Skyrim Funniest Moments

[Couthful]

One of the Blacksmiths told me about how Eorlund Gray-Mane is considered the best smith in all of skyrim... only because he has access to the Skyforge. How TRUE!!!!

 

[SaveVsBedWet]

I have funny moments every time out now that I finally outfitted my housecarl Jordis with Ebony Mail and enchanted her up an Ebony sword and bow with some wicked stuff like Health draining.

I won't take off my Nightingale Armor, so that's why she got the Mail. In case you haven't seen it, it fogs up the area around the wearer with poison gas - leading the wearer at a distance to resemble the Peanuts character "Pig Pen". Combined with that, having serious armor and weapons has led Jordis to adopt a distinctly no-tolerance attitude towards literally ANYONE who pulls a weapon on us in the wilds.

There is NOTHING funnier than watching a blonde armored Pig Pen, larger than most men, running at high speed with sword overhead into the bushes after some toolish bandit leader or mage who was, seconds before, running his mouth and talking big sh--, screaming "I'LL KILL YOU!" and "JUST DIE" while he begs for his life. This my friends, is comedy. Quite similar to this clip below in fact:

 

[Artemis]

That very same night, I went through an icy cave filled with draugr. Once I got to the end there was an opening out on to a cliff with a few stairs leading up to a ruin with cryptic letters on it. My eyes on the ruin, I failed to see the dragon perched on top of it until it was screaming in my ear in dragonspeak. As the fight bore on, he flew off and made a few circles around me before he decided to come in for another attack. Now, I'm not sure if he intended to ram me or if he made a crash landing, but he came in towards the cliff and then hit the ground a hundred feet in front of me headfirst and slid along in the dirt towards me until I believed my life was over from being hit by a freight train. Luckily he stopped just short of me seeming a bit stunned and I slashed the last of his life away. I'd thought this was a Bethesda glitch, but upon examining the scene I noticed he left a meteor sized landing strip dug into the dirt where he'd come barreling down. If I can figure out how to screen shot one of these days, I'll reload the save I made there and snap some photos for you guys. It was quite amusing. Has anyone else seen dragons behave this way?

Aftermath of a heavy mead and skooma binge?

 

[iLouis]

Walking on a bridge high above Solitude(for a DB quest) when BAM- a hawk slams into me and nearly makes me plummet to my death. LOL

 

[FenrirofSatan]

I just entered a cave and some blind dude named Ulfir the Blind asked who I was.

So my natural instinct is to lie and tell him that I am the man he is looking for, which was some guy name Rolof...or something.

I walk over to his desk to find a book that says "Ulfir's book".

Upon opening it, there were no words. For some reason, I felt like I should have expected this, but goddamn was it funny when I realized it xD

 

[Gemini Sierra]

Last night as I was riding my horse out of Riften to the west, heading to... can't remember the dwarven ruins name where you have to return the lexicon... anyways, I was heading west on the road riding along at a good clip when I spot a mage in the road. I jump off the horse and duck into the underbrush and ready an arrow. The mage spots the horse and starts shooting ice spikes. Can't loose another horse, so I start shooting arrows but the mage is quick and keeps ducking behind a tree. Thankfully the horse took that moment and ran off down the road a bit to wait. So, I'm readying another arrow and moving for a better shot, when out of the corner of my eye, two frost spiders are (seemingly) herded towards the mage by my follower who was smacking one of them on the arse with his axe. He ended up killing that spider but not before the two of them took out the mage. At this point, I just used the arrow I had notched and shot the last spider.

After I was done laughing... almost literally ROFL... I looked at the situation and realize what probably really happened is that I missed the spiders and road right on past them, but they saw me and started following me. Then the mage stepped out and I had decided to confront him. Since it's my habit to duck for cover as quick as possible, the spiders didn't see me and focused on the horse like the mage did. Then when I shot the mage the horse took off past the spiders, who now saw the mage. All the while my follower was catching up with me and behind the spiders trying to kill them.

All in all, it was just a very funny scene