Favorite Quote from Skyrim NPC's

[Monkeyzero]

Mine is annoying in game but hilarious when my real life seven year old walks by me at random in the house and says, "I work for Belethor, at the general goods store".
He started doing it a couple days ago. First time I almost peed laughing.

Sent from The Nether

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

Mine is annoying in game but hilarious when my real life seven year old walks by me at random in the house and says, "I work for Belethor, at the general goods store".
He started doing it a couple days ago. First time I almost peed laughing.

Sent from The Nether

Your son works for Belethor? That poor child..

 

[Dusksonkrack]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

 

[Monkeyzero]

Your son works for Belethor? That poor child..

Lol. No doubt right? And my son asks tons of inane questions so you know Belethor just hates him.

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[samgurl775]

"Ok...now where did I put those spiders?"
"What you learn here will last you a lifetime. Or several, if you're talented."
"...and he says to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!"

 

[Ivory]

"They're as useless as a fifth wheel on a wagon" - Filnjar

 

[Dust651]

"Death to the stormcloaks!"

 

[Stigweard Ruadhan]

An NPC once walked past me in Windhelm whilst I was fully garbed in Void Nightingale armour...

"You're an odd looking one," she said.

I turned to face her and throw her a menacing stare.

"Sorry, I wasn't talking to you," she then mumbled.

I gave my best 'yeah bitch' shoulder shrug and strutted on down the road...

 

[Moris]

"If a man has time to complain, he has time to work." -- Mulush gro-Shugurz

 

[Pete]

One bandit to another at a meal: "Your stomach is getting as big as a horkers" at which the other replies "Your breath smells like you've been kissing a drauger"

 

[ManoloXamps the Faggot]

"I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow in the knee."

 

[KC95]

"The security in Whiterun is terrible."

 

[ManoloXamps the Faggot]

"The security in Whiterun is terrible."

Shameful, that's what it is.

 

[Belle]

Anything Cicero says... Especially the disturbing stuff.

"Need to oil Mother soon, get to all the hard to reach places."

 

[Moris]

"Are you a member of the College, or did you steal those robes from a real wizard?" -- Niranya

"I may be old, but I can still put up a fight." -- Tolfdir

 

[thatwudbryan]

"Viper The Fleet, the only person foolish enough to name himself after his sexual prowess." - Saaphire

Best Skyrim insult EVER

 

[kyleekay]

This one from Lydia annoyed the living hell out of me at first, but has since grown on me:

"I am sworn to carry your burdens!"

Seems like she has an attitude at first, but then I decided she sounds like that because she's just a bit tired from kicking so much ass. When I'm tired, I get a bit grumpy too. Can't blame her.

 

[Volanere]

When anyone ask if your dragonborn. Im like have you seen me shout bra!!!

 

[Pijack]

Vilkas - "I've never even heard of this outsider!"

Me - "coughdragonborn"

Dragonborn, Thane on all Districts, Arch-Mage, Listener, Bard, Nightingale, Leader of Thieves Guild. How the hell have you never heard of me, you idiot?

 

[Harc]

"You have the honor of addressing a member of the thalmor. Bask in it."