a wise-ass.
Oh yeah, Serana for sure.
That homeless woman in Windhelm, who's always warming herself by fires wearing nothing but rags. So if I married her, can I now get her cleaned up and dress her in the finest clothing I can afford?

 

[Kalin of High Rock]

every female bard, this way they could fill my house with beautiful music

-every- female bard? Even the tone-deaf ones like the one in Dawnstar?

 

[dunklunk]

-every- female bard? Even the tone-deaf ones like the one in Dawnstar?

Harsh, but so true.

 

[Xivia4]

Brynjolf but I figure Tonilia keeps him busy anyway. She looks like the type to cut me.

 

[Dragon Kin]

Astrid

 

[Hildolfr]

I may be in the minority because I never hear anyone talk about her, but... Adrianne Avenicci.

 

[Kalin of High Rock]

I may be in the minority because I never hear anyone talk about her, but... Adrianne Avenicci.

She's taken, Uther War-Bear beat you to the punch. She is my favorite smith, though. My favorite vendor, for that matter. Maybe my second favorite, I love Niranye in Windhelm. She's the only High Elf NPC that's not totally insufferable, and she's a fence to boot.

You should be able to wed Niranye.

 

[Docta Corvina]

Brynjolf but I figure Tonilia keeps him busy anyway. She looks like the type to cut me.

Aww hell nah, not in my game! I...er, Penel, keeps him busy now. We be married. Tonilia so much as looks at Pen (or Bryn, for that matter) the wrong way, and her ass is out in the cold for good.

That's how Guild Master Penelope rolls, yo. You don't mess with that Breton.

Fine Print: I my PC version.

Also, I've noticed that since we got married, all the Bryn related Tonilia dialogue has stopped altogether in my game. I lol'd.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Some of the Khajiit from the caravan. Beasts need love too!

 

[T1d3]

serana 100%

 

[Hildolfr]

She's taken, Uther War-Bear beat you to the punch. She is my favorite smith, though. My favorite vendor, for that matter. Maybe my second favorite, I love Niranye in Windhelm. She's the only High Elf NPC that's not totally insufferable, and she's a fence to boot.

You should be able to wed Niranye.

I know, it's so sad.

 

[Gearuvagen]

Just off the top of my head.
Svana Far-Shield
Sapphire
Carlotta Valentia
Faralda
Gisli
Ingun Black-Briar

 

[StellaLuna]

Brynjolf. Now he's always forever busy. :[

Also, why are there no eligible Khajit? My cat burglar gets lonely.

 

[Raijin]

I wish I can marry Igun black-briar (without using the cheats). I wish you can recruit her to the Dark Brotherhood. She would be a great addition, since shes into deadly poisons. I feel that I would also be freeing her from the heavily controlled grip that her mother, Maven, has on her. I want to set her free.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

• Ulfric Stormcloak, if he'd keep his racist dialogue out of the marital bedroom.
• Kharjo - my favorite caravan guardian. I think it's so unfair that there are no Khajiit or Bosmer available for marriage.
• Brynjolf, 'cause he's got such a sexy accent!
• Mercer Frey - yeah, I know I'm in the extreme minority here, but I would have loved the option to side with him and help him murder Karliah. Then he and my Dragonborn could make with the smoochies.

 

[King o' the Britains]

Astrid, except not the "crispy" astrid

 

[Janus3003]

I may be in the minority because I never hear anyone talk about her, but... Adrianne Avenicci.

There was a mod for that, but it seems to be missing now.
Heck, the same guy made several mods that let you marry several already married NPCs, but the most hilarious part of these were the mod descriptions, from Adrianne's husband apparently being gay with Mikael and your (presumed male) Dragonborn's relationship with a Bosmer (I think) ending with "a lockpick entered a treasure box..."

Although I read somewhere (maybe here) that a relationship with Adrianne could get awkward if she kept asking you if you'd met her father.

Gisli

Dude, call her "Erikur's sister." Show some respect.

Ulfric Stormcloak, if he'd keep his racist dialogue out of the marital bedroom.

"Darling, I'ma lay you flat like a grey-skin beneath my boot!"

Astrid, except not the "crispy" astrid

Ah, you prefer grilled, I see.