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Load Screen Quotes: What would yours be?

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by raido KASAI, May 8, 2014.

  1. MehrunesDagon

    MehrunesDagon Member

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    "I used to be an arrow like you, then i took an adventurer to the knee."

    If you think of any more of these please tell me :)


    -Silence
     
  2. Seanu Reaves

    Seanu Reaves The Shogun of Gaming

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    "Give me your arrows... I have some in agonizing to dip them in." Hides-Many-Knives, master assassin

    "Preparedness is all. Be it trolls, bandits, or even dragons." Tryn Beast-Slayer, Hunter amd Adventurer

    "These claws have sundered mountains, but now they heal. Sometimes the hardest thing we have to do is to stop fighting." Dro Do Zatharka, Khajiit monk
     
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  3. imaginepageant

    imaginepageant Slytherin Alumni

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    "Physics? Bitch, I'm a horse."
     
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    Toxius Frost Wolf

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    "When last did you Quick-save?"
     
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  5. Seanu Reaves

    Seanu Reaves The Shogun of Gaming

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    "Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some skooma in it."
     
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  6. Cherry

    Cherry Farfetch'd is judging you!

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    "Alchemy is tedious. But if you can get past that, it can be the most powerful skill in the game."

    - Cherry
     
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  7. ZeroDragon

    ZeroDragon Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding.

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    Don't hesitate with the bow, your follower will get in the line of fire if you pause.
     
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    "It's two days later do you know where your follower is?"


    Aren Direfrost... Witchhunter
     
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  9. Cherry

    Cherry Farfetch'd is judging you!

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    I probably killed him for his stupidity.

    "Don't bother with followers. They'll just get in your way and steal your kills."

    - Cherry
     
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  10. Seanu Reaves

    Seanu Reaves The Shogun of Gaming

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    "Unless it is your loyal war dog... you should probably travel alone. Scratch that. Travel alone."
     
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    Lucid Well-Known Member

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    "Hesitation Kills"
     
  12. raido KASAI

    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    "It was like that when I got here."
    -- Unknown
     
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  13. Ivory

    Ivory Let's Player

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    "One moment you are quietly hunting a majestic Elk. The next you're chasing it across Skyrim like a madman."
     
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  14. nightmare16

    nightmare16 here have a cookie :)

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    its the most gorgeous thing ive ever seen. it make me happt there are other completly insane people like me in the world YOU DESERVE A COOKIE!!!! EAT IT NOW!!!
     
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    Wildroses Well-Known Member

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    "Stop eating the nightshade you idiot."

    Alas I cannot claim credit for this line. It was written by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation during the outro of his Skyrim review, but I think it is worth sharing.
     
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  16. TheNatural

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    "Fast Travel... again?!? Come on, man"
     
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    Sveinbjorn Skald

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    "If thine balls be frozen, if thine sack unthawed
    Wise words have been chosen, sang deep in mead-halls
    With the fur of a cave bear, and a knife that doth cut
    Craft thee a warm pouch, and cover thine nuts. - Ogmund"
     
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  18. Octavia

    Octavia ~ Ryla <3

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    "If a foe proves far too difficult, try approaching the situation differently. If all else fails, fl*ff that guy. Use the kill command"
    - Sir Jackleberry

    "The rating and value of armour is defined not by how protective it is, but how appealing it looks"
    - Sir Jackleberry

    :p
     
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  19. raido KASAI

    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    "If you come across a guy beating up a legendary dragon with a wooden sword, you likely should not attack him if you wish to remain amongst the living."

    RK
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    "Some say revenge is best served cold. But then again, not everyone is a great cook."

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