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These are mine

1. Stay away from daddy's forge
2. DO NOT own anything related to the dark brotherhood
3. No pets other than dogs
4. Don't touch daddy's hunting trophies
5. Do your chores when you are asked. If not, dad will take away your toys
 

Ozan

the Magnificent Bastard
((Beat the Orphans frequently and feed them occasionally.))
 
:D This is good stuff I LIKe :cool: I don't have the kids anymore . I really don't care for the grilling when I arrive back at the stead.
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
I don't really have any. I just let the kids run around doing whatever they like and they all go to bed without being told at nine. Unless you count the times I take the: "Go back to bed" dialogue option whenever I come in at three o'clock in the morning and one of them asks if I want to play a game. So yeah, no playing games after midnight is probably the one rule I have.
 

DrunkenMage

Intoxicated Arch-Mage
Do your chores, do only your chores. Daddy needs you strong to work the mines when you're a little older and get paychecks from the Empire for looking after you little plopss.
 

Bulfrek

Dawnstar's "Cleaner"
Apparently theres a rule in my house about standing on furniture, I walked over the entryway to Heljarchen Hall and Sofie said, "I'm not allowed to stand on furniture." This was before I was married and I didn't make the rule so I don't know where it came from.​
 

Rimfaxe96

Well-Known Member
1. No Frostbite Spiders inside the house.
2. No Mudcrabs inside the house.
3. For Talos' sake, no skeevers inside the house.
4. If I come home after 10 days of mass murdering some of the most disgusting creatures Tamriel has ever seen I don't want to play tag, hide and seek or anything else, so don't ask for it. That's what we got the housecarl for.
5. You may not use "Elf-ear!" as an insult when my character is an elf. :mad:

Other than that, they got pretty cool lives. 1000 gold pocket money when asked, always get a present when asked (first time my girl Sofie asked me for one I gave her a Glass Dagger, lol), they won't ever have to clean the house so the overtrained muscly housecarls can be lazy instead and I don't care when they go to bed. I don't mind late bedtimes, I know how frustrating it can be when you want to watch the final episode of Family Guy but your parents won't let you.
And best of all: no school. You get to learn how to be like a ninja or overpowered mage, but that's it. No math exams etc.
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
:D This is good stuff I LIKe :cool: I don't have the kids anymore . I really don't care for the grilling when I arrive back at the stead.

Isn't it just the best when you arrive home in the midst of a bandit raid, draw your sword, single out a nearby bandit, and are on the attack; when suddenly you are wrenched around, your attention wholly consumed by this sniveling little brat, asking if you brought her anything, the bandit being only too happy to stab you repeatedly while you try to exit the dialog menu?
 
:D This is good stuff I LIKe :cool: I don't have the kids anymore . I really don't care for the grilling when I arrive back at the stead.

Isn't it just the best when you arrive home in the midst of a bandit raid, draw your sword, single out a nearby bandit, and are on the attack; when suddenly you are wrenched around, your attention wholly consumed by this sniveling little brat, asking if you brought her anything, the bandit being only too happy to stab you repeatedly while you try to exit the dialog menu?

You got it , man that has happened to me so many times I just ditched the kids for good LOL
 

LotusEater

I brake for blue butterflies
I adopted once. ONCE.

I came home and found Lucia performing the Black Sacrament so I nuked the whole family and started over.
 

LuChao

The Martial artist
I adopted once. ONCE.

I came home and found Lucia performing the Black Sacrament so I nuked the whole family and started over.

I never had any kids perform black sacrament how in the world do you have that happen?
 

LotusEater

I brake for blue butterflies
I adopted once. ONCE.

I came home and found Lucia performing the Black Sacrament so I nuked the whole family and started over.

I never had any kids perform black sacrament how in the world do you have that happen?



No idea. I came home and found Lucia on her knees with a dagger plunging it into the floor.
 

Torok

Active Member
1. Don't tell papa when father sneaks out of the house at midnight. He's just going hunting.
2. You may only practice magic outside.
3. Do what father says when he says it.
4. You may NOT point out father's pungent dog odor in front of papa.
5. If you see father eating raw meat keep quiet about it.
6. No going outside after dark.

My character is a werewolf and he's also gay.
 

Blackdoom59

BATMAN!
1. Dont tell mama that papa is an assassin
2. Dont tell mama that papa is a thief
3. Dont tell mama that papa knows magic
4. Do whatever you want as long as you follow first 3 steps
5. ???
6. Profit!
 

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