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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Lindsay

    Lindsay Premium Member

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    Granted, but they are twinkies

    I wish I had 1 million dollars.
     
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  2. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but in order to grant this wish, it'll cost you. . .wait for it. . .1 million dollars.

    I wish Lindsay would take back all those damn twinkies.
     
  3. Lindsay

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    Granted, but you would have to pa me $100 for each of them.

    I wish I could go into Space.
     
  4. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but then you get detoured to Dead Space (the video game) with Isaac, and well, we all know how that ends. ;):eek:

    I wish I could speak and understand any language.
     
  5. Lindsay

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    Granted, but you could only speak and say one word in each language.

    I wish I had a penguin.
     
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  6. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but in order to have this penguin, you must relocate to The Arctic Circle. :rolleyes:

    I wish someone would make Skyrim into a movie, with Sly Stallone as Ulfric. :eek:
     
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    Granted but it's directed by Uwe Boll

    I wish I had pizza!
     
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  8. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but the entire pizza is made out of ingredients you're allergic to.

    I wish for a trained, pet Komodo Dragon. :eek:
     
  9. NikolaTesla

    NikolaTesla Admiral Sunna Kyndai

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    Granted but it spits out acidic blood all the time.
    I wish for a car made out of cheese.
     
  10. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but mice run rampant in your neighborhood. Thus, no more cheese car.

    I wish I had a swimming pool.
     
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    NikolaTesla Admiral Sunna Kyndai

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    Granted, but instead of water, it's molten lava.
    I wish for a jetpack.
     
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  12. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but its flight range is only enough to take you across the street.

    I wish I had a T-Rex that I could ride around Skyrim, terrorizing the locals.
     
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    Granted, every Hold and dragon wants a piece of you.
    I wish for a new laptop to work with.
     
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    NikolaTesla Admiral Sunna Kyndai

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    Granted, but it's from 10 years ago.
    I want a flying puppy that breathes flame.
     
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    Granted, but he never stops flying or breathing fire.

    I wish I had a robot unicorn
     
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  16. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but it doesn't come with a user manual, so you have no idea how to operate it. It ends up collecting dust in your garage.

    I wish Middle-earth actually existed and I could visit there as a tourist.
     
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    Granted but you would turn into an Orc whenever you visited.

    I wish I had a hoverboard.
     
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  18. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but you lost the operator's manual, thus rendering it useless.

    I wish I was immortal.
     
  19. NikolaTesla

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    Granted but your body never stops aging.
    I wish I had a comfortable bed.
     
  20. Monolith

    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted but then you become bedridden.

    I wish I could feel as good every day as I'm feeling today 8)
     

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