Corrupted Wish!

[The OP3RaT0R]

Granted, but you can't have anything else you want now.

I wish this thread reappeared and Chowder's wish was negated.

 

[Benthos]

Wish granted but now you step down from most recent post.
I wish for a massage, I could use one.

 

[Broodje]

Granted, 5 trained sumo wrestlers up in your house to help you out!

I wish for me finally succeeding a study.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but then you fail at everything else.

I wish someone would mod my Skyrim game to perfection and iron out all the bugs & flaws, so that I could just concentrate on enjoying the game without having to sweat over the technical hiccups.

 

[99Problems]

Granted, but then your gaming platform would burst into a million pieces.
I wish for a new motorcycle!

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but then you have a motorcycle accident.. a head-on collision with a truck on a freeway.

I wish my country didn't get so damn cold during the winter!

 

[Lindsay]

Granted, but it will always be unbearably hot.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but then you couldn't breathe on dry land. You'd have to live the rest of your life under the sea. Sharks would try to eat you, fishermen would try to catch you in their nets, and your life would generally suck.

I wish I had a few hours of extra time every day!

 

[Lindsay]

Granted, but you would have to work those extra few hours a ay.

I wish I had a pet duck.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted. But that duck, fresh outta luck, who always seems to be stuck in the muck, trying ever so hard not to say yuck, would therefore no longer give a fluff.

I wish I could sleep like a cat. At will. 22 hours a day.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but then you'd get fired from your job and your personal life would suffer tremendously because you were curled up sleeping in a corner all day.

I wish I had the eyesight of an eagle, the smell of a bloodhound and the strength of a bear.

 

[Lindsay]

Granted, but you would have the eyesight of a blind eagle, the smell of a bloodhound with a stuffy nose, and the strength of a teddy bear.

I wish I owned a private island.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but there's absolutely nothing else on the island. No cable or satellite TV. No Wi-Fi either. Nada.

I wish there were 30 hours in a day, mostly for play, of course.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but there's absolutely nothing else on the island. No cable or satellite TV. No Wi-Fi either. Nada.

I wish there were 30 hours in a day, mostly for play, of course.

Granted, but then you'd have to mostly play with legos and action figures all day like a kindergartener

I wish mankind made contact with extraterrestrials and they were friendly.

 

[Lindsay]

Granted, but they are friendly only if you give them a million dollars a day.

I wish I ha a time machine

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but you don't know how to tell time, so you just sit there.

I wish could play the bass like Monolith.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but then you'd realize that guitar players get all the girls

I wish I could turn iron into gold, like in Skyrim.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but then gold becomes worthless. Iron buys everything! (But not your iron)

I wish the girls realized that bass players supply the true backbone of a band, NOT the guitarist.

 

[Lindsay]

Granted, but the bassist gets paid nothing in the band.

I wish for a gaming computer.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but no games exist for that computer.

I wish junk food was good for you.