Who thinks the emporer is a total IDIOT?

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who thinks hes dumb

  • Yes he is dumb

    Votes: 5 16.1%
  • no it wasnt his fault

    Votes: 26 83.9%

  • Total voters
    31

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
It would have been better if he pulled out some awesome sword only Emperors can wield and challenged you to a duel. It had the potential to be like a scene from Kill Bill, with you emerging victorious, but only after Titus Mede gave you the fight of your life!!!! Bethesda....where's your sense of epic moments??? :D
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
This is talking about Oblivion. And honestly I feel if either emperor was like in their prime super warriors. Well it would feel stupid. I love action movies, but scenes like either of the emporer's deaths is dramatic and better handled in my opinion that "Titus Mede turns out to be the most prolific battlemage and can kill likely one of the greatest assassins ever live on Nirn" is well. Retarded.
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
This is talking about Oblivion. And honestly I feel if either emperor was like in their prime super warriors. Well it would feel stupid. I love action movies, but scenes like either of the emporer's deaths is dramatic and better handled in my opinion that "Titus Mede turns out to be the most prolific battlemage and can kill likely one of the greatest assassins ever live on Nirn" is well. Retarded.
Retarded, you say? I give an opinion, you claim is retarded? What's so retarded about an Emperor who can fight??? In a lot of great stories, the King or Emperor who fights on the battlefield with their armies, are often the most respected and revered. So I'm not too sure of your logic there.

Another thing, the first post makes no mention of being exclusively an Oblivion discussion and that's what I was answering, thus my Skyrim scenario is relevant.
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Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
Retarded, you say? I give an opinion, you claim is retarded? What's so retarded about an Emperor who can fight??? In a lot of great stories, the King or Emperor who fights on the battlefield with their armies, are often the most respected and revered. So I'm not too sure of your logic there.

Another thing, the first post makes no mention of being exclusively an Oblivion discussion and that's what I was answering, thus my Skyrim scenario is relevant.
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Those emperors aren't men in their 60's (Then again you give no real examples)and in Uriel Septim's case during a time of relative peace. Ignoring the fact being trapped in Oblivion for a while due to Jagar Tharn's betrayal. My logic, which I could barely describe as such at times, is this. Uriel and in a way Titus are old men their better days are behind them. They are more politicians than soldiers. Though Titus Mede II would have some potential. The thing is making them that "Authority Equals Asskicking" leader doesn't fit them or the Imperial culture as a whole. Both are instead intelligent men who accept their fate.

I suppose what makes it retarded is that it wouldn't make sense, and would be nearly impossible for the writer's to have it make sense with the direction they went with. Seeing how old Titus Mede is. Now if Titus was say 20 or 30 when he lead the battle or Red Ring. Which would make the timeline him being in his forties. Now what is stupid or bad writing is obviously an opinion.

And being in Oblivion Discussion means it is mostly dealing with OBLIVION. Now naturally Skyrim discussion occurs. But still this is for Oblivion or else it would be in General Skyrim Discussion.
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
Retarded, you say? I give an opinion, you claim is retarded? What's so retarded about an Emperor who can fight??? In a lot of great stories, the King or Emperor who fights on the battlefield with their armies, are often the most respected and revered. So I'm not too sure of your logic there.

Another thing, the first post makes no mention of being exclusively an Oblivion discussion and that's what I was answering, thus my Skyrim scenario is relevant.
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Those emperors aren't men in their 60's (Then again you give no real examples)and in Uriel Septim's case during a time of relative peace. Ignoring the fact being trapped in Oblivion for a while due to Jagar Tharn's betrayal. My logic, which I could barely describe as such at times, is this. Uriel and in a way Titus are old men their better days are behind them. They are more politicians than soldiers. Though Titus Mede II would have some potential. The thing is making them that "Authority Equals Asskicking" leader doesn't fit them or the Imperial culture as a whole. Both are instead intelligent men who accept their fate.

I suppose what makes it retarded is that it wouldn't make sense, and would be nearly impossible for the writer's to have it make sense with the direction they went with. Seeing how old Titus Mede is. Now if Titus was say 20 or 30 when he lead the battle or Red Ring. Which would make the timeline him being in his forties. Now what is stupid or bad writing is obviously an opinion.

And being in Oblivion Discussion means it is mostly dealing with OBLIVION. Now naturally Skyrim discussion occurs. But still this is for Oblivion or else it would be in General Skyrim Discussion.

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Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
It would have been better if he pulled out some awesome sword only Emperors can wield and challenged you to a duel. It had the potential to be like a scene from Kill Bill, with you emerging victorious, but only after Titus Mede gave you the fight of your life!!!! Bethesda....where's your sense of epic moments??? :D


No.

Edit: Sure, bad manners. im so rud
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
If we are just speaking in opinions how can one be wrong? Silly goose follow your own comment on how can your opinion be retarded. Though an opinion can be retarded even if it isn't wrong. Now just because a few people disagree with you, you don't have to get all defensive downvoting and all that jazz. Also that Willy Wonka pic is funny if random.


On that note I feel like using your GIF in a more appropriate time.
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High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
It would have been better if he pulled out some awesome sword only Emperors can wield and challenged you to a duel. It had the potential to be like a scene from Kill Bill, with you emerging victorious, but only after Titus Mede gave you the fight of your life!!!! Bethesda....where's your sense of epic moments??? :D


No.

Edit: Sure, bad manners. im so rud
Calm down, my 7 month old hit the button while I was holding her!
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
If we are just speaking in opinions how can one be wrong? Silly goose follow your own comment on how can your opinion be retarded. Though an opinion can be retarded even if it isn't wrong. Now just because a few people disagree with you, you don't have to get all defensive downvoting and all that jazz. Also that Willy Wonka pic is funny if random.


On that note I feel like using your GIF in a more appropriate time.
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The Willy Wonka pic was yet another button my daughter hit and I forgot to correct, glad you liked it though! Your use of the word retarded is somewhat juvenile and indicates a severe lack of vocabulary. Well done on that.

Second, it would take a lot more than some silly goose with no pubes who likely still lives with his parents and summarises people's opinions as retarded to make me defensive champ;)
You have yourself a lovely day....and all that jazz!!!
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Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
The Willy Wonka pic was yet another button my daughter hit and I forgot to correct, glad you liked it though! Your use of the word retarded is somewhat juvenile and indicates a severe lack of vocabulary. Well done on that.

Second, it would take a lot more than some silly goose with no pubes who likely still lives with his parents and summarises people's opinions as retarded to make me defensive champ;)
You have yourself a lovely day....and all that jazz!!!

The fact you have a family and are losing an internet flame off is indicates more juvenility than me. Also honestly I use that term since that is what fits the most. If you want me to use a limited vocab "You're opinion is a stupid dumb idea." :p lol The fact you have to attack my person is also a sign of a certain lack of tact and intelligence. And I did have a good day. Thank you for losing on purpose (since even Americans can't be that stupid) to put some spring in my step. :D And Jazz is good isn't it?
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
The Willy Wonka pic was yet another button my daughter hit and I forgot to correct, glad you liked it though! Your use of the word retarded is somewhat juvenile and indicates a severe lack of vocabulary. Well done on that.

Second, it would take a lot more than some silly goose with no pubes who likely still lives with his parents and summarises people's opinions as retarded to make me defensive champ;)
You have yourself a lovely day....and all that jazz!!!

The fact you have a family and are losing an internet flame off is indicates more juvenility than me. Also honestly I use that term since that is what fits the most. If you want me to use a limited vocab "You're opinion is a stupid dumb idea." :p lol The fact you have to attack my person is also a sign of a certain lack of tact and intelligence. And I did have a good day. Thank you for losing on purpose (since even Americans can't be that stupid) to put some spring in my step. :D And Jazz is good isn't it?
:D Yeah, they always hate it when you bring up the living with mommy and daddy still thing!!! They'd be so cool and suave if not for that little tiny little fact LOL Hilarious. Jazz is cool but hardly as entertaining as you my friend, so for that, I
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And since you enjoy these:
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Yeah, I like jazz just a little more now LOL!
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
lol I love it!!! Especially cause apparently explaining good writing is life advice :p Honestly I ignored it cause well it doesn't apply to me. I must say I do love playing with le trolls because I am almost untrollable. :D Honestly it is the internet Cool and Suave don't exist. Though thank you for pointing out how charming and elegant my typed words are. As for entertainment I would say we could PM banter. I know this thread is basically dead but I hate being off topic.
 

Irishman

Well-Endowed Member
I cant talk about the oblivion emperor but as for the assasination of the emperor in skyrim, I believe that if an elite assasin made it through a whole ship of personal guards and came face to face with a man in his 60s wearing a bath robe than I dont think the emperor could see himself winning. If he was a proud orc or even a stubborn nord, than sure he might prefer to die swinging, but being a political imperial whos already had his body double killed, I think he knew his time is up.

I actually like the dialougue in that mission. Not that I ever do as the emperor asks...

Plz dont call my opinons retarded :p
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
Yeah, there'll be no PM between you and I my jazz enthusiast friend. This way others may enjoy your witty personality alongside me! I'd never deprive anybody of that pleasure, perish the thought! I like your character cards. They're awesome, make em for men? :D
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
Hahahahahaha. Yeah man. Honestly IDK why but I always try to resist the emperor's request but can't quite do it. I sometimes think that Bethesda made him actually use the Voice of the Emperor power on me. It scares me sometimes :p
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
Yeah, there'll be no PM between you and I my jazz enthusiast friend. This way others may enjoy your witty personality alongside me! I'd never deprive anybody of that pleasure, perish the thought! I like your character cards. They're awesome, make em for men? :D

Honestly each one except for a couple are way to manly at times :p I thought you would appreciate the action hero-esque characters. As for wit, that makes me sit. For my thoughts are akin to pl*ps.
 

Irishman

Well-Endowed Member
Hahahahahaha. Yeah man. Honestly IDK why but I always try to resist the emperor's request but can't quite do it. I sometimes think that Bethesda made him actually use the Voice of the Emperor power on me. It scares me sometimes :p

Anyone who gives me 20grand to kill someone is ok by me. I might be an evil hitman but iv still got principles... now if the emperor was to give me 10grand for killing old mate than id be more than happy to do so :D
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
Anyone who gives me 20grand to kill someone is ok by me. I might be an evil hitman but iv still got principles... now if the emperor was to give me 10grand for killing old mate than id be more than happy to do so :D

Truth be told. Emporer asking me to kill who wanted him killed is mostly of blood lust and the fact you can get more money and double dip his resources. Killing Clients for no reason is bad. Killing Clients for more gold is just good business.

You meant way too manly. Not all your thoughts are akin to pl***....just your cards. :D

I will have you know I spent 2 minutes on each card. Thank you very much. Lol I will agree on the cards though. I develop them through stories and the cards are more like vague concepts than any real characters.
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
If we are just speaking in opinions how can one be wrong? Silly goose follow your own comment on how can your opinion be retarded. Though an opinion can be retarded even if it isn't wrong. Now just because a few people disagree with you, you don't have to get all defensive downvoting and all that jazz. Also that Willy Wonka pic is funny if random.


On that note I feel like using your GIF in a more appropriate time.
tumblr_ms87oheo371s83ffjo1_500-gif.13052
The Willy Wonka pic was yet another button my daughter hit and I forgot to correct, glad you liked it though! Your use of the word retarded is somewhat juvenile and indicates a severe lack of vocabulary. Well done on that.

Second, it would take a lot more than some silly goose with no pubes who likely still lives with his parents and summarises people's opinions as retarded to make me defensive champ;)
You have yourself a lovely day....and all that jazz!!!
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Did your daughter accidentally post that one too?
 

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