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  1. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    to finally live your dream and ride a GIANT!!! :D
  2. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    ......when suddenly the sweetrolls invaded!!!!
  3. shelder

    Free ps3/xbox points can get :D

    nvm doesnt actually work, my bad
  4. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    be able to go a rob some for me. So u begin ur travel up the GIANT mountain to Parthenaax when suddenly......
  5. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    a random wooden box surrounded with skooma, the first thing to pop in ur head is..........
  6. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    but with ur terrible aim, u miss their heads and hit them in the knee, forcing them to become guards
  7. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    she drags u to the temple of Mara to get married and have "special" time with you (you know what im talking about lol :P)
  8. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    You quickly run the hell out of the cave hope that Lydia wont follow you. You run from town (hold) to town, but right when you get to the town, she is there waiting for you, planning out yours and hers "wedding". You think of a plan........then suddenly click you found out what to do which is......
  9. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    Lydia comes out of no where screaming that she loves you and no one will harm you, but half way through her charging in she.......
  10. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    They stare at you and say "HEY!!! YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR GAME!!! GO GET USE SOME COFFEE AND SWEET ROLLS NOW!!!!!"
  11. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    then the dwemer armored mud crab began to give a "creepy" look, i began to back away but i suddenly bumped into a.........
  12. shelder

    Bartering Improvement

    i THINK the highest that will work is 99% better, all items have to cost ATLEAST 1 gold
  13. shelder

    Xbox 360 Forsworn Conspiracy?

    Ya i didnt realize i had to go to jail either until i got tired of going to Markath and going on a mass killing spree. My wife lived in Markath + i kept getting quests that i had to go to Markath then go somewhere else then back to Markath and stuff. After getting like a 50k+ bounty i went to...
  14. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    they decide that they would rather go exploring in a random cave. While exploring the cave they discover a GIANT LEGENDARY........
  15. shelder

    Pickpocketing Exploit! 1-100 Easy~~

    assassinate all the guards before hand so he will just scream to the air? :D
  16. shelder

    Pickpocketing Exploit! 1-100 Easy~~

    hmm im pretty sure someones already posted this, sure ive seen it already and they said the jail that has the guy (Riften if i recall)
  17. shelder

    Story that never ends..

    You drop your pants to show her, but instead Alduin pops out of ur pants and with suprise you say "........
  18. shelder

    To the Extreme of Wife Killing

    no clue sorry
  19. shelder

    To the Extreme of Wife Killing

    1. She was pretty tasty, as tasty as a Nord can be. 2. Nothing showed up about an inheritance, but she lived in a shop so i did get money from her b4 the wolf slaughter, but her mom (im guessing since an old lady was running the store and living with us) was still living with us :/ 3. Yes, you...
  20. shelder

    Is Skyrim teaching your kids how to do rim jobs...

    yes, most people know (i think), but still.......the way it is, is just pure stupid >.>
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