Who else hunts the Thalmor for sport?

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JoeReese

Well-Known Member
I grease those slimy $%^&*#!@ every chance I get. I love to let them get to the height of their "superiority over humans" speech, before I shout them butt-up and hack them to little tiny bits. If there was a holy hand grenade of Whiterun, I would count to 6...wait.
 
Oh, yes. Happiness is spotting a group of Thalmor Justicars coming down the road towards me. Elven armor for everyone!
 

The Phoenician

Shiney, let's be bad guys.
The only good Thalmor is a dead Thalmor.

If there was a holy hand grenade of Whiterun, I would count to 6...wait.

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
 

Gandalf The Boss

Pupil of Nienna. Defender of Middle Earth
I wish they had realistic faces when I stand in front of them and call down my buddy Odahviing to kick there arses.
 

Kulaasvokul

Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fish stick!
Yeah, everytime I see a prisoner being carted around by them I always set them free. I enjoy hunting them down like animals.. :O
 

Kulaasvokul

Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fish stick!
The Thalmor just need


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Aaaaaaaw, the poor little guys. I'm going to spread the love for definite next time I see them!
Then ill kill them.
No mercy and all that. :p
 

Kalin of High Rock

Faal Lun Vahdin
I try to avoid killing humanoids whenever possible. Besides, harassing The Thalmer is subversive to the efforts our noble empire has taken to maintain the fragile peace. The Thalmer's time will come, but for now we must play their game.
 

Octavia

~ Ryla <3
Like a true nord once said...

"We should be taking the fight to those damn elves, not bending knee to them."
-Vignar Gray-Mane

(It's something along those lines anyways, haven't seen that part in a while)
 

Raijin

A Mage that loves a Templar
I don't know about you guys, but right after I kill a group of Thalmor I always get tickled over their love letter that's directly targeted by me ;)I think it's Elewen trying to tell me something... perhaps she finds me attractive, and this is her way of trying to communicate with me.

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5 Love notes :)

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LiL KiNG

New Member
I haven't chosen a side in the civil war yet, but I will always question the justicars about their prisoner (if they have one) and tell them I can worship whoever I want... which they seem to take offense to and will attack, but then I can relieve their bodies of the burden of carrying their heads with impunity (or at least no hold bounty).

No, what worries me though is the increasing number of imperial soldiers escorting a prisoner I seem to be running into. These imperials are quick to pull their blades just for being in the vicinity too.

I have yet to see stormcloak soldiers with a prisoner in tow... but as long as it was an elf I'd probably be ok with this.
 
As a wood elf I am not sure how I should feel about the Thalmor.

Should I hate them or help them?
 

Gowsh

Old Fart
I try to avoid killing humanoids whenever possible. Besides, harassing The Thalmer is subversive to the efforts our noble empire has taken to maintain the fragile peace. The Thalmer's time will come, but for now we must play their game.

True, but it's a rough old world out there. If a few travelling groups don't make their destination, who's to say what happened?

If asked, I'd blame the dragons. :cool:

That being said, whenever I didn't feel like quest work, I'd haunt the road between Solitude and the Thalmor embassy and pick off stray Thalmor patrols. Sell the swag in Solitude and nobody bats an eye. You'd expect a "Hey, buddy! Where'd ya get all them bloody Thalmor robes?" But no. ;)

The only good Thalmor ... well, you know the rest.
 

Gowsh

Old Fart
As a wood elf I am not sure how I should feel about the Thalmor.

Should I hate them or help them?

I'm sure a way better loremaster than me will post soon, but as I recall, the Aldmeri Dominion has pretty much subjugated your people.
 

bulbaquil

...is not Sjadbek, he just runs him.
As a wood elf I am not sure how I should feel about the Thalmor.

Should I hate them or help them?

Valenwood, homeland of the Bosmer, is one of the founding members of the Aldmeri Dominion. That being said, very few of the wood elves seen in Skyrim seem to be pro-Thalmor, and the Thalmor agents seem to be exclusively Altmer. There's no need to feel compelled to be pro-Thalmor if you're a Bosmer (or heck, even an Altmer).

(However, if you're not an Altmer, Bosmer, or possibly Khajiit, you should probably be anti-Thalmor.)
 

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