Your WTF/LOL Moments?

I remember swinging my sword and killing a NPC and they fell off a cliff, as I watch them fall the NPC fell through the rocks on the ground and glitched and did that fast intense wiggle, and then shot right back up to me and the fell down and landed down the hill.

 

An Imperial Courier somehow spawned on the Katariah, right after I entered the ship. I mistook him for an enemy and shot him, of course.

 

Biggest wtf moment I've had is being the boss of the thieves guild and being sent to rescue a member OF the thieves guild as the very next quest after becoming harbinger of the companions.

And the guy was kidnapped by a bunch of falmer that live in the reach. Not sure how on earth FALMER are leaving caves let alone kidnapping people on the exact opposite side of skyrim so at this stage anything's possible.

Which is precisely why i thought stuff it this story couldn't get worse if a 2 yr old was writing it and preceded to take my companions cheque walk upto delvin and tell him that his boss needs him to renovate the new dark brotherhood hideout

 

5 minutes ago I just found Daedric armor at stone hill giant camp...I’m only level 39 I didn’t know they started showing up that early...My highest level character at level 59 has a full set but I crafted it...Don’t remember seeing much Daedric armor on that play through until after level 50-55 it seemed like...I just really don’t want to lose my 50% stamina regen by switching to heavy armor lol


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Do you have the treasure hunter perk? (Lockpicking, you need to burn 5 perks to get it). Thats the only way I've ever seen daedric anything in chests

 

I always have to smirk when the dragon completely ignores me as I pump it full of arrows and goes on attacking some bystander, animal or, occassionally what I can only assume is a very bad rock (there's nothing else around), lands and then lets me bonk it dead from behind. Weird. Not as bad as being just outside of Markath and having a fire breather (red I think) and a frost (white) dragon fighting each other on the ground and ignoring me while I brain each in turn with my big ole sword.