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If I see one more 12 year old wearing a midriff top and shorts so short I can see half their butt, I will drag them into a dark alley and forcefully dress them in proper clothing. Please hit puberty before dressing like you wanna put out.
So today I was texting my boyfriend and we started talking about how I always buy him nice things (I bought him Skyrim before we were even dating for no reason, how awesome am I??") and somehow got to sending a bunch of skyrim pick up lines, not ones we found on the internet, ones we just made...
I'm a good guy, haven't even done any dark brotherhood quests. I've never murdered an innocent civilian, only attacked other humans when they have tried to kill me in the first place.
Bahahah by far the best IRL skyrim parody I've seen! I actually laughed sooo hard, especially taking the courier's clothes!
Also, both of those guys are preeeetty attractive, me gusta!
That awkward moment when you're charging up a power strike with your warhammer and a guard runs in front of you, causing every guard in the province of whiterun to try and kill you on sight.
I'm like a juggernaut of PAAAAIIIIINNN. It's so much fun being a tank. I usually play as a nimble little sword and shield character who uses light armour so this is a fun change! And my armour rating is so high I swear I'm invincible.
I'm a level 45 nord, I destroy bad dudes with my daedric warhammer, and my main strategy is to recklessly charge into battle.I've dabbled in the dark brotherhood and thieve's guild I prefer trying to make an honest living without the need for murder or thievery. I enjoy having a companion and a...
I use a daedric warhammer for 90% of my dragon kills, although when there's no room for landing I whip out my daedric bow. I don't do much archery, but I've levelled it up enough to make it somewhat effective at killing stuff.
I was wondering through some dwemer ruins, saw a switch on the floor which I knew would activate a trap so I stood on it because I wanted to see what would happen, thinking I would be ok because I was decked out in full daedric armour, and was KO'd in one hit after being impaled on some random...