Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

[Kairee Blackblade]

While we're on this highly-disturbing subject of creature reproduction: where are the female giants? Only ones I've ever seen were obviously male...

 

[Necromis]

One thing I've been wondering...

(I made an illustrative meme...'cause I enjoy them. )

Seriously. Where are the damn nuts?

They are stored in the Nocturnal dress on Mercer. Reach in and you will find nuts and a twig they are hanging on. LOL

 

[Necromis]

While we're on this highly-disturbing subject of creature reproduction: where are the female giants? Only ones I've ever seen were obviously male...

same thing as the Falmar. The Mammoths are the females they breed with. LOL

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

That's....... Horrifying....

 

[Neriad13]

While we're on this highly-disturbing subject of creature reproduction: where are the female giants? Only ones I've ever seen were obviously male...

Huh. And you can't even say that the female giants are hiding underground.

Perhaps they reproduce asexually and grown giants are dropped, fully-formed from the sky.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

same thing as the Falmar. The Mammoths are the females they breed with. LOL

Oh, Divines help us! Thanks a lot, Necromis! I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard!!!

 

[Docta Corvina]

Huh. And you can't even say that the female giants are hiding underground.

Perhaps they reproduce asexually and grown giants are dropped, fully-formed from the sky.

Maybe it's like it was in Jurassic Park. With the DNA-induced gender shifting. "Life finds a way."

 

[Necromis]

well the only other option is the Giants ALL have beards just like dwarves. Thuse you are seeing both male and female Giants and not knowing that they are not the same due to their beards. LOL. Oh and @Kairee, I can think of worse things to spew on the keyboard.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

well the only other option is the Giants ALL have beards just like dwarves. Thuse you are seeing both male and female Giants and not knowing that they are not the same due to their beards. LOL. Oh and @Kairee, I can think of worse things to spew on the keyboard.

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Bad mental image!!!!!!!

 

[Necromis]

LOL what part?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

All of it!

 

[Dovahlink69]

I'm not sure if I should be worried or amused by where this thread is going.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

I'm not sure if I should be worried or amused by where this thread is going.

Go with amused so you can join in on the madness.

 

[Dovahlink69]

Go with amused so you can join in on the madness.

I was leaning towards amused anyway,so I'll go with that.
HOW DO HORKERS REPRODUCE?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Why is it when I need dragon souls and go out looking for scaly victims there are none to be found, but when I'm on a quest I get inundated with them? The other day it took me running across half of Skyrim to attract a dragon, but the one time I didn't want to be attacked I had three come after me in the span of half an hour...

 

[Necromis]

madness she says.....madness.....how could it be madness when the voices in my head say I am perfectly fine?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Necromis dear, are you hanging out with Sheogorath again?

 

[Dovahlink69]

Necromis dear, are you hanging out with Sheogorath again?

Maybe Pelagius III has possessed him.

 

[FarmGirl]

How can they see the fur in my ears with my helmet on?

 

[Necromis]

You didn't know they made that quest after me?