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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted but all the transportation people deny you service because your ademon in your avatar.

    I wish that I knew how to get around the curse of the corrupted wish.
     
  2. hexperiment

    hexperiment The Experimentalist

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    Granted but there is nothing you can do about it :cool:

    I wish I had more appendages and orifices.
     
  3. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but they're not on you.

    I wish I could do anything.
     
  4. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted but you dont want to do anything =P

    I wish I had a pet monkey to throw poop at all of you.
     
  5. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted but it misses them and hits you.

    I wish I get, play, and beat Dawnguard soon.
     
  6. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted but its the worst thing youve ever played...

    I wish I could poop golden turds.
     
  7. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted but you can't poop.

    I wish I could be the Dovakiin.
     
  8. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but you'd be a level 1 Dovakhiin on Master difficulty with no dragon shouts, and bandits would mug you & steal your wallet every time you left your house. And if you ever went into the woods, you'd get your ass kicked by wolves and bears all the time.

    I wish I could read people's thoughts.
     
  9. imaginepageant

    imaginepageant Slytherin Alumni

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    Granted, but they're all in a language you don't understand.

    I wish I had the next season of 24 on DVD so I didn't have to go through Jack Bauer withdrawls.
     
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  10. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but you overdose on Jack Bauer and find yourself wishing you had suffered through those withdrawals instead.

    I wish I knew the definitive answer to the question, "are we being visited by intelligent extraterrestrial entities?".
     
  11. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but you can't explain it to anyone else.

    I wish I could run forever and stop whenever I wanted.
     
  12. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but you'd run into a brick wall and hurt yourself.

    I wish I were immortal.
     
  13. wakka

    wakka damn nature you scary

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    Granted. but you see everyone you love and like die.

    i wish i could get tomorrow's paper today ( didn't they make a tv program about this ?)
     
  14. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but you can't read any of it.

    I wish I could tell the future.
     
  15. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but a glance forward in time reveals a dystopian future where civilization has collapsed and most of mankind has perished in the ensuing chaos. Only small pockets of survivors remain here and there, most of whom have degenerated into violent gangs that practice cannibalism, murder and profane rituals.

    I wish I was a boss like Gandalf and had his magic powers.
     
  16. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted. But you don't know how to use them
    I wish I could do anything and get away with it
     
  17. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but you don't even have the first two Half Lifes

    I wish we'd never get old.
     
  18. ShadowMage

    ShadowMage Article Writer

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    Granted, but we're always two year olds. That have 23 hour work-days.

    I wish we all were perfect.
     
  19. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but then people would become idle and complacent and humanity's progress would stagnate. Who needs to evolve or develop when everyone is already perfect?

    I wish I had the most perfect health of anyone who has ever lived in the history of mankind.
     
  20. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but no one would be around to converse with.

    I wish for peace on earth.
     

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