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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but then after eating it, you realize you're highly allergic to tortillas.

    I wish sleep was not a necessity, so we'd always be able to play Skyrim.
     
  2. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but you get so tired you have to sleep.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  3. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but it's only for a day.

    I wish for nothing! :)
     
  4. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but a stranger comes up to you and gives you a stolen dollar bill.(P.S. who would corrupt world peace? tsk tsk tsk.)

    I wish for a tv that cant be corrupted in any way.
     
  5. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but you only get it when you move in a mormon neighborhood, and all it has is explicit rap at max volume and it can't turn off.

    I wish for a harmless goldfish that doesn't grow, die, make noise, need to be fed, and keeps the tank clean.
     
  6. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but a cat swallows it whole and runs away.

    I wish for Skyrim for pc for free.
     
  7. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but you don't have a PC anymore.

    I wish the Imperials and Sormcloaks could just get along.
     
  8. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but the thalmor stir up the rebellion again.

    I wish for a turtle.
     
  9. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but your lust for turtle flesh reduces him to an empty shell.

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of Doritos -- all the flavors!
     
  10. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but they go stale.
    I wish for unlimited US money
     
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  11. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but the world, nay, the galaxy only recognizes sterling pounds.

    I wish I could (cue song) fly like an eagle.
     
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    Granted, but a hunter mistook you for an eagle and shot you down. :p

    I wish I could do anything without penalty.
     
  13. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but you can't think of anything to do.

    I wish The Predator character could be a playable character in Skyrim. They space travel, right? It's
    possible. :) ;)
     
  14. i K33L n0085

    i K33L n0085 Destroyer Devour Master

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    Granted, but Skyrim freezes every time you try to play it.

    I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.
     
  15. Start Dale

    Start Dale I got 99 problems but a Deadra ain't one.

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    Granted but your wish gets corrupted anyway... Cause its a wish.

    I wish that Winona Ryder wanted my body (Well i do).
     
  16. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but it's only for scientific purposes. ;)

    I wish Winona Ryder wanted Start Dale's body. . .for however he sees fit. ;)
     
  17. Start Dale

    Start Dale I got 99 problems but a Deadra ain't one.

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    You are way to kind... :D

    No corrupting of that wish... Woop!
     
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  18. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but she dies.
    I wish for a real LIVE SEPTIM!
     
  19. i K33L n0085

    i K33L n0085 Destroyer Devour Master

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    Do you mean a gold coin? Or one of the Septim Emperors?
    Whatever, here's a gold coin, but whatever you buy with it will be snatched by a dragon.

    I wish for Skyrim for Xbox 360 had minecraft physics! (Everything is made out of blocks and you can mine them and build stuff with them.)
     
  20. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but then the LEGO DRAGONS swoop in and burn and freeze everything in sight.

    I wish for a playable Falmer character in Skyrim.
     

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