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LuChao

The Martial artist
ok guys I wanna know your funniest skyrim build ideas that you have done like a Necromancer who is afraid of zombies or a warrior who hates weapons here is my idea I think it will be fun to try
Name: Savashina
Race: High elf
Age: 18
Skills: Speech Destruction Conjuration Restoration Light Armor
Rules
1. Permadeath
2. no fast travel till Vampire
3. is an alcoholic
4. is scared around blood lol funny for a vampire
5. No weapons she believe in letting summons do her dirty deeds
6. no followers
7. loves to fit in so wears regular clothes in cities and towns wears light armor outside of cities
8. is allergic to potions so cant use them must rely on magic to stay alive
this will be interesting
 

khazan99

Semi-professional cabbage collector
I remember a thread like this once and I always wanted to try the idea of an absolute Culinary Madman: he wears only the Chef's Tunic and Chef's Hat and (with a mod that allows common items to be used as weapons) dual-wields wooden ladles. He believes that all vegetables and fruit currently being 'held hostage' in those dark, stuffy barrels and sacks scattered across the realm need to be freed, and by the Divines, he shall be the instrument of their liberation!!

He probably would die early and often, but smacking bandits with wooden ladles and taking ONLY cabbages, apples, potatoes, etc back to Breezehome, then filling every inch of the place with all of the food would be amazing.

Or, weird. Either one.
 

LuChao

The Martial artist
I remember a thread like this once and I always wanted to try the idea of an absolute Culinary Madman: he wears only the Chef's Tunic and Chef's Hat and (with a mod that allows common items to be used as weapons) dual-wields wooden ladles. He believes that all vegetables and fruit currently being 'held hostage' in those dark, stuffy barrels and sacks scattered across the realm need to be freed, and by the Divines, he shall be the instrument of their liberation!!

He probably would die early and often, but smacking bandits with wooden ladles and taking ONLY cabbages, apples, potatoes, etc back to Breezehome, then filling every inch of the place with all of the food would be amazing.

Or, weird. Either one.

XD OMG thats funny I LOVE THE IDEA you sir take my like
 

Chadonraz

Well-Known Member
Here's something I'm going to try out once I figure out what skills to use/perk (thinking of no crafting, and using Light Armor for a change):

Race: Nord (because I know otherwise I'll just re-roll after a few levels, plus it fits)
Flaw: Alcoholism

Every now and then goes on a huge drinking binge at a city inn, and then wanders
the streets naked, invading others' personal space, and going up to guards with her fists raised.
The following morning finds herself in jail, serving an assault sentence. Without exception.
Eventually (level 30 or so?) starts trying to break the habit, but it's not easy.


Motivation: Love and Family Heirloom (Necklace of Poison Immunity [the rarest of the rare, it seems])

Lost love: Etienne Rarnis. Once she finds him in the Thalmor Embassy dungeon, he no longer recognizes her and ends up dying.
She swears to avenge his death by killing every single Thalmor she comes across, up to and including Elenwen.
Until "Diplomatic Immunity" she'll search for him everywhere she can access.

Necklace of Poison Immunity was given to her by her father, on his deathbed.
It was the first time he ever gave her a gift, so she holds it in extremely high value. Unfortunately it was stolen by some lowly thief, whom she's trying to track down. She knows he's a member of the Thieves' Guild, but not where they're based in.

Later she'll find out where the TG's HQ is located, and find the thief she's after. Since there's only one non-essential TG member in the Flagon (and the Cistern is out of bounds for non-members), he's going to be The Thief.
His demise will have to be carefully planned, of course. Can't just flat out kill him in front of the Guild, especially since they're all unkillable.
(Would Mass Paralysis work? Or Ice Form (would have to get everyone at the same time, though)?
Or just plain old sneak attack? Then again, sneak attacking would be lame.)

---

Since I have no idea what it's like to be drunk, I just used what I've seen/heard people tend to do when under the influence. Should be fun. Besides, isn't that what video games are for? Trying things you'd never do in real life? :D

Planning Dirge's demise should be interesting, too. I listed a couple of possible methods in smaller font, but I know it's nowhere near a complete list. For example, some kind of frenzy spell would be another obvious possibility. :D
 
Somewhere there is a thread with my Town Drunk character. Since he would sell anything he had to buy the cheapest alcoholic drink he could find, he never got past Riverwood: spent his days chopping wood and getting drunk. All-in-all, not a very exciting character.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
The Mad Chef build -
1. Wear Chefs hat and tunic
2. Carries around a Knife or another Cutting Weapon
3. Worshipps Namira and Eats his Victims
4. Only collects Food items from Chests

The Peryite Worshipper build -
Goal - try to contract as much disease as Possible without getting killed
Eat only Raw Food and only wear ragged trousers

The Butcher build-
Goal - Sneak into NPC houses at night and try to kill as many people as possible without getting caught
 

LuChao

The Martial artist
Here's something I'm going to try out once I figure out what skills to use/perk (thinking of no crafting, and using Light Armor for a change):

Race: Nord (because I know otherwise I'll just re-roll after a few levels, plus it fits)
Flaw: Alcoholism

Every now and then goes on a huge drinking binge at a city inn, and then wanders
the streets naked, invading others' personal space, and going up to guards with her fists raised.
The following morning finds herself in jail, serving an assault sentence. Without exception.
Eventually (level 30 or so?) starts trying to break the habit, but it's not easy.


Motivation: Love and Family Heirloom (Necklace of Poison Immunity [the rarest of the rare, it seems])

Lost love: Etienne Rarnis. Once she finds him in the Thalmor Embassy dungeon, he no longer recognizes her and ends up dying.
She swears to avenge his death by killing every single Thalmor she comes across, up to and including Elenwen.
Until "Diplomatic Immunity" she'll search for him everywhere she can access.

Necklace of Poison Immunity was given to her by her father, on his deathbed.
It was the first time he ever gave her a gift, so she holds it in extremely high value. Unfortunately it was stolen by some lowly thief, whom she's trying to track down. She knows he's a member of the Thieves' Guild, but not where they're based in.

Later she'll find out where the TG's HQ is located, and find the thief she's after. Since there's only one non-essential TG member in the Flagon (and the Cistern is out of bounds for non-members), he's going to be The Thief.
His demise will have to be carefully planned, of course. Can't just flat out kill him in front of the Guild, especially since they're all unkillable.
(Would Mass Paralysis work? Or Ice Form (would have to get everyone at the same time, though)?
Or just plain old sneak attack? Then again, sneak attacking would be lame.)

---

Since I have no idea what it's like to be drunk, I just used what I've seen/heard people tend to do when under the influence. Should be fun. Besides, isn't that what video games are for? Trying things you'd never do in real life? :D
very interesting build idea I wish you good luck :D
Planning Dirge's demise should be interesting, too. I listed a couple of possible methods in smaller font, but I know it's nowhere near a complete list. For example, some kind of frenzy spell would be another obvious possibility. :D
 

Nighthiker77

Well-Known Member
If you thrall Dirge you can get him killed as much as you want. You have to keep an eye on him though. When I left his corpse in Breezehome too long without visiting, he self-ressurected and left the house. He walked right into me and I just killed him again.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
If you thrall Dirge you can get him killed as much as you want. You have to keep an eye on him though. When I left his corpse in Breezehome too long without visiting, he self-ressurected and left the house. He walked right into me and I just killed him again.
why does that Smartass act so tough and badmouths you even if you are the guildmaster who could have him thrown out of the Guild
 

khazan99

Semi-professional cabbage collector
Here's something I'm going to try out once I figure out what skills to use/perk (thinking of no crafting, and using Light Armor for a change):

Race: Nord (because I know otherwise I'll just re-roll after a few levels, plus it fits)
Flaw: Alcoholism

Every now and then goes on a huge drinking binge at a city inn, and then wanders
the streets naked, invading others' personal space, and going up to guards with her fists raised.
The following morning finds herself in jail, serving an assault sentence. Without exception.
Eventually (level 30 or so?) starts trying to break the habit, but it's not easy.

............


It would be interesting with this build if there were actually some in-game effects when your character drinks too much (or uses skooma, for that matter) beyond the sluggish Stamina regeneration. Something akin to the Sleeping Tree Sap effect with blurry/discolored vision, maybe some kind of wobbly game interface or something.

EDIT: and of course, there is a mod for this! Skyrim Drunk Effect
 

Chadonraz

Well-Known Member
It would be interesting with this build if there were actually some in-game effects when your character drinks too much (or uses skooma, for that matter) beyond the sluggish Stamina regeneration. Something akin to the Sleeping Tree Sap effect with blurry/discolored vision, maybe some kind of wobbly game interface or something.

EDIT: and of course, there is a mod for this! Skyrim Drunk Effect

No mods for console, but I could certainly use some Sleeping Tree Sap in addition to alcohol. Those Skooma dealers are all over the place, anyway, so might as well take their stuff. :D

Thanks for the idea. :cool:
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
1. Must always be shirtless.

2. Must use cheese to heal.

3. Must eat cheese every 24 hours.
 

khazan99

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LuChao

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