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Best wife in Skyrim

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Oliverjames, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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  2. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    oh by the way y'all i'm a redneck yeehaww and I play skyrim on my brother's skyrim:Dragonborn::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::ashstab::ashstab::ashstab::ashstab::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug: had 4 ciders :cool::cool::cool::cool: weird and I aint drunk
     
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    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    by the way I'm married
     
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    Sah Well-Known Member

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    this one has never been married:sadface:......

    never...:pinkdragon::bluedragon::sadface:...or...:pinkdragon::bluedragon::bluedragon::bluedragon::sadface:...or...:pinkdragon::pinkdragon::sadface:

    :oops:
     
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  5. Voorth

    Voorth "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales

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    I married Sylgja and things were going great. Built a nice 3-winged house at Lakeview. Couple kids, life was good.

    Then the bandits came and took her away to the Embershard Mine and locked her up.

    Well, I was having none of that and proceeded to wipe out the entire little band and free my lovely wife (she has a great voice).

    Back home, things were different with Sylgia. She'd walk backwards, tip to the side, walk in place. I tried everything I could - we moved a few times, i took her back to Shore's Stone but no dice.

    Then I found out about the Hearthfire glitch: I should have nicely just ran past the bandits instead of leaving them with sword wounds in the dirt.

    We now live in Solitude and she's doing the best she can. The other day I came in and she was standing on a chair talking to the wall, but we are getting by.

    Tragic really.
     
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  6. Sapphire

    Sapphire New Member

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    This is what I'm going to have to do I think :p the men characters just aren't as suitable to me
     
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  7. Toxius

    Toxius Frost Wolf

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    You have a unique style of writing it seems.

    My character(s) never seem to have gotten married in their lives.
    He/she/they/it were more in love with dungeons, plundering, murder, necromancy, vampirism, armour, and what ever else wasted their time for hours on end.
    Even house building, a simple shack seemed to make do, just enough to store all their loot, I went into the construction kit and made my own player houses, which are way better than hearthfire houses.

    Sorry to hear about your troubles.

    But obviously, I've tested the marriage component, and that one Priest of Dibella was pretty nice at the start of the game (like base game with no updates), until you got her to remove her hood...
    That was scary.
     
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  8. Kohlar the Unkilled

    Kohlar the Unkilled Time for some ale

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    That happened to my Aela one playthrough. Standing on the furniture became her thing. I don't know what those bandits did to her, but I presume she was forced to revel in copious amounts of low-grade skooma.
     
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  9. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    you're not married wow ! you date guys though ? don't you ?
     
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  10. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    I have 4 towers on my PC so I play faster
     
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    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    My wife just had baby girl
     
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    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    I mean in my real life FOOZ !
     
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  13. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    I'm married for real
     
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    Sah Well-Known Member

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    The solution to Every ones problems: Tired every time you come home from a hard days quest?...the last thing you need when you get home is to cook & clean ...is your place a mess?... dose it remind you of your last quest?...have no fear....all you have to do is

    RENT a WIFE

    NO JOB TO SMALL

    Cleaning
    Cooking
    Headaches
    Shopping
    House Keeping
    Decorating
    Nagging
    Bar Maid
    Bard
    Gardening
    Mowing lawns
    Complaining
    Laundry
    Ironing armors
    Nagging
    Nanny
    Knows everything
    Mopping
    Picking up your weapons
    You get the couch

    CALL NOW: Early Bird Specials

    UPGRADE: to our Premium Members Hanky Panky Package
    MONEY BACK: NOT guaranteed!
     
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    Sah Well-Known Member

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    congratulations to Joe446:)...:beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug::beermug:
    *grabs rattle*:D.....ga-ga gou-gou:p.....*sniff*o_O.....ummm thinks:confused: ....*sniff*:eek:.....poo-poo
    :sadface:
     
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  16. Kohlar the Unkilled

    Kohlar the Unkilled Time for some ale

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    What is real life anyway?

    Congrats :beermug:
     
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  17. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    thanks everyone she was born on January 8
     
  18. Joe446

    Joe446 Sonny A Ham

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    yeah little Munchkin makes quite a stinker and she has daddy's farts #cuteness she has my eyes and her Mom's hair
     
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  19. Bipolar Nord

    Bipolar Nord Just another fanatical gamer

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    Ysolda has always been my wife of choice. I tried Aela one time but she annoyed the living daylight out of me with "Something has shifted in the Moons brother" and since there's no divorce in Skyrim, I had to kill her.
     
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  20. Sonny Ham

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    hey this is Joe446 but I switched accounts
     
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