shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
Talsgar the Wanderer is bad news. Whenever you see him, run...in the opposite direction.
Every single freaking time I see this dude I get attacked by wild animals. For instance...
Wandering through the Rift, just past Riften, past the farm with the only clucking chickens in all of Skyrim, and I see him on the road up ahead. "This dude is trouble" I think to myself.. right as four red dots appear. Four giant frostbite spiders attack. So Lydia and I are fighting them off..suddenly I am spun around and the Fugitive is shoving a stolen weapon into my hands..
"DUDE! GIANT SPIDERS!...." I turn around and in front of me are the spiders...and now a bear.
"...AND A BEAR!!" We finish them off.. with no thanks from that wandering Bard. During the fray the thief got himself killed. (may or may not have been due to a well placed crossbow bolt to the head) Then the owner of the weapon runs up and I hand over his sword.
"I'm going to find that thief and I'm going to murder him!" declares the hunter hotly.
Dude look down.. no seriously.. he's there, dead, right at your feet. For the love of Tal... wait.. why is the dragon music starting..? familiar roar of fire
AW COM' ON!!!
Every single freaking time I see this dude I get attacked by wild animals. For instance...
Wandering through the Rift, just past Riften, past the farm with the only clucking chickens in all of Skyrim, and I see him on the road up ahead. "This dude is trouble" I think to myself.. right as four red dots appear. Four giant frostbite spiders attack. So Lydia and I are fighting them off..suddenly I am spun around and the Fugitive is shoving a stolen weapon into my hands..
"DUDE! GIANT SPIDERS!...." I turn around and in front of me are the spiders...and now a bear.
"...AND A BEAR!!" We finish them off.. with no thanks from that wandering Bard. During the fray the thief got himself killed. (may or may not have been due to a well placed crossbow bolt to the head) Then the owner of the weapon runs up and I hand over his sword.
"I'm going to find that thief and I'm going to murder him!" declares the hunter hotly.
Dude look down.. no seriously.. he's there, dead, right at your feet. For the love of Tal... wait.. why is the dragon music starting..? familiar roar of fire
AW COM' ON!!!