Your WTF/LOL Moments?

[Chadonraz]

This is what happened after I went to Markarth to pay off my Master Criminal bounty. I counted 24 guards + one Legate, all of whom kept following me with their weapons drawn, telling me to come quietly, sheathe my weapon (it was sheathed the entire time) etc. None of them would open the dialogue, they just kept repeating the same three or four lines over and over and over. In the end I initiated the dialogue, paid off my bounty and continued to the next town...

 

[Jarrad]

Doing the quest Diplomatic Immunity with my mess around Altmer character. Running around in Thalmor Robes up until Elenwens Solar when everyone turns hostile, I hit them all with my Staff of Fireball, one of the Thalmor gents winds up stuck with his head all the way through one of the counters, still alive just unable to move, so I left him there, the strangest part of that quest though was escaping, in the area with the troll I hear combat before I reach it ( Malborn and the other guy were dead ) upon investigating the was a Thalmor Wizard giving the troll the buisness, killed it easily thisWizard then proceded to escort me past Solitude and into Morthal where he sadly met his end at the hands of a Frost Dragon.

 

[Iveri Sarothil]

This is what happened after I went to Markarth to pay off my Master Criminal bounty. I counted 24 guards + one Legate, all of whom kept following me with their weapons drawn, telling me to come quietly, sheathe my weapon (it was sheathed the entire time) etc. None of them would open the dialogue, they just kept repeating the same three or four lines over and over and over. In the end I initiated the dialogue, paid off my bounty and continued to the next town...

I look at that scene and smile slowly and wickedly, as my hand moves towards the Z button...

 

[CottonCandyDeath]

When i got back to my house the cow was standing on top of the chicken coup. I cant even imagine how it got up there.

Also i just got stopped by a guard who whispered " psst i know who you are. Hail Sithis" That one really made me laugh.

 

[Khasrin]

Oh wow. More adventures with Onmund I've had him as a follower while I'm building Lakeview Manor. We came out of the house a while ago, and lo and behold, a giant had wandered into our yard. Onmund, being the trooper that he is, immediately yelled "I cannot best you!", turned around, ran back into the house and shut the door on me.

Whaaaa...?

So I postponed the inevitable giant-slaying and followed him inside to see what the hell he was doing. He screamed "Mercy!" and proceeded to cower on the floor for five minutes while I built some tables. Oh, Onmund. I still love you, but...really? Really?

 

[Jarrad]

Doing the main questline, retriving the Elder Scroll, i bring Lydia along with me to tank some of the higher level Falmer.... or so I thought, she enters the cave with me, we enter combat with that skooma addict Khajiit she is still there, all is going well so we continue... up until the first Dwarven Sphere Guardian, Lydia disapears, ive no idea where she is. I finish the quest and exit up the elevator, still no Lydia... she doesnt reappear until I reach Whiterun, she is standing outside the Khajiit caravan acting all normal.... and she is still a follower !? Giving me that whole " I've got your back " line, I dont think so, to Boethia with you.

 

[Chadonraz]

Vampire attack in Riverwood as I left Delphine's inn... however I only saw two Vampire's Thralls. After I killed them, I started looking for the missing (Master) Vampire, thinking the guards might have killed him. But what I saw was the chicken that everyone kills running towards me like... well, a chicken with its head cut off.
It was running from the Vampire, who was seriously behind his thralls, only then entering the town.

 

[DarkAxel23]

The moments when I see a mammoth floating in the sky then falls xD. Once one died and I got a free mammoth tusk lol

 

[Moonwort]

I look at that scene and smile slowly and wickedly, as my hand moves towards the Z button...

I know! How did you resist the urge of using a Fus Ro Dah right here? That's hilarious.

 

[Chadonraz]

I know! How did you resist the urge of using a Fus Ro Dah right here? That's hilarious.

I wasn't looking for more trouble.

 

[Moonwort]

I wasn't looking for more trouble.

Kudos for the self-control. It is so rarely observed these days...

 

[Perkless in Skyrim]

A dragon attacks Riften! When the beast is finally brought down and I've sucked out it's soul, a guard turns to me and gripes "My cousin is out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty."

EDIT: Not two minutes after the dragon fight, I'm heading down the secret entrance to the Thieves' Guild and Dinya Balu, one of the priestesses of Mara, is down there.

EDIT #2: Not long after that, as I'm coming back out from the Guild entrance, a courier shows up and informs me that the beggar Edda has left me a sizable inheritance. I didn't notice she was a casualty of the dragon attack but it seems she had quite a nest egg tucked away.

 

[orca45]

I do laugh a lot when I see a floor trap on the floor that if you triggered it, it will release the dented door that when it does swing, it will smash you and probably kill you. I just backup and let the draugr step on the trap and puuuummm, they are smashed so quickly.

 

[Twiffle]

Well i have just had one of those real surreal moments, joined the companions did the proving honour and went to ask for some work from Aela, she sent me to Gerdurs house in Riverwood to kill a Sabre cat in the house, entered the house and Ralof was sitting at the table and said 'you lost', hod was asleep in his bed and Gerdur was eating at the other table, all 3 oblivious to the very large Sabre tooth cat in the middle of the house which proceeded to attack me and ignore everyone else, , lmao

 

[Skulli]

Well i have just had one of those real surreal moments, joined the companions did the proving honour and went to ask for some work from Aela, she sent me to Gerdurs house in Riverwood to kill a Sabre cat in the house, entered the house and Ralof was sitting at the table and said 'you lost', hod was asleep in his bed and Gerdur was eating at the other table, all 3 oblivious to the very large Sabre tooth cat in the middle of the house which proceeded to attack me and ignore everyone else, , lmao

Because even in Skyrim, families have trouble acknowledging the 800 pound gorilla in the room!

 

[Sheuneux]

When I first saw the Live Action Trailer of Skyrim just before the game came out, I watched all the towns people running away in fear. Well after playing Skyrim for the first time,I went to Riften, and I moved towards the market area, and suddenly heard a dragon coming, I was ready to watch everyone run away but nope, they all pulled out their daggers and yelled "Never should have come here!", then all die trying to kill the dragon.

 

[Bone Of The Foz]

1. I visited Riften one day and was suprised to see this staring at me (see pic^^^^^^)

2.) I was walking along the path to the Throat Of The World with Serana as a Follower, and she suddenly just FLEW off the mountain, i had started the climb in iverstead, i found her in windhelm...!?!

3.) I have seen a Giant wallop lydia from the camp at whiterun, all the way to morthal.....!?!

4.) Seen a Mammoth floating in mid-air with 2 fellow mammoths on the ground, the flying one started to fall, landed on another, the original flying one just collapsed and died, the one on the ground, flew forward, hit the other grounded mammoth, and it flew away over the horizon....

5.) In Irkingtham's (Dwarven Ruin) For the penultimate thieves guild quest for the eyes of the falmer, i bore witness to SIX falmer WarMongers stuck in one falmer hut....

6.) In Dragonborn, (well with it installed) i once seen 2 seekers fighting a frost Dragon, Frost Troll, 2 giants and a
mommoth, ande im fecked if i know how but they killed all of them! i then killed both with arrows, but both had
full health when i hit them !?!

7.) In some fort filled with mages, i fired a frenzy spell at one mage, Ice Mage or similar, he immediatly started firing frostbite or something (long stream of ice) at a pyromancer, who inturn stared firing wall of flames back, it was like the 2 spells just met in the middle until both had no magika left, i fired another frenzy spell and this repeated over and over until i miss timed the frenzy spell and the pyromancer blow the plops out of the ice mage lol

8.) a pack of 6 wolves, killing 2 mammoths...!?!

9.) Witnessed the 3 dragons thing before, 2 revered and a legendry (at level 78 atmittedly) they still annihallated me lol

10) in dawnguard, in the forgotten vale i saw a frost giant litterely playing tennis against a wall with a falmer war monger who just wouldnt die lol


the riften pic V

 

[Agent of Shadow]

Probably when I took on a mammoth, dragon and giant at the same time and witnessed, firsthand, the launch into in the air via giant club.

 

[Bone Of The Foz]

I look at that scene and smile slowly and wickedly, as my hand moves towards the Z button...

I like your thinking... my hand would have performed that very same movement to the right trigger on the xbox pad lol (Modded, 23 spells a second )

 

[Daelon DuLac]

I love hitting people with an arrow and hiding. 30 seconds later after they give up looking for you they just say " must of been my imagination". I also love sneaking up behind people and when you do the finishing move they say" who's there?" Right when I slit their throat.

Oh, I so agree! I mean, I can see the arrow sticking out of your skull and you say "must be my imagination"? Look in the mirror dude. Another favorite of mine is, when sneaking, I sometimes like to wait in a door way and let the baddies walk right up to me. Not only do they not see me (directly in front of them), they still seem surprised when my arrow smashes their face at pont blank range. Sheesh... what a buncha idjits! I mean, I'm a huge guy in ebony armor with a glow in the dark bow, less than a foot from you (since I'm sneaking, I'm usually looking at their crotch). Tell me, how can you miss me! It's not even dark!