The Hilariously Dumb People Thread!

[Medea]

Have you ever heard anyone say something so stupid it was funny? That's what this thread is for. Watch this brain trust's logic when it comes to deer crossing signs:

 

[Lady Imp]

"She got pregnant! A sperm went inside her and laid an egg and now she's pregnant!"
- A coworker of mine. I wish I was joking...alas, I'm not...

 

[Chowder138]

Nothing comes to mind right now, but if you want to fall out of your seat laughing and then commit suicide from the horror, go on Google Plus. Plenty of inbreds over there acting like dumbasses on a daily basis.

 

[samgurl775]

This past summer I was at the celebrity golf tournament in South Lake Tahoe, and there was a girl wearing a Tony Romo jersey. This guy comes up to her also wearing a Romo jersey and tries to start a friendly chat. He says something like "so what do you think of Dez Bryant?" and she said "I don't know who that is."

I was just like, this is why so many people don't take female sports fans seriously.

 

[ChiefScalyNipples]

Well, um. I don't exactly remember, but I saw this screenshot of something on Yahoo answers. There was a woman whom recently went through childbirth that asked a question on yahoo answers about how to tell if the baby she had with was actually hers or something, because she thought that since her husband had been with women before her, she would be having THAT woman's baby and not her own, or something along those lines. I hate to be an asshole but that's pretty stupid

 

[ChiefScalyNipples]

I found the screenshot. Read it and laugh so hard your tongue will fly right out of your mouth.

 

[Lady Imp]

I found the screenshot. Read it and laugh so hard your tongue will fly right out of your mouth.

....normally I'm pretty good with a snappy comeback...but words fail me. Holy cow....

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[Octavia]

I found the screenshot. Read it and laugh so hard your tongue will fly right out of your mouth.

 

[Hargood]

 

[Medea]

Here's one from one of my favorite dumb politicians, Republican Joe Barton: Wind turbines are bad for he planet because they "slow down the wind". CLASSIC

The Washington Monthly

I guess we should get rid of all those pesky skyscrapers and mountains, Joe, because they slow the wind down too.

 

[The OP3RaT0R]

Hmmm.. the words of everyone who has ever worn anything with the OBEY logo on it, and Ronnie Radke on respect.

 

[ChiefScalyNipples]

Hmmm.. the words of everyone who has ever worn anything with the OBEY logo on it

I couldn't agree more

 

[Medea]

Hmmm.. the words of everyone who has ever worn anything with the OBEY logo on it, and Ronnie Radke on respect.

Yes, but the movie They Live was one of the greatest movies ever made!

 

[Rayven]

Just pruned a couple posts... I think this thread has the potential to be very funny and entertaining, but we have to keep racist stuff out of it (and any other -ists, for that matter). Keep it light and humorous without any sort of -ism sidebars, please.

 

[Medea]

We all know beauty contestants are dumb....The sad thing to me was the fact that 20% of people that live in the U.S. can't point out their own country on a world map!

 

[Raijin]

Republicans are hilariously dumb.

This is what happens when Mitt Romney tries blending in with normal hard working Americans... even have the nerve to say that corporations are people too... which resulted in laughs.

Here's a gold mine... Former president of the U.S.A George Bush

Another bush moment

Let's not forget our pretty little Sarah Palin

 

[Benthos]

We're not getting any better people in politics so I stopped caring altogether, this is in all branches/parties/etc.

Lastly for now:

 

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[Anthrax]

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[Raijin]

The hostess and that mental midget that thinks hes a vampire.

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