Lizzifer
Watch out for hop-ons.
... is there?
That awkward moment when...(Oblivion Edition)
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... is there?
Neriad13
Premium Member
...you're doing Sanguine's quest, have just nudified everyone in the room including yourself and are running around, dodging angry guards and laughing your naked butt off when you notice that somewhere in the hubbub to get your head, a guard must've accidentally slain a party guest. Somebody's got quite a bit of paperwork to do later. 
Wishmaker1234
Speaker to the Dazed
That awkward moment when you run from a guard, and jump into a river when the guard jumps into the river too, and gives you the usual stop you've violated the law when he should be drowning.
Neriad13
Premium Member
...you see Namira anthropomorphized as a busty young woman.
...you're taking your morning jog through the Shivering Isles, enjoying being lord of all you survey when a Grummite jumps out of nowhere and knocks you flat on your face.
...you purposefully get yourself killed in order to use a spell that will teleport you to Sheogorath's Palace, in order to get there faster without cracking and using fast travel.
...you're listening to Audiomachine while doing a bit of running around and somehow a midnight dash through the rain in your underwear becomes one epic moment.
...you're taking your morning jog through the Shivering Isles, enjoying being lord of all you survey when a Grummite jumps out of nowhere and knocks you flat on your face.
...you purposefully get yourself killed in order to use a spell that will teleport you to Sheogorath's Palace, in order to get there faster without cracking and using fast travel.
...you're listening to Audiomachine while doing a bit of running around and somehow a midnight dash through the rain in your underwear becomes one epic moment.
Neriad13
Premium Member
...Maglir takes an arrow in the crotch.
...a Fighters' Guild porter asks you out on a date. You then remember that you're the only member of the guild who sleeps in the Chorrol branch and that you've been sleeping in your underwear. In the building with that same porter whose eyes never leave you for an instant.
...a Fighters' Guild porter asks you out on a date. You then remember that you're the only member of the guild who sleeps in the Chorrol branch and that you've been sleeping in your underwear. In the building with that same porter whose eyes never leave you for an instant.
Gowsh
Old Fart
Good times.
Neriad13
Premium Member
...on the way to Anvil to start Knights of the Nine, you decide to make a pit stop at Meridia's Shrine, to pay homage, only to be told immediately after, upon reaching the Prophet, that Meridia was the reason the endboss of the DLC is still alive.
...Meridia has a Scottish accent. 0.o
...you return home after being gone for a few weeks, just in time to see a beggar strolling across your front porch.
...the blow of a wraith sends you flying directly onto a necromancer's operating table.
...when you find out that the first empress of Cyrodiil was into bestiality.
...Meridia has a Scottish accent. 0.o
...you return home after being gone for a few weeks, just in time to see a beggar strolling across your front porch.
...the blow of a wraith sends you flying directly onto a necromancer's operating table.
...when you find out that the first empress of Cyrodiil was into bestiality.
Rathalos_lord_of_the_sky
-Bnahabra King-
When you're waling peacefully along the Gold road and a dead troll slides down a hill and stops at your feet. The killer is no where to be seen.
Neriad13
Premium Member
...you're running for your life from a horde of angry guards, barge through Armand's back door, frantically get him to pay off your fine and step back outside with an audible sigh of relief...just in time to see a guard still charging full-tilt at you. Before you even have a chance to make sense of it, he comes to a screeching halt at your feet, his dialogue activates and breathlessly, he asks, "How are you?"
...the "Pale Lady" is a Dunmer.
...half a second after receiving employment as a slop drudge, you buy the most expensive house in the game. Nothing remotely suspicious going on here, plainly. >.>
...the "Pale Lady" is a Dunmer.
...half a second after receiving employment as a slop drudge, you buy the most expensive house in the game. Nothing remotely suspicious going on here, plainly. >.>
Gowsh
Old Fart
Gowsh
Old Fart
First, I refer you to "... Python & ... Grail." We're Knights oh the Round Table...
Second. Really? Who knew? I hardly find any, period
Neriad13
Premium Member
I love that movie.
Every time I step into the Priory of the Nine, I can't help but imagine everyone inside tap dancing. Maybe that's what they do when I'm not around.The only reason I ended up finding out was because I'd somehow picked up a point of infamy midway through Knights of the Nine and then needed to revisit one of every shrine in order to purge myself of sin and be able to carry on with the questline. As the map I'd been given was giving me next to no help whatsoever, I ended up cracking and looking up wayshrine locations on the wiki. Turns out that every Divine has 2-3 shrines total. o.0 And all this time I'd been walking around thinking that it was one per Aedra.
