AJK
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Your WTF/LOL Moments?
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AnjaRoslyakova
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I was watching my brother play once when some guard followed him into Breezehome and started attacking him. He conjured a Dremora Lord, but instead of killing the guard, he started pocketing stuff from around the house and not doing anything else. It was pretty funny.
Then yesterday I was in Solstheim in the Dwarven ruin with Neloth and also Serana (who I've kept as a follower) and Frea, just because she seemed cool. But those two started attacking one another randomly and Neloth turned to me and said, "they aren't very smart, are they?" It made me LOL! Not long after that though, he obviously had, had enough because he starting attacking Frea.
It's quite hilarious having multiple followers (preferably ones that can't die).
Wicka waaah!!
carz101
The Steve Of Skyrim!
Okay, so this is the first interesting thing to happen to me in a while, and I can't classify it. So I walked into Belethor's right after some one says "You're dead." Or something to that effect. Anyway, I walk back out, and encounter a war zone. There's at least two dead Vampire Thralls, one Master Vampire, Nazeem, a pile of ashes, and two guards, all dead. I looked at the ash pile, and I think it's that smith lady, the one that runs the war maiden. About five seconds after investigating said carnage, a courier runs up and informs me Carlotta Valentia has left me money, since she died. I didn't piece that little bit of information onto what happened, it didn't seem important. And it really wasn't, till I go to drop the inheritance note under the bridge in front of the gate next to the smithy, and there lies Carlotta, dead as a stone. I still don't know what happened, but it was kinda funny to find all these dead corpses just lying about. As a bonus, Nazeem's dead too!
AJK
Active Member
yesterday I had a quest to kill a bandit chief, but when I got there, the inhabitants were all "soldiers" of various races and they were non-hostile, even after I walked in and hacked apart their leader in his sleep. very weird! I think maybe it was because I completed the Civil War quest while this one was active?
Annageckos
Well-Known Member
This character I'm using only magic on. I have the paralyze spell and it has to be my favorite spell so far. But I've noticed something kinda odd, it's happened about six times so far, and it only happens to bears. Sometimes when I kill a bear that has been paralyzed, after it dies, it will get up and walk in place. I've even had on moonwalk... I can still search them, but can knock them around with fireballs or shouts. I can also walk through them. Very odd and definitely a WTF moment.
Wildroses
Well-Known Member
My newest character when to Riften for the first time today to find Esbern before the Thalmor did. So the guard tells me I have to pay the visitor's tax. Before I can respond he says snidely that if I want to get in I have to cooperate and runs off pulling out his bow. I stand there going WTF until the epic dragon battle music starts.
One epic battle later seven Riften guards are lying dead, none of them have a key on their bodies and I have no vanilla way of opening the sealed gate into Riften.
Thank heavens the console unlocks sealed doors. Honestly, I don't know how Xbox and PS3 players cope with potentially game breaking bugs like this.
One epic battle later seven Riften guards are lying dead, none of them have a key on their bodies and I have no vanilla way of opening the sealed gate into Riften.
Thank heavens the console unlocks sealed doors. Honestly, I don't know how Xbox and PS3 players cope with potentially game breaking bugs like this.
carz101
The Steve Of Skyrim!
We just keep shoving on through it, or reload a save.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
Today Maven Black-Brier decided that she wanted to stand IN THE WELL in the middle of the Riften Markets.. 
Chadonraz
Well-Known Member
I've had the same thing happen with the "Deep Freeze" perk; killing a bear (with Ice Storm) while it's paralyzed results in weird stuff. Sometimes the bear started running, sometimes just walking in place.
Today Maven Black-Brier decided that she wanted to stand IN THE WELL in the middle of the Riften Markets..
I once saw three Stormcloaks in the very same well.
Today I saw two odd things when wandering in the mountains of Haafingar. First I came across Belrand the sellsword, who was busy killling wolves (courtesy of SkyTEST mod). Soon thereafter, at Lost Echo Cave, I discovered the corpses of two Blackblood Marauders (you know, the ones in Broken Oar Grotto). I suspect a Stormcloak leader I'd passed a moment earlier killed them, but I fail to understand why they were out there in the first place.
Oh, and Belrand was still wandering around a few real minutes later. I intended to check in the Winking Skeever after I got back to Solitude, but forgot.
He was wearing a helmet, by the way. I'm pretty sure he doesn't usually have headgear equipped.
Gregor Moon Fang
Champion of Azura
Went into Cronvangr Cave and threw out the mass fury spell (forgot whats its called) and all of the spiders participated in a royal rumble. The winner was one of the babies and it walked over my flame mine shooting all of the bodies all over the place.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
A random dead female hunter turned up outside the Falkreath DB Sanctuary. Now every time I leave it's still there but in a different position..
Annageckos
Well-Known Member
I decided to send Marcurio home and give J'Zargo a try as a follower. I only recently completed the dragon rising quest at around level 30 so I've only killed a couple of dragons. I'm also a mage with robes and no armor, only flesh spells. Well, we were making our way down a narrow mountain path, cliffs on both sides when we hear the roar of a dragon. I summon the shade of Arniel Gane and cast ebonyflesh. Spells are flying and my ass is saved more then once by Spellbreaker. I have to run from this dragon down this narrow trail as the dragon chases after me. After the dragon is dead and I absorb it's soul I look around for J'Zargo, but he is nowhere to be found. Then I see him, coming out of his hiding spot. Damn J'Zargo, hiding from a dragon, when I need him most. I think when I get back around to Riften Marcurio will be joining me again. Or maybe Kharjo, he's always been a good brave fighter.
I newly started to play Skyrim and it is my first game.
SOME SPOILERs!
So I killed the old lady from the orphanage and came back to report a boy. After delivering the message I went to the inn to have a drink and met a guy who challenged me to a drink contest, to which I obligingly agreed and ended up unconscious in a city which I never visited before. It took me a long time to find my way through its snaky ladders to a city centre. Witnessed a murder by the forsworns. Hungry, thirsty and very tired (I use Realistic Needs mod) I decided to have a nap in a town's inn. As soon as I close my eyes I am awakened from the dream with some strange vision blur. Creepy nindja woman greets me in some creepy place and orders me to return a kill which I owe to the Brotherhood in order her to let me go. After obliging her request she let's me go. I was thinking that the place where I was kept hostage was in backyards of a city or village. But fluffing no! I was in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night! No horse, hungry, thirsty and very tired I start looking for a civilization. At first water pond some creepy insect jumped at me. Then another one. WTF!!! Barely made with my life. Soon I realized that I am getting very cold (Frostfall mod) and my abilities suffer from that as well adding to my miseries from hunger, tiredness and thirst. Because my tiredness was slowing me too much I decided to set a camp in order to rest for night and continue further search for civilization in the morning. But I couldn’t set a camp because there were enemies nearby. So I continued with my search. Soon I found a bandit hideout without bandits but with stray dog, which I was so glad to see. I befriended it. I decided to shelter and have a sleep in this hideout after having water from the nearby pond. I wake up in the morning nearly freezing to death as I forget to light a fire before going to sleep (new to Frostfall as well). I barely manage to make a campfire before dying from the cold. After couple of hours at the fire I feel good enough to continue my journey. But soon I realize that something is wrong with me. I contracted a disease from the pond water!!! I was like: C’mon, give me a break!!!! With no healing potion and worsening disease, hungry I continued. I made to a small village, had a meal and drank safe water, but disease was getting worse and worse affecting me in all areas. I barely made to the closest town where I could buy healing potion. I must tell that throughout this journey I was thinking that no matter how ends these ordeals I won’t go back to the previous save.
SOME SPOILERs!
So I killed the old lady from the orphanage and came back to report a boy. After delivering the message I went to the inn to have a drink and met a guy who challenged me to a drink contest, to which I obligingly agreed and ended up unconscious in a city which I never visited before. It took me a long time to find my way through its snaky ladders to a city centre. Witnessed a murder by the forsworns. Hungry, thirsty and very tired (I use Realistic Needs mod) I decided to have a nap in a town's inn. As soon as I close my eyes I am awakened from the dream with some strange vision blur. Creepy nindja woman greets me in some creepy place and orders me to return a kill which I owe to the Brotherhood in order her to let me go. After obliging her request she let's me go. I was thinking that the place where I was kept hostage was in backyards of a city or village. But fluffing no! I was in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night! No horse, hungry, thirsty and very tired I start looking for a civilization. At first water pond some creepy insect jumped at me. Then another one. WTF!!! Barely made with my life. Soon I realized that I am getting very cold (Frostfall mod) and my abilities suffer from that as well adding to my miseries from hunger, tiredness and thirst. Because my tiredness was slowing me too much I decided to set a camp in order to rest for night and continue further search for civilization in the morning. But I couldn’t set a camp because there were enemies nearby. So I continued with my search. Soon I found a bandit hideout without bandits but with stray dog, which I was so glad to see. I befriended it. I decided to shelter and have a sleep in this hideout after having water from the nearby pond. I wake up in the morning nearly freezing to death as I forget to light a fire before going to sleep (new to Frostfall as well). I barely manage to make a campfire before dying from the cold. After couple of hours at the fire I feel good enough to continue my journey. But soon I realize that something is wrong with me. I contracted a disease from the pond water!!! I was like: C’mon, give me a break!!!! With no healing potion and worsening disease, hungry I continued. I made to a small village, had a meal and drank safe water, but disease was getting worse and worse affecting me in all areas. I barely made to the closest town where I could buy healing potion. I must tell that throughout this journey I was thinking that no matter how ends these ordeals I won’t go back to the previous save.
Wildroses
Well-Known Member
That brings back memories. I discovered Markarth and witnessed that fight after getting drunk with Sam as well. I met Sam in Winterhold, so I was pretty stunned when I discovered I'd travelled across the entirety of Skyrim. Do finish that quest, you were very busy when you were drunk.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
I had a giant waving an invisible club at me, somehow he lost it and wouldn't attack me. Also another incident was with an Argonian assassin who somehow lost his tail when I killed him. It was there but wasn't attached, so I picked up his body and dragged it. This then created a large green line from his tail in the road and his body which I dropped in a river. It kept getting longer and longer as his body floated away.
Chadonraz
Well-Known Member
Two random hostile deer (nothing unusual) attacked me in Morthal, near the mill. Jorgen decided to join in the fight (deer actually do significant damage at low levels), and said something along the lines of "Here for the damn hilt?".
The line is definitely from "Pieces of the Past", and I found it hilarious that he used it in that situation.
The deer might have been a Dagon worshipper (or Silus) in disguise, I suppose... xD
The line is definitely from "Pieces of the Past", and I found it hilarious that he used it in that situation.
The deer might have been a Dagon worshipper (or Silus) in disguise, I suppose... xD
