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Your WTF/LOL Moments?

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Erqiosk, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Egglet_Mcgee

    Egglet_Mcgee Member

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    This also happened to me with my hireling, i had given him lots of possessions (carrying to much) and he had randomly disappeared. He had been gone for a long time. I was about to assassinated a dragur in cave and suddenly he pops out of nowhere 1s later he dead by my hands and i cant carry my stuff......****
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  2. FarmGirl

    FarmGirl Work is really cutting into my gaming time.

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    Yeah, sometimes it doesn't pay to have such quick reactions.

    Here's me: Reload Save
    I gotta have my stuff!
     
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  3. Wildroses

    Wildroses Well-Known Member

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    I had a very similar experience recently. She suddenly appeared directly in front of me after running up a hill I was climbing in the Markarth/Falkreath area brandishing a bow and screaming: "THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!"

    How was I suppose to know she was a hunter talking to a fleeing deer behind me? She was dressed in hide armour exactly like a bandit and using a bandit's combat line!
     
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  4. Egglet_Mcgee

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    The same happens to me before when i first started playing. I think its funny how the shout really aggressive word to rabbits etc...

    Hunting tips:

    Don't be stealthy just run in their shouting and kill, easy
     
  5. Cherry

    Cherry Farfetch'd is judging you!

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    Yeah, especially when their arrows are whizzing right past your head!
    Also, why do they shout combat dialogue at deer and bunnies? Do they just wanna feel like badasses?
     
  6. FarmGirl

    FarmGirl Work is really cutting into my gaming time.

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    I really hate when their stray arrows hit my horse. It makes me very angry. I don't know how those hunters make a living at all.
     
  7. Dradin

    Dradin Tribunal Temple Acolyte

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    "It's not like their poaching is hurting anyone. The Jarl can't hardly eat every deer now, can he?"
     
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  8. Cherry

    Cherry Farfetch'd is judging you!

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    i just loaded up my mage guy since forever. I went straight to Heimskr, summoned two dremora lords right next to him, and cast Fury...
    Not a good time and place to lose one's head if you catch my meaning.
     
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    Egglet_Mcgee Member

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    Playing skyrim right now and fendal falls off a fort where there are no enemies around. He then proceeds to say "is that the best you got?" as if he was challenging the floor.
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  10. Dradin

    Dradin Tribunal Temple Acolyte

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    Just now I was walking on the road next to Meeko's Shack when I see the little pup Meeko.

    The I see a red dot appear on the hud and a dragon literally lands on Meeko, instantly killing him.

    Quite depressing and odd.
     
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    ^ On the topic of dogs, after killing the Spriggans in the Roadside Ruins I noticed that Ulfric and Vigilance were fighting each other. This character is no Mage so there was nothing I could to to intervene, I just watched my husband kill my dog. I pouted a little and continued the journey South to Falkreath. Upon reaching the town entrance, a guard asks if I had seen a dog on the road. The insensitive s'wit!

    I just thought the timing of it was funny.

    I had decided not to reload or resurrect Vigilance because Ulfric's Thu'um tends to aggro NPCs (he killed Anska and repretedly tried to kill Frea), and I guess I should have realized it would be a bad idea to have a dog tag along.
     
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  12. FarmGirl

    FarmGirl Work is really cutting into my gaming time.

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    I know what you mean, I love having Ulfric as a follower (and husband) but he does make a lot of people angry with his shouting. Including myself. I am often in the path of his unrelenting force. Poor Meeko and Vigilance, I wonder how many deaths they have suffered since Skyrim came out?
     
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    Lydia and I went to Eldersblood Peak for the Word Wall. After a prolonged dragon battle I ran out of arrows and pulled out my sword. As I struck the final blow it went into the cutscene of my character leaping onto the dragon's head to slash it to death.

    It would not have been worth mentioning in this thread but for two things:

    1) The dragon died on a slope, head downwards.
    2) For some reason the camera decided to show me this scene from behind. Specifically the dragon's behind.

    I couldn't even see myself. I spent about thirty seconds watching a draconic arse twerking it's death throes.

    What the fluff Skyrim?! This is why I never let you take control of the third person camera!
     
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  14. Cherry

    Cherry Farfetch'd is judging you!

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    I like big butts and I cannot lie! :D
     
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    I killed two dragons on the top of the "cliff" just east of Raven Rock, when I killed the second one I noticed that the remains from my first kill were still there. The big skeletons were pretty far away from the edge of the town.

    They seem to still have some life in them though, and are just as dangerous. I took the boat and when I rounded the corner to go to the forge, both of the dragon skeletons were flailing about right in the middle of town, and it seemed they could find themselves a place to rest. Went out of town, waited for a couple of hours, and when I got back they seemed to have chilled out a bit, I went about my business and carried on. I just had to complete a couple meaningless tasks, and turn in a couple of East Empire pendants before leaving the island for good, but when I fast traveled to RR, the skeletons were freaking out again, one of them was in between the roof over the forge and the alchemist's stand and ended up switching and glitching itself until it shot (with some force) right over the Retching Netch and ended up on the steps to them temple. Turns out, when guards get hit with a dragon skeleton going at warp speeds, they die. Two guards lay dead. Zombie Dragons, FTL.
     
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  16. Wippii

    Wippii Bookworm

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    I entered Dragonsreach to "warn" the Jarl about the dragon attack in Helgen, and found him... well, slouching in mid-air. Not on his throne, but about five meters away from it.
    I even reloaded the save from just before entering the keep, and the same thing happened.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Wildroses Well-Known Member

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    My secret friend informs me that I caused quite a stir on the Throat of the World when I demonstrated the power of the Thu'um.
     
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  18. Wippii

    Wippii Bookworm

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    A dragon talon-grabbed the Old Orc, who then got stuck in its talons... I saw him dangling from the dragon's right foot almost throughout the entire battle. When the dragon landed, I was able to search the Old Orc's corpse. I don't know if that counted as a good death, but it was absolutely hilarious.
     
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  19. shadowkitty

    shadowkitty Mistress of Shadows

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    This happened to me once when I didn't even know it. I entered my house to be ambushed by one of my kids saying "Look what I brought home! Can I keep it?" Standing next to her was the town begger....o_O
     
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    shadowkitty Mistress of Shadows

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    Weird things are happening in this playthrough. It likes to bring people back from the dead. First it was Sindig the Werewolf and now Skjor is walking around the Mead Hall, fully armoured...like nothing happened. I finished the Companions quest line many ingame days ago but there he is.

    Also, Lydia is missing. I never even used her for a follower, but ever since the Stormcloaks and I ransacked Whiterun, she is nowhere to be found.
     

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