stagnant94
Active Member
Mitt romney is raising military funding.
Mitt Romney is a Mormon. Mormon's believe...
1. that god comes from the planet 'Kolob',
2. that a woman can't get into heaven without her husband letting her in,
3. that once the woman is in heaven she will get to be eternally pregnant with billions of spirit children.
4. that gay marriage is a sin, but marrying more than one woman is fine.
5. that a con artist by the name of joseph smith, who started mormonism, is a prophet. this same man started an army and declared himself 'king of the world'
6. that americans are descended from jews
7. that having dark skin is a curse from god.
8. that black people sat on the fence during the war on heaven.
9. that adam, the bible's first human was a god
10. that faithful believers will become like a god
11. that lying is an accepted practice in church (surprise surprise mitt)
12. that it is possible for every single person to come back to life like jesus
13. Mormons believe that America is their 'holy land'
14. that adam and eve once lived in america, even though all fossil evidence points to the first humans coming out of africa
15. that satan rules the water
16 that mormon underpants protect the wearer from physical harm
17. they baptised the dead, including holocaust victims.
18. that if you are not in the tribe of joseph and you are adopted into his tribe your blood literally changes
19. that it is morally wrong for women to wear more than one set of earrings.
20. that earth used to be a triple planet with smaller planets connected at the north and south poles. and that this is where noah's floodwaters went
21. that the garden of Eden was in Missouri
22. if you have dark skin and convert to mormonism your skin will slowly whiten
anyway, i completely agree with Mitt Romney's plan to go into the middle east and kill off all those 'religious nutjobs'
Mitt Romney is a Mormon. Mormon's believe...
1. that god comes from the planet 'Kolob',
2. that a woman can't get into heaven without her husband letting her in,
3. that once the woman is in heaven she will get to be eternally pregnant with billions of spirit children.
4. that gay marriage is a sin, but marrying more than one woman is fine.
5. that a con artist by the name of joseph smith, who started mormonism, is a prophet. this same man started an army and declared himself 'king of the world'
6. that americans are descended from jews
7. that having dark skin is a curse from god.
8. that black people sat on the fence during the war on heaven.
9. that adam, the bible's first human was a god
10. that faithful believers will become like a god
11. that lying is an accepted practice in church (surprise surprise mitt)
12. that it is possible for every single person to come back to life like jesus
13. Mormons believe that America is their 'holy land'
14. that adam and eve once lived in america, even though all fossil evidence points to the first humans coming out of africa
15. that satan rules the water
16 that mormon underpants protect the wearer from physical harm
17. they baptised the dead, including holocaust victims.
18. that if you are not in the tribe of joseph and you are adopted into his tribe your blood literally changes
19. that it is morally wrong for women to wear more than one set of earrings.
20. that earth used to be a triple planet with smaller planets connected at the north and south poles. and that this is where noah's floodwaters went
21. that the garden of Eden was in Missouri
22. if you have dark skin and convert to mormonism your skin will slowly whiten
anyway, i completely agree with Mitt Romney's plan to go into the middle east and kill off all those 'religious nutjobs'
