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Neloth's Fine Teas

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Cordelia, May 30, 2014.

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  1. Cordelia

    Cordelia Global Moderator
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    Welcome to Master Neloth's Fine Teas by Cordyception (ME!)

    This started as a request fulfillment for iPag (imaginepageant), who wanted an art nuveau-styled piece featuring Neloth of House Telvanni. It has since become so much more with the help of this community, making so many brilliant and creative suggestions for additional tea blends, many of which are listed in this post, but all of which can be found in the following thread pages.

    Before we get too far into this, though, here is the finished Neloth piece:

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    And now you can bring home your own Neloth gear by visiting my shops at Redbubble.com, Spreadshirt.com, and Tee-public.com! Nice selections, and fair prices.

    But what's the best news of all? These aren't just fantasy labels for made up teas anymore.

    I've been sitting on this news for a while, but I just can't keep it to myself anymore.

    Thanks to the existence of Adagio.com, you can now drink tea blends inspired by Skyrim and Neloth's Fine Teas!

    Currently blended and available are:

    The Master's Choice - An earthy, spicy, smoky blend worthy of the Master's praises.
    Dreamstride - A complex blend of sweet and soothing to send you to your own torpor.
    Sanguine Rose - An aggressive, sensual blend of roses, spices, and bold red peppercorn.
    Jarl Grey - Earl grey celon with subtle floral notes, and dark smoke - a morning tea worthy of a war-torn tundra.

    Currently, only The Master's Choice has finished artwork on it, so while the other flavors are definitely available, the boxes have place-holder art instead of finished labels.

    Art In Progress Now:
    Jarl Grey

    Below are some of the suggestions you have made, as a community, which I plan to make in the nearest possible future:

    *Winterhold Spice - with snow berries
    *Jarl Grey
    *Balgruuf's Breakfast Blend
    Vaermina's Dreamstride Blend
    Dibella's Passion Fruit Blend
    Night Mother's Black Tea (with lotus extract)
    The Pale Chai - A light, golden blend, enhanced with cinnamon, cardamom, cloves, and ginger.
    Secunda's Silk (best with moon sugar)
    Deadly Mother's Nightshade Brew
    *Sheogorath's Sharp Eider Tea - with real cheese extract, and extra crunch!
    *Sanguine Rose Tea
    *Reachmen's Morning - a brisk, refreshing blend with subtle hints of juniper.
    *Glenmoril Green Tea
    *Dovah Blend - Ken Unahzaal Drem (Taste Unending Peace)
    *Lovers Comfort Tea
    Blackreach Tea of the Deep

    *NEW*
    Frostfall Mint Tea
    *Oblivion Gate Black Tea
    *Volkihar Red Tea
    *Soul Cairn Crystalline Tea - (may contain unfriendly souls)

    Feel free to keep making suggestions as they occur to you; there is no telling when I'll stop making this series, and I love to see what you come up with!
     
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    #1 Cordelia, May 30, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2015
  2. Mighty Pecan Pie

    Mighty Pecan Pie The secret American

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    Evergloam Black Tea
     
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  3. JoeReese

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    Tea, Jarl Grey, hot.
     
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    #3 JoeReese, May 30, 2014
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    Wight Tea
     
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  5. Mighty Pecan Pie

    Mighty Pecan Pie The secret American

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    Frostfall Mint Tea.
     
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  6. Ivory

    Ivory Let's Player

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    Masser Brew
    Bal's Brew
    Hircine's Clawed Tea

    I dunno man. I just thought these up on the spot.
     
    #6 Ivory, May 30, 2014
  7. imaginepageant

    imaginepageant Slytherin Alumni

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    Jarl Grey made me laugh way more than it should have.

    I wanted to come up with a tea for Ulfric, but then I thought, Ulfric is probably not the kind of man who drinks tea. I bet he puts mead in his cereal.
     
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  8. tx12001

    tx12001 I will not tolerate failure...

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    Seeing as how Neloth is a Dunmer, I highly Doubt he would name things after places in Skyrim or it's people or after dragons for that matter, Why not try naming some of them after things in Morrowind like....

    - Balmora Black Tea
    - Tel Branora Brew
    - Gnaar Mok Mocha or Gnaar Mocha
    - Sedya Neen Been Tea (?)
    - Telvanni Tea
    - Tel Naga Tea (Neloth once lived in Tel Naga)
    - Ghost Gate Green Tea
    - Dagon Fel Fruit blend
    - Kwarma Coffee Blend
    - Red Mountain Mocha

    Honestly I would rather not know what is in these brews especially Kwama coffee blend:vomit:
     
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  9. imaginepageant

    imaginepageant Slytherin Alumni

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    Imperial Red Tea?
    Dragonfire Chai?
    Organic Nirnroot Infusion?
     
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    They are my favourites :)

    Also, again Cordeh, great work on the art!
     
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    Ballin' Balgruuf's Breakfast Blend.
     
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    Hahaha! Amazing.
     
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    Blackreach Black Tea (flavored with dried red nirnroot)
    Coldharbour Grey Tea
    Mammoth Mint Tea (with flavors of mammoth cheese, mint leaves, and wild mountain flowers)

    Those are just a few ideas :)
     
    #13 Naginata, May 31, 2014
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    Sunhold spice-root tea
     
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    Summerset Sunrise, a breakfast blend of black and golden teas, flavored with jazzbay. The name is a nod to the Sun Birds of Alinor, while the jazzbay is an ingredient in magicka potions.
     
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  16. Ivory

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    I kinda like the sound of Coldharbour Blue Tea over Grey. Since it's pretty damned blue there.
     
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  17. imaginepageant

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    Teapocrypha.
     
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    tx12001 I will not tolerate failure...

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    Imperial Ice Tea
    Stormhold Spice Tea
     
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  19. Jei El

    Jei El We will be avenged.

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    Hard to beat Jarl Grey, but I'm gunna have to say.. hm...
    Giant's Mammoth Blend
    Labyrinthian Vintage
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    Completely off-topic, however hilarious: Manatea
     
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  20. imaginepageant

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    Volkihar Red Tea.

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