Most Annoying Character In Your Opinion

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CSnipez45

The Alpha Kitty!
my top 15 with reasons -
1 - every male nord npc, to the soul cairn with you
2 - Heimskar, time to go to the soul cairn
3 - Delphine, how about I kill you instead
4 - aela, I don't want to be a werewolf, I am immortal
5 - nazeem, silence peasant I am the thane you are not
6 - tarrie, I am wearing the emporers robes, they are higher quality than anything your store sells
7 - Isran, I will teach you to call me a filthy vampire
8 - nivenor in riften, she says FRIDAY when their is no such day on nirn
9 - that Orc in raven rock
10 -any fledgling vampire who thinks they are stronger than me, a vampire lord
11 - dirge, I am the guildmaster get out of my guild
12 - that orc in raven rocks bodyguard
13 - skjor, same reason I cant stand aela
14 - the stormcloak jarl of winterhold, he hates magic
15 - arbnorn, don't take offense to the nicknames Im a vampire lord hard not to think of you as mortal
4- aela. That's my wife you're talking about there! Jk. Tarrie is annoying as hell. I'd like to see her clothes protect her from dragon.
Oh your wife Aela is a real dog, Litteraly HAhAHAHAHAH
:eek: You wanna step outside for a second mister!? Lets go! Weeel actually i'm a cat anyways. Good one dude! But wait! I'm also a werewolf. Which also makes ME a dog. I'll get back to you in a minute.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
4- aela. That's my wife you're talking about there! Jk. Tarrie is annoying as hell. I'd like to see her clothes protect her from dragon.
Oh your wife Aela is a real dog, Litteraly HAhAHAHAHAH
:eek: You wanna step outside for a second mister!? Lets go! Weeel actually i'm a cat anyways. Good one dude! But wait! I'm also a werewolf. Which also makes ME a dog. I'll get back to you in a minute.
Yeah well I am A level 200, 7 foot 5 Volkihar Vampire Lord just bring it catdog
 

CSnipez45

The Alpha Kitty!
Oh your wife Aela is a real dog, Litteraly HAhAHAHAHAH
:eek: You wanna step outside for a second mister!? Lets go! Weeel actually i'm a cat anyways. Good one dude! But wait! I'm also a werewolf. Which also makes ME a dog. I'll get back to you in a minute.
Yeah well I am A level 200, 7 foot 5 Volkihar Vampire Lord just bring it catdog
As long as there will be no laser pointers involved, I'M THERE. IN THE SCHOOLYARD, BY THE SLIDE, 12:01, BRING IT! AND BY IT I MEAN DOGGIE BISCUITS, CAUSE I"M HUNGRY.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
:eek: You wanna step outside for a second mister!? Lets go! Weeel actually i'm a cat anyways. Good one dude! But wait! I'm also a werewolf. Which also makes ME a dog. I'll get back to you in a minute.
Yeah well I am A level 200, 7 foot 5 Volkihar Vampire Lord just bring it catdog
As long as there will be no laser pointers involved, I'M THERE. IN THE SCHOOLYARD, BY THE SLIDE, 12:01, BRING IT! AND BY IT I MEAN DOGGIE BISCUITS, CAUSE I"M HUNGRY.
are the schoolyard are you a child perhaps? I finished School many years ago boy
 

CSnipez45

The Alpha Kitty!
Yeah well I am A level 200, 7 foot 5 Volkihar Vampire Lord just bring it catdog
As long as there will be no laser pointers involved, I'M THERE. IN THE SCHOOLYARD, BY THE SLIDE, 12:01, BRING IT! AND BY IT I MEAN DOGGIE BISCUITS, CAUSE I"M HUNGRY.
are the schoolyard are you a child perhaps? I finished School many years ago boy
No, lol I was just joking. I never caps lock whole sentences.
 
Belator ( sp ) The store owner in White Run , really get's under my skin :mad: The line " I'd sell my own sister if I could " Has bugged me from the very first time I ever heard it . And I've heard it probley at least 300 times . I'd like to " Bleep "( censored) that guy, and I know that day is comin When he's goin to be in a forever PRONE position , with dirt in his face. Auto 1,000 Gold fine for MURDER is lookin better every day. :cowboy: I really hope he's not unkillable like some in this game .
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
Belator ( sp ) The store owner in White Run , really get's under my skin :mad: The line " I'd sell my own sister if I could " Has bugged me from the very first time I ever heard it . And I've heard it probley at least 300 times . I'd like to " Bleep "( censored) and I know that day is comin When he's goin to be in a forever in a PRONE position , with dirt in his face. Auto 1,000 Gold fine for MURDER is lookin better every day. :cowboy:
it is actually belethor not belator, you know you remind me of a clip I watched on youtube called skyrim 2013 you should watch it, their is a guy called gregathor who says the same thing, it is funny
 

DovahKaal

The Man in the Velvet Mask
1. Vex, who will still talk down to you even after you are the Guildmaster.
2. Astrid, I just don't buy the whole "sexy assassin" bit.
3. Aela, who was a bitch to me from the beginning.
4. The Imperial Captain who ordered my death, even though I was only convicted of a minor crime.
5. Serana, who is just a complete annoyance in my opinion.
6. Maven, although I do find her interesting, I don't like the fact that she is basically untouchable regardless of any storyline.
7. Maul and Dirge, it's not hard to tell they're brothers, they're both hardnosed pricks.
8. Irileth, because she has some sort of obsession with protecting Balgruuf.
9 Honorable Mention: Farkas, Just had to mention Farkas. I actually like Farkas, but during my first real playthrough I acquired a bounty in a hold that was unknown to me, and Farkas attacked me in the snow. I beat him and his two companions, but they chased me and I had to fight them again and run. When I finally joined the Companions, Farkas wouldn't leave me alone. Every two seconds I would be walking around trying to finish the Companions starter quest, and he would keep initiating conversations with me. I was infuriated. Imagine, every two steps: "Everything alright?" "I'm here to help." "Be seein' ya." "What do you need?" I finally found out that all I had to do was pay off my bounty and the big lunk would stop following me around, so after I paid up, we were old friends again.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
1. Vex, who will still talk down to you even after you are the Guildmaster.
2. Astrid, I just don't buy the whole "sexy assassin" bit.
3. Aela, who was a bitch to me from the beginning.
4. The Imperial Captain who ordered my death, even though I was only convicted of a minor crime.
5. Serana, who is just a complete annoyance in my opinion.
6. Maven, although I do find her interesting, I don't like the fact that she is basically untouchable regardless of any storyline.
7. Maul and Dirge, it's not hard to tell they're brothers, they're both hardnosed pricks.
8. Irileth, because she has some sort of obsession with protecting Balgruuf.
9 Honorable Mention: Farkas, Just had to mention Farkas. I actually like Farkas, but during my first real playthrough I acquired a bounty in a hold that was unknown to me, and Farkas attacked me in the snow. I beat him and his two companions, but they chased me and I had to fight them again and run. When I finally joined the Companions, Farkas wouldn't leave me alone. Every two seconds I would be walking around trying to finish the Companions starter quest, and he would keep initiating conversations with me. I was infuriated. Imagine, every two steps: "Everything alright?" "I'm here to help." "Be seein' ya." "What do you need?" I finally found out that all I had to do was pay off my bounty and the big lunk would stop following me around, so after I paid up, we were old friends again.
Hey Vex is my favroute character, but yes Aela is a Bitch.Qoute Female Dog HAHAHAHAHA
 

HappyFaceClown

PunkNation
Maeven Black Briar, if i could choose just one unkillable npc to slaughter it would be her, i can't stand that evil heartless bitch! :mad:
And any and EVERY imperial soldier, i absolutely despise them and kill every last one i see on sight!
 

Lightningfalcon

Seems khajit...
No ones said Hemming Black Briar yet?

Always saying "i doubt your skills will prove useful in combat anyway" annoys me, gotta attack him, see what he fights like.
 

Dawn

Member
Anyone with stupid annoying and condescending lines, extra bounty points if they spam them, with a higher bounty bonus if they are immortal.

Tops on my list is most of Riften. I hate hate hate going there the first time as it is all one NPC interrupting after another. Not one person there can just mind there own f-ing business. And the vast majority are all rude.

Walk towards gate, get accosted by a guard trying to do a shakedown. Enter gate and get interrupted by Maul, just so he can tell you how tough and important he and his friends are in Riften. Get anywhere near the center of town and get accosted by Bynjolf. Along the way, pass anywhere near Mavin and get an earful of her poor attitude.

I have given a bit of thought to just setting everyone in Riften to not-immortal, then setting them all off against each other.
 

SnehithTheBrown

New Member
Heimskr isn't that bad. He's actually pretty badass. He stands there 24/7 shouting about the Empire and the Thalmor. He deserves some respect.

I killed Alduin with my bare hands. The Thalmor is next.
 

Reaper87

吉光
Nazeem
Braith
 

Reaper87

吉光
Whoops. Forgot my two full-stops.

. <----- for Nazeem.
. <----- for Braith.

There you go, everyone! :D
 

HappyFaceClown

PunkNation
1. Vex, who will still talk down to you even after you are the Guildmaster.
2. Astrid, I just don't buy the whole "sexy assassin" bit.
3. Aela, who was a bitch to me from the beginning.
4. The Imperial Captain who ordered my death, even though I was only convicted of a minor crime.
5. Serana, who is just a complete annoyance in my opinion.
6. Maven, although I do find her interesting, I don't like the fact that she is basically untouchable regardless of any storyline.
7. Maul and Dirge, it's not hard to tell they're brothers, they're both hardnosed pricks.
8. Irileth, because she has some sort of obsession with protecting Balgruuf.
9 Honorable Mention: Farkas, Just had to mention Farkas. I actually like Farkas, but during my first real playthrough I acquired a bounty in a hold that was unknown to me, and Farkas attacked me in the snow. I beat him and his two companions, but they chased me and I had to fight them again and run. When I finally joined the Companions, Farkas wouldn't leave me alone. Every two seconds I would be walking around trying to finish the Companions starter quest, and he would keep initiating conversations with me. I was infuriated. Imagine, every two steps: "Everything alright?" "I'm here to help." "Be seein' ya." "What do you need?" I finally found out that all I had to do was pay off my bounty and the big lunk would stop following me around, so after I paid up, we were old friends again.
Hey Vex is my favroute character, but yes Aela is a Bitch.Qoute Female Dog HAHAHAHAHA
#9. I actually had the exact same thing happen to me with Farkas once! Only difference is even after i paid off my bounty he still wouldn't leave me alone, it basically prevented me from a being a companion. lol
 

DovahKaal

The Man in the Velvet Mask
1. Vex, who will still talk down to you even after you are the Guildmaster.
2. Astrid, I just don't buy the whole "sexy assassin" bit.
3. Aela, who was a bitch to me from the beginning.
4. The Imperial Captain who ordered my death, even though I was only convicted of a minor crime.
5. Serana, who is just a complete annoyance in my opinion.
6. Maven, although I do find her interesting, I don't like the fact that she is basically untouchable regardless of any storyline.
7. Maul and Dirge, it's not hard to tell they're brothers, they're both hardnosed pricks.
8. Irileth, because she has some sort of obsession with protecting Balgruuf.
9 Honorable Mention: Farkas, Just had to mention Farkas. I actually like Farkas, but during my first real playthrough I acquired a bounty in a hold that was unknown to me, and Farkas attacked me in the snow. I beat him and his two companions, but they chased me and I had to fight them again and run. When I finally joined the Companions, Farkas wouldn't leave me alone. Every two seconds I would be walking around trying to finish the Companions starter quest, and he would keep initiating conversations with me. I was infuriated. Imagine, every two steps: "Everything alright?" "I'm here to help." "Be seein' ya." "What do you need?" I finally found out that all I had to do was pay off my bounty and the big lunk would stop following me around, so after I paid up, we were old friends again.
Hey Vex is my favroute character, but yes Aela is a Bitch.Qoute Female Dog HAHAHAHAHA
#9. I actually had the exact same thing happen to me with Farkas once! Only difference is even after i paid off my bounty he still wouldn't leave me alone, it basically prevented me from a being a companion. lol


Lol. That sucks. Are you sure you're not wanted in another hold? I had to pay off two or three bounties to get him to leave me alone. My friend used to laugh his ass off when I told him about Farkas following me. I used to have to beat him into submission to progress with my quest tasks.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
1. Vex, who will still talk down to you even after you are the Guildmaster.
2. Astrid, I just don't buy the whole "sexy assassin" bit.
3. Aela, who was a bitch to me from the beginning.
4. The Imperial Captain who ordered my death, even though I was only convicted of a minor crime.
5. Serana, who is just a complete annoyance in my opinion.
6. Maven, although I do find her interesting, I don't like the fact that she is basically untouchable regardless of any storyline.
7. Maul and Dirge, it's not hard to tell they're brothers, they're both hardnosed pricks.
8. Irileth, because she has some sort of obsession with protecting Balgruuf.
9 Honorable Mention: Farkas, Just had to mention Farkas. I actually like Farkas, but during my first real playthrough I acquired a bounty in a hold that was unknown to me, and Farkas attacked me in the snow. I beat him and his two companions, but they chased me and I had to fight them again and run. When I finally joined the Companions, Farkas wouldn't leave me alone. Every two seconds I would be walking around trying to finish the Companions starter quest, and he would keep initiating conversations with me. I was infuriated. Imagine, every two steps: "Everything alright?" "I'm here to help." "Be seein' ya." "What do you need?" I finally found out that all I had to do was pay off my bounty and the big lunk would stop following me around, so after I paid up, we were old friends again.
Hey Vex is my favroute character, but yes Aela is a Bitch.Qoute Female Dog HAHAHAHAHA
#9. I actually had the exact same thing happen to me with Farkas once! Only difference is even after i paid off my bounty he still wouldn't leave me alone, it basically prevented me from a being a companion. lol
farkas following you is actually due to the fact that he is in the guard faction in the creation kit and so he acts as the guards do you try to arrest you
 

HappyFaceClown

PunkNation
Hey Vex is my favroute character, but yes Aela is a Bitch.Qoute Female Dog HAHAHAHAHA
#9. I actually had the exact same thing happen to me with Farkas once! Only difference is even after i paid off my bounty he still wouldn't leave me alone, it basically prevented me from a being a companion. lol


Lol. That sucks. Are you sure you're not wanted in another hold? I had to pay off two or three bounties to get him to leave me alone. My friend used to laugh his ass off when I told him about Farkas following me. I used to have to beat him into submission to progress with my quest tasks.
Yep, no bounties anywhere and he still won't go away, he's even followed me outside whiterun before on that character which was really annoying, i literally had to fast travel just to get rid of him! I was never able to complete the companions quest line with that character thanks to Farkas interupting my movement every 5 seconds. Only reason i haven't deleted the character is cuz he's the only one of 3 which has almost reached level 81 and i want that damned trophy!
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
If you play on PC that problem could be solved with a simple change in the CK but do tell me my dearest console players Yes... about the companions, did patch 1.9 ever fix that werewolf guard dialogue issue? I have never actually checked it my self but I am sure I do not have to worry about it anymore.
 

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