DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
Violence are bad.... very very VERY badLets all make love instead
I'll take you down to the torture room, located in Windhelm and I will make what Elenwen did to Ulfric seem like a summer vacation.
Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?
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I'll take you down to the torture room, located in Windhelm and I will make what Elenwen did to Ulfric seem like a summer vacation.
Lady Imp
Rabid Wolverine
Sounds kinky
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
Sounds kinky
Well it doesn't involve hooking up a car battery to your nipples, so you're not interested.
Docta Corvina
Well-Known Member
*sigh*
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
It's true, you missed her saying it. Them Stormcloak supporters are crazy.
Lady Imp
Rabid Wolverine
Crazy fun, you mean
Docta Corvina
Well-Known Member
Missed what from who?
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
They're barbarians the lot of them.
Docta Corvina
Well-Known Member
LOL some are decidedly worse than others.
Docta Corvina
Well-Known Member
Of all the Stormcloaks though, Raijin is a great buddy. 
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Hey! We're Stormcloaks! We're ruled by our emotions and short term needs. It's just the way we are.
Lady Imp
Rabid Wolverine
....no argument here lolHey! We're Stormcloaks! We're ruled by our emotions and short term needs. It's just the way we are.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Well... He probably would.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Oh go back to your temple Dibella lover...Violence are bad.... very very VERY bad
I'll be over about 10 on Mundas.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Yup! And proud of it! Sodere...
Docta Corvina
Well-Known Member
Daelon, Raijin... You guys are great. I like you.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
"Enough! You are traitors and will die traitors' deaths. Stand down and face public execution, or advance and face summary execution by my hands. It matters little to me. Either way I'll be sending your heads back to Cyrodiil."
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Overnight Express? If you use one of those couriers they'll end up smelly and you know those prissy Cyrodilians wouldn't like that plus he/she would probably end up getting there naked anyhow.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
In the great glen they lay a sleeping,
Where the cool waters gently flow.
And the gray mist is sadly weeping,
For those brave lads of long ago.
See the tall grass is there
awaiting,
As their banners of long ago.
With their heads high forward threading,
Stepping lightly to meet the
As their banners of long ago.
With their heads high forward threading,
Stepping lightly to meet the
foe.
Some return from the fields of glory,
To their loved ones who held them dear.
But some fell in that hour of glory,
And were left to their resting here.
Some return from the fields of glory,
To their loved ones who held them dear.
But some fell in that hour of glory,
And were left to their resting here.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
That is a beautiful and very honorable ode. Where is that from?In the great glen they lay a sleeping,Where the cool waters gently flow.And the gray mist is sadly weeping,For those brave lads of long ago.See the tall grass is there awaiting,As their banners of long ago.With their heads high forward threading,Stepping lightly to meet thefoe.Some return from the fields of glory,To their loved ones who held them dear.But some fell in that hour of glory,And were left to their resting here.
