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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Finalchrono

    Finalchrono Time Bandit

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    This is similar to another wish of yours o_O.
    Granted, but unfortunately it sucks. (I can't say this, there's no way it's going to suck)
    Granted, but your hardware can't support it.

    I wish I could wish for a wish that didn't have a downside.
     
  2. rizen

    rizen A to the K homeboy

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    Granted, but now you can't play this game anymore :p

    I wish for no more taxes
     
  3. Perchta

    Perchta Member

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    granted, but now you are unemployed.

    i wish the kodama were real.
     
  4. hexperiment

    hexperiment The Experimentalist

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    Similar to which wish? :?

    Granted, but now they are everywhere. EVERYWHERE

    I wish I can marry a Khajiit.
     
  5. rizen

    rizen A to the K homeboy

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    Granted, but he's been having an affair with a hagraven and hi-fives his friends about it later :sadface:

    I wish there were no more adverts.
     
  6. Shoor

    Shoor Clan Thu'um Guard

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    Granted, but then you'd have to pay the money people stand to lose by not allowing adverts.

    I wish for a model of an F-15 Eagle.
     
  7. Lyt

    Lyt Active Member

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    Granted, but it was dropped on delivery. Some (re)assembly required.

    I wish for a good gaming computer.
     
  8. GDoe5

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    Granted, but a brand-new version comes out straight after you get it.
    I wish I was in Japan.
     
  9. BSE

    BSE Active Member

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    Granted, but you dont, and never will learn to, speak or understand Japanese.

    I wish Kate Beckinsale was my wife.
     
  10. GDoe5

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    Granted, but she argues, and then turns asexual on you.

    I wish I was warm.
     
  11. treasurehunter

    treasurehunter Lol.... Whut?

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    [I like this game... :cool:]
    Granted, but now you have no way to cool down.

    I wish I had ice cream.
     
  12. Ajones2323

    Ajones2323 The Black Knight

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    Granted, but it was made with old milk.

    I wish i could jump into the world of Skyrim and take control of my character at will.
     
  13. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted but all of your characters are skeever :rale:
    I wish I could use dragon shouts in real life.
     
  14. imaginepageant

    imaginepageant Slytherin Alumni

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    Granted, but you suddenly come down with laryngitis.

    I wish I could afford a cleaning service so I didn't have to clean my house today.
     
  15. Necromis

    Necromis Well-Known Member

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    granted but the maid is hoarder and piles all your belongings in the living room and kitchen.

    I wish I was paid not to work so I could be out on the water enjoying the sun.
     
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  16. SGT_Sky

    SGT_Sky Silence, My Brother

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    granted but the water is infested with flesh eating bacteria that are quickly evolving.

    I wish for a nice looking woman that doesn't cheat
     
  17. Zoa Two Tails

    Zoa Two Tails Cloak and Dagger Artist

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    Granted but she is a five year old
    I wish for the ability to become invisible. whenever i want to
     
  18. hexperiment

    hexperiment The Experimentalist

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    Granted but everyone can feel where you are whenever they want to know

    I wish a giant spider lay thousands of eggs inside me and all the beautiful baby spiders hatch to feed on my flesh while I am still alive.
     
  19. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but the baby spiders decide you don't taste good and take their business elsewhere, migrating out through all your orifices. While you stand there disappointed, watching the spiders scurrying away from you, you are flattened by a bus.

    I wish I were as strong as a grizzly bear.
     
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  20. Ajones2323

    Ajones2323 The Black Knight

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    Granted, but it's the strength of a cub.

    I wish I had enough money to travel all over the world.
     

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