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JoeReese

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I dunno if anyone else has done this, but I decided to store all of my stuff in breezehome before a certain quest where you attend a party...... anyways, so I store EVERYTHING in my chest in breezehome, go do the quest, return and............ I left the key to breezehome in the damned chest.
Doh
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
On the subject about Breezehome

I had an interesting glitch where my wife wouldn't have clothes. But what made it a memorable moment, was that I was married to that Imperial lady in Riverwood. So I came home, there is my wife in her underwear and that wood elf I helped. But I also had a guard follow me in and say "No Lollygagging", it's like there was a waiting line to who was going to tap the Dragonborn's woman.

Your complaining that you found a guard and a harmless wood elf at home with your spouse? You got it easy, buddy. You know who I found it my house with my husband when I returned home to Honeyside thanks to that 'Leave before I've finished talking and I'll follow you' glitch?

Haelga. Twice.

To make it worse, both times she had the cheek to look me right in the eyes while standing next to my husband in my own bloody house and say: "New around Riften? Take my advice and stay at the Bee and Barb. The bunkhouse isn't for you."

Marcurio and I live in Solitude now.

But did Marcurio bring the trout?
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
I joined the Imperials on my first game play. Each time I think about it I feel even more embarrassed.
why? the Imperials are heaps better then the stromlcoas for many reasons here is a reason Stormcloaks worship Tiber septim however they are fighting his Empire So in truth they are destroying what he created and they think that will please him?
they must not be very smart if they think that.
 

DL2000820

New Member
What are you embarrassed about the most in Skyrim?

I accidentally left Wuuthrad in Ysgramor's Tomb. :oops:

lol i did that too
mymost embarrassing moment would have to be when i shot a daedric arrow at a goat and missed and then jumped of a little edge to get my arrow without realizing how high i jumped , lost a half an hour of gameplay :p
 

Naginata

Huntress of the Shadows
I made a hunter RP one time and was feeling really accomplished after becoming good enough to take down deer in one shot (I know, I'm pathetic. :p) So, I found a Giant camp and was like, "Hmmmmm."

I crouched majestically in the brush, drew my bow, and fired an arrow into the thigh of a mammoth... the health went down a tiny sliver. And I only had 20 arrows.

Next thing you know, I was running frantically away from the camp and shouting "OH S**T OH S**T" and finally got crushed by a mammoth. That was an embarrassing moment. When I reloaded in safety, I just went to the inn and cried into a bottle of mead. :oops:
 

thanks2Ralof

Friend 'O dog
Here's your winner for "most Embarrassing" -- in the skyrim song the lyrics are as follows.."Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin"....i thought the lyrics were and sang (in front of people)..."for the king, for the king, for king of skyrim"
 

RY14NCE

Dragonborn
My lv 32 Dragonborn, killer of Alduin and Miraak and member of the companions, got killed by stepping on a damn bear trap after (barely) winning a fight with some burnt spriggans. Those things are deceptively tough...

Worst thing was, I was running to loot a chest that I had already looted and was empty (but sometimes you just have to double-check).
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
I joined the Imperials on my first game play. Each time I think about it I feel even more embarrassed.
I feel the same way about having joined the Stormcloaks on my first playthrough (and that includes when I'm playing Nords).
 

Raijin

A Mage that loves a Templar
Daelon DuLac and DrunkenMage
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why? the Imperials are heaps better then the stromlcoas for many reasons here is a reason Stormcloaks worship Tiber septim however they are fighting his Empire So in truth they are destroying what he created and they think that will please him?
they must not be very smart if they think that.

The Imperials sucks because they're being controlled by the Knife ears. The Stormcloaks are better because they've decided to give the 1 man finger salute to their authorities and do what is right for their home country.

I was completely ignorant on my first game play because Skyrim was my first Elders scrolls game. I played as an imperial who joined the Imperials. I thought it would be the perfect match.

If this was real life I would terribly regret doing what I did. I don't know what I would do.
 

BG5150

Member
My lv 32 Dragonborn, killer of Alduin and Miraak and member of the companions, got killed by stepping on a damn bear trap after (barely) winning a fight with some burnt spriggans.
Now that's funny.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
Daelon DuLac and DrunkenMage
bth_good-good-let-the-jimmies-rustle-through-you_zpsb60f7774.png


why? the Imperials are heaps better then the stromlcoas for many reasons here is a reason Stormcloaks worship Tiber septim however they are fighting his Empire So in truth they are destroying what he created and they think that will please him?
they must not be very smart if they think that.

The Imperials sucks because they're being controlled by the Knife ears. The Stormcloaks are better because they've decided to give the 1 man finger salute to their authorities and do what is right for their home country.

I was completely ignorant on my first game play because Skyrim was my first Elders scrolls game. I played as an imperial who joined the Imperials. I thought it would be the perfect match.

If this was real life I would terribly regret doing what I did. I don't know what I would do.
why if you were an imperial who joined the stormcloaks they would probably kick you out of the outr when they done because most nords are like that the imperial would not kick a nord out of cyrodiil because imperials are not like that Also Skyrim was my first ES game
 

Geel-Kajin

Well-Known Member
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*
 

Morgan

Well-Known Member
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

Now she bitches about carrying your "burden" on a nightly basis, I bet.
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

That's actually how I ended up marrying Vorstag with my first character. I'd totally been going to marry Revyn Sadri, then Vorstag blocked the only exit out of my room at the Bee and Barb until I decided to tell him to go wait across the room. So I talked to him and he was all: "Oh hey, you aren't married, I'm surprised. This is the part where you say: 'Interesting in me, are you?'"

But I honestly believe it worked out for the best, even if it wasn't what I planned. Revyn turns into a misogynistic grouch who is happiest when you are leaving after marriage, but Vorstag remained sweet and affectionate.
 

Geel-Kajin

Well-Known Member
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

Now she bitches about carrying your "burden" on a nightly basis, I bet.


Indeed. Just last night she told me to lift up my own sword because it was too heavy for her -.- jkjk

Anyway, it's no wonder my character is considering trying to cross the border again.
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

That's actually how I ended up marrying Vorstag with my first character. I'd totally been going to marry Revyn Sadri, then Vorstag blocked the only exit out of my room at the Bee and Barb until I decided to tell him to go wait across the room. So I talked to him and he was all: "Oh hey, you aren't married, I'm surprised. This is the part where you say: 'Interesting in me, are you?'"

But I honestly believe it worked out for the best, even if it wasn't what I planned. Revyn turns into a misogynistic grouch who is happiest when you are leaving after marriage, but Vorstag remained sweet and affectionate.

Wow, Vorstag really is a "soldier of fortune". He's real lucky to have married you :)
 

Crowley

Active Member
Climbing mountains on a horse for a shortcut. How does it end? Like this:

Okay, here we go, I'll just slowly go down here and- ah, plops!

*Dead.*
 

Writes-Many-Posts

Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
I molested a Draugr Deathlord in Arcwind Point thanks to my huge HP with an archery skill of 15 and a long bow. And when he had 15% of his health, I was shouted off a cliff.

Oh, and Septimus saw me stealing an empty bottle of skooma from him (I made my house a drunken paradise with empty bottles) an held a grudge against me for a whole in game year... (I never went to Winterhold to pay off my bounty because that is the least useful city in my opinion other than the College, to which I fast travel without setting foot in the forgotten city). I actually killed him and had to reload a pevious save, because I thought he was essential! Once he died thanks to Mora, I also tried to bribe the horker witnesses nearby to remain silent, with seared slaughterfish, and, unlike all the other plans, that one worked! (Because I was 50000 yards away doesn't mean it's not a win...)
 

Crowley

Active Member
I molested a Draugr Deathlord in Arcwind Point thanks to my huge HP with an archery skill of 15 and a long bow. And when he had 15% of his health, I was shouted off a cliff.

Oh, and Septimus saw me stealing an empty bottle of skooma from him (I made my house a drunken paradise with empty bottles) an held a grudge against me for a whole in game year... (I never went to Winterhold to pay off my bounty because that is the least useful city in my opinion other than the College, to which I fast travel without setting foot in the forgotten city). I actually killed him and had to reload a pevious save, because I thought he was essential! Once he died thanks to Mora, I also tried to bribe the horker witnesses nearby to remain silent, with seared slaughterfish, and, unlike all the other plans, that one worked! (Because I was 50000 yards away doesn't mean it's not a win...)

You got shouted off a cliff whilst molesting a draugr? Gets you out of the bounty for necrophilia, I suppose.
 

Geel-Kajin

Well-Known Member
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

you'll "learn" to love her....
See, this is the reason why I never participate in Skyrim conversations. Apparently I have "bad manners" for posting my Skyrim Embarassments. I don't know about you, but I'm extremely picky about my green bar. It's nearly been 2 years, and I have never gotten a single bad rep. I dislike getting one for no reason at all, especially when I was hardly being rude. Ralof, could you kindly remove the bad manners vote? It was very uncalled for.
 

thanks2Ralof

Friend 'O dog
Wearing an amulet of mara for it's restoration buff...And accidentally talking to Lydia

*Still can't bring myself to tell her I never meant for us to be together*

you'll "learn" to love her....
See, this is the reason why I never participate in Skyrim conversations. Apparently I have "bad manners" for posting my Skyrim Embarassments. I don't know about you, but I'm extremely picky about my green bar. It's nearly been 2 years, and I have never gotten a single bad rep. I dislike getting one for no reason at all, especially when I was hardly being rude. Ralof, could you kindly remove the bad manners vote? It was very uncalled for.

!?!?!?! AAAUUUGGHHH ....Im embarrassed...this was a mistake! ive never given a negative remark ...if i did it was COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL....im looking now to see whats up.....
 

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