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  1. skindog

    Skyrim pick-up lines!

    Which one is everyone's favourite so far?
  2. skindog

    Skyrim pick-up lines!

    I may just look like a nord, but I'm a red guard in my pants, and a khajiit in the bedroom ;)
  3. skindog

    Skyrim pick-up lines!

    So much creativity!!! I love the fact that I made this thread, it was so necessary!
  4. skindog

    The rant thread

    If I see one more 12 year old wearing a midriff top and shorts so short I can see half their butt, I will drag them into a dark alley and forcefully dress them in proper clothing. Please hit puberty before dressing like you wanna put out.
  5. skindog

    Skyrim pick-up lines!

    So today I was texting my boyfriend and we started talking about how I always buy him nice things (I bought him Skyrim before we were even dating for no reason, how awesome am I??") and somehow got to sending a bunch of skyrim pick up lines, not ones we found on the internet, ones we just made...
  6. skindog

    Where do you draw the line?

    Regardless, unless they themselves are mass murderers, I don't think being a D-bag warrants death.
  7. skindog

    Where do you draw the line?

    I'm a good guy, haven't even done any dark brotherhood quests. I've never murdered an innocent civilian, only attacked other humans when they have tried to kill me in the first place.
  8. skindog

    had a wicked dream about being justin beibers body gaurd and saver from the girls

    That was a beautiful story! I cried :')
  9. skindog

    Thought you guys might enjoy...

    Bahahah by far the best IRL skyrim parody I've seen! I actually laughed sooo hard, especially taking the courier's clothes! Also, both of those guys are preeeetty attractive, me gusta!
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    Haha it's covered in blood because i went to a dress up party as a little sister from Bioshock :P

    Haha it's covered in blood because i went to a dress up party as a little sister from Bioshock :P
  11. skindog

    ABC Game: Skyrim Edition

    O - Otar
  12. skindog

    ABC Game: Skyrim Edition

    F - Falmer (hate those bastards, they're creepy!)
  13. skindog

    That awkward moment when...

    That awkward moment when you're charging up a power strike with your warhammer and a guard runs in front of you, causing every guard in the province of whiterun to try and kill you on sight.
  14. skindog

    Your strategies and How you make it through the life if Skyrim

    One thing I've never done is played as a mage or an archer. I think I'm gonna have to try those two out soon! :)
  15. skindog

    Your strategies and How you make it through the life if Skyrim

    I'm like a juggernaut of PAAAAIIIIINNN. It's so much fun being a tank. I usually play as a nimble little sword and shield character who uses light armour so this is a fun change! And my armour rating is so high I swear I'm invincible.
  16. skindog

    Your strategies and How you make it through the life if Skyrim

    I'm a level 45 nord, I destroy bad dudes with my daedric warhammer, and my main strategy is to recklessly charge into battle.I've dabbled in the dark brotherhood and thieve's guild I prefer trying to make an honest living without the need for murder or thievery. I enjoy having a companion and a...
  17. skindog

    Life Lessons/Things I Learned From Skyrim

    Don't mess with chickens... unless you're looking to fight an entire angry village.
  18. skindog

    Melee kill Dragons?

    I use a daedric warhammer for 90% of my dragon kills, although when there's no room for landing I whip out my daedric bow. I don't do much archery, but I've levelled it up enough to make it somewhat effective at killing stuff.
  19. skindog

    Spoiler Silly Deaths

    I just got cocky because my armour rating was insane, and with everything else I was essentially invincible. Well I've learnt my lesson!
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    Spoiler Silly Deaths

    I was wondering through some dwemer ruins, saw a switch on the floor which I knew would activate a trap so I stood on it because I wanted to see what would happen, thinking I would be ok because I was decked out in full daedric armour, and was KO'd in one hit after being impaled on some random...
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