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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but your command of the foreign languages would be elementary at best, and you'd only know a few basic sentences of each.

    I wish I were the best bass player on earth.
     
  2. Mikk

    Mikk Article Writer

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    Granted. But not by making you better. Everyone else just sucks now, so the bar is set REALLY low.

    I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
     
  3. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Granted but You can't shoot lasers. you can't fly. You only have yellow long hair

    I wish I could move to canada.
     
  4. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    granted, but no one knows what that is so they think your crazy. I wish for a pianist from czechoslovakia who knows how to play Beethoven
     
  5. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Posted too late . in canada you forget your passport and are arrested
     
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  6. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Granted but the pianist is deaf and he/she doesn't know sign language.

    I wish for a cool race car bed
     
  7. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted,but a fat friend of yours jumps on it and breaks the springs.
    I wish for a penny.
     
  8. Hermaeus_Mora

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    Granted, but it's a dwarf (people who read ASOIAF will get this)

    I wish for a pool of custard.
     
  9. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Granted but the penny was forged from greek Copper making it the most wanted penny in the universe. After a week of safeguarding your penny Aliens will come, Abduct you,and be mean to you while they spend your valuable penny on Solar engine panels.

    I wish I knew roman numerals
     
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  10. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Oh sorry too late. Granted but the pool of custard expired as soon as it was installed.

    I wish I knew latin
     
  11. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but a flying mammoth falls on you, making you forget latin
     
  12. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    You need to wish something
     
  13. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    sorry forgot. I wish for another wish
     
  14. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Granted but the genie fell asleep rendering your wish unwishable

    I wish for an awesome flat screen T.V
     
  15. Hermaeus_Mora

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    Granted, but the screen falls off the 20-story flat so it breaks.

    I wish for a beer tap.
     
  16. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but it breaks on the day you host a superbowl party
    I wish for an army of unicorns that shoot fire out of their horns, and they are loyal to me.
     
  17. R'alle

    R'alle young but able

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    Granted but the Alpha unicorn loses Loyalty and takes the Army to fight for Mother Russia

    I wish Bruce the shark didn't try to kill Nemo's dad
     
  18. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but the United nations decides to destroy all nemo dvds, tapes, and records of it.

    I wish my version of skyrim for ps3 had mods and console commands
     
  19. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but then I'd steal your mods and console commands for my 360, and for all other 360 users out there. Mwahahaha.

    I wish I had Obi Wan's power of the Jedi Mind Trick (oh yes) ;)
     
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  20. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but the delivery man for the instruction kit gets attacked by forsworn, and they take the delivery.
    I wish for a taco
     

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