Life Lessons/Things I Learned From Skyrim

Nyneve

Nyneve Atredies - Dunmer Murderess

• Jan 23, 2012

• #1

What have you learned playing the game? I'll get the thread going. I tried to search for it but couldn't find it.

Just because it looks close doesn't mean it is... Take your horse.

Ebony is NOT a type of wood... Who would wear wooden aromor you ask? I was wondering.

Watch where you point things, lest you turn your husband into a sweet roll...

Never trust someone who wants to challenge you to a drinking game with their special brew unless you're into goats...

 

skindog

Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #2

Don't mess with chickens... unless you're looking to fight an entire angry village.

 

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Xiomn

Active Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #3

Well since no one cared that the emperor of Tamriel died by my hands i think i will try it out in real life on David Cameron. (Mankar Cameron's brother)

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #4

Wear knee pads.

 

Teritus

Giving it to you straight since 1869

• Jan 23, 2012

• #5

Those big fluffy things with tusks are NOT friendly.

 

Seethe

Active Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #6

Bounty Collector's have the ability to decapitate you when you still have half health.

 

Nyneve

Nyneve Atredies - Dunmer Murderess

• Jan 23, 2012

• #7

Seethe said:

Bounty Collector's have the ability to decapitate you when you still have half health.

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lol Really? I can't wait to see that.

 

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Gurgeh

Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #8

Call Storm should be called Kill Follower.

 

Couthful

Tamriel Adventurer

• Jan 23, 2012

• #9

...to get chicks you need to wear the right *BLING*

 

Dragon Bourne

Long Live Paarthurnax!

• Jan 23, 2012

• #10

Don't step on any strange looking stones...

 

Nyneve

Nyneve Atredies - Dunmer Murderess

• Jan 23, 2012

• #11

Even if there is no logical place for it to hide, they probably are hiding money somewhere... This includes Skeletons.

 

Dragon Bourne

Long Live Paarthurnax!

• Jan 23, 2012

• #12

Don't try to look over the edge of the waterfall. Ever.

 

Champion8877

New Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #13

like my avatar says, you can only wear 1 ring at a time.

horses can climb anything, even 90 degree angle cliffs

if you wear a certain necklace then every women in the world will want to marry you

 

Dragon Bourne

Long Live Paarthurnax!

• Jan 23, 2012

• #14

Play tag with the children. It does your heart good.

 

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BSE

Active Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #15

Champion8877 said:

if you wear a certain necklace then every women in the world will want to marry you

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and man...

 

Jersey Dagmar

Just in time for the fiyahworks show! BOOM!

• Jan 23, 2012

• #16

That talking to a corpse will turn you into an insane jester.

 

Pete

Well-Known Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #17

You can carry hundreds of items if you use light armor.

 

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Xiomn

Active Member

• Jan 23, 2012

• #18

JerseyTheJester said:

That talking to a corpse will turn you into an insane jester.

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I don't talk to them, i eat them. WIN!

 

Halkin

pzzzztt

• Jan 23, 2012

• #19

those fnacy looking plants in my neighbours garden arent mine for the taking

 

Dragon Bourne

Long Live Paarthurnax!

• Jan 23, 2012

• #20

Giants can move faster than you think they can...