That funny moment with bandits....

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Suleku

The Grey Knight
Does anyone else find it quite odd.... Just after those dirty lil bandits get done killing you... They try to be all nice and say things like this to your corpse before you start over to your recently save game "What a wonderful day it is sir" extra points for this when you got candlelight on "Oooh look at the colors" XD I'm over here like BUTTTT You just got done killing MEEEE NOOO :sadface: lmao!
 

Gigapact

Lollygagging Milk Drinker (according to guards)
I have actually never had that experience. Typically if I ever get killed it is by those damned Deathlords or Dragon Priests. I almost might go have bandits kill me because that sounds pretty funny.
 

Atz

Member
Hey guy's for me the " Slow " shout really works well against Dragon Priests , even if I only have the 1st word . K just thought I'd share . :)
 

sticky runes

Well-Known Member
Normally if I get threatened by a thief on the road or the bandit who guards Valtheim Towers, I'll make my intimidation attempts (which usually fail) and they'll say "tough talk for someone who's about to die" and then they'll say something pleasant like "safe travels" or "is there some way I can help you?" before pulling out their weapons and attacking me.
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
Normally if I get threatened by a thief on the road or the bandit who guards Valtheim Towers, I'll make my intimidation attempts (which usually fail) and they'll say "tough talk for someone who's about to die" and then they'll say something pleasant like "safe travels" or "is there some way I can help you?" before pulling out their weapons and attacking me.
I usually say something pleasant also, like "Fus Ro Daaaaaaaaa!"
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
I really get into RP in Skyrim even more so in battle I laugh and say things like what you think you can take on a Vampire Lord you a Mortal with iron Weapons? and Hide Armour and absolutely no skill whatsoever or when an NPC attacks you I laugh even more and the thalmor who are a different story when I am using a vampire lord just as the fight begins I say hmm a snack. and I have also gone onto calling almost everyone even thinbloods a snack for my VL
 

Zanaif

New Member
A bandit cheftain headbutted me to death and then said, "and they call us savages, at least we don't leave our junk just lying around."
I call him Orog the eco friendly Orc.
 

Naginata

Huntress of the Shadows
When I do city rampages and a guard kills me, they usually say something like "good day" or "what happened here?" and I'm like... "MY LIFELESS BODY IS LAYING AT YOUR FEET AND MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" "IT'S NOT A GOOD DAY ANYMORE!" :mad::p Those guards, I tell you.
 

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