Corrupted Wish!

[dunklunk]

Granted, but then after eating it, you realize you're highly allergic to tortillas.

I wish sleep was not a necessity, so we'd always be able to play Skyrim.

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but you get so tired you have to sleep.

I wish for world peace.

 

[ShadowMage]

Granted, but it's only for a day.

I wish for nothing!

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but a stranger comes up to you and gives you a stolen dollar bill.(P.S. who would corrupt world peace? tsk tsk tsk.)

I wish for a tv that cant be corrupted in any way.

 

[ShadowMage]

Granted, but you only get it when you move in a mormon neighborhood, and all it has is explicit rap at max volume and it can't turn off.

I wish for a harmless goldfish that doesn't grow, die, make noise, need to be fed, and keeps the tank clean.

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but a cat swallows it whole and runs away.

I wish for Skyrim for pc for free.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but you don't have a PC anymore.

I wish the Imperials and Sormcloaks could just get along.

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but the thalmor stir up the rebellion again.

I wish for a turtle.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but your lust for turtle flesh reduces him to an empty shell.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Doritos -- all the flavors!

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but they go stale.
I wish for unlimited US money

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but the world, nay, the galaxy only recognizes sterling pounds.

I wish I could (cue song) fly like an eagle.

 

[ShadowMage]

Granted, but a hunter mistook you for an eagle and shot you down.

I wish I could do anything without penalty.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but you can't think of anything to do.

I wish The Predator character could be a playable character in Skyrim. They space travel, right? It's
possible.

 

[i K33L n0085]

Granted, but Skyrim freezes every time you try to play it.

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[Start Dale]

Granted but your wish gets corrupted anyway... Cause its a wish.

I wish that Winona Ryder wanted my body (Well i do).

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but it's only for scientific purposes.

I wish Winona Ryder wanted Start Dale's body. . .for however he sees fit.

 

[Start Dale]

Granted, but it's only for scientific purposes.

I wish Winona Ryder wanted Start Dale's body. . .for however he sees fit.

You are way to kind...

No corrupting of that wish... Woop!

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but she dies.
I wish for a real LIVE SEPTIM!

 

[i K33L n0085]

Do you mean a gold coin? Or one of the Septim Emperors?
Whatever, here's a gold coin, but whatever you buy with it will be snatched by a dragon.

I wish for Skyrim for Xbox 360 had minecraft physics! (Everything is made out of blocks and you can mine them and build stuff with them.)

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but then the LEGO DRAGONS swoop in and burn and freeze everything in sight.

I wish for a playable Falmer character in Skyrim.