Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

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Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
I think stormcloaks imperials just seem a bit lady like with their skirt armour any way anyone who joined imperials do you remember at the start of the game they were trying to cut of your head (for no reason because you weren't on the list and you weren't part of the rebellion) I think to join the rebellion you can get revenge that's my opinion anyway


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Ancient Greeks and Romans wore 'skirts'. The latter conquered half of the world with their 'skirts'. BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE SKIRT!!!!
The Imperial Captain was a bitch. Everyone knows that
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
Ancient Greeks and Romans wore 'skirts'. The latter conquered half of the world with their 'skirts'. BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE SKIRT!!!!
The Imperial Captain was a bitch. Everyone knows that
And after a hard days world conquering the Roman cohorts would all jump into bed together and have mass drunken orgies....so, if that's your thing....:D
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
Only the nobles. ;)
Actually no, that's incorrect. Even the great conqueror Alexander himself, was known to have engaged in such homosexual behaviour, as was the average Roman soldier from time to time. You see, when you're off conquering the world it takes you to some fairly remote locations. Locations with no women, so they made do:)
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Actually no, that's incorrect. Even the great conqueror Alexander himself, was known to have engaged in such homosexual behaviour, as was the average Roman soldier from time to time. You see, when you're off conquering the world it takes you to some fairly remote locations. Locations with no women, so they made do:)

I believe we are talking about ROmans, and Alex wasn't a Roman. I figured those guys had feelings for eachother! :p
 
Ancient Greeks and Romans wore 'skirts'. The latter conquered half of the world with their 'skirts'. BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE SKIRT!!!!
The Imperial Captain was a bitch. Everyone knows that

I don't really get which side you coming from are you for or against stormcloaks?


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Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
A Macedonian actually but arguably Rome's greatest ever general.

Oh god...

Alex was there WAY before the ROmans came and conquered greece! He went and conquered Persia with GREEK forces not Romans! After his death the ROmans came and conquered Greece. ALexander was Greek not Roman

I don't really get which side you coming from are you for or against stormcloaks?


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Imperials ALL THE WAY!!!
 

DrunkenMage

Intoxicated Arch-Mage
It is more Stormcloaks in the 'skirt' The Imperial armor is exactly that, armor.
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The 'Skirt' is made of armor, followed by chain mail under the segments.

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Stormcloak dress.

You're applying modern social ideology to a group that is based on a Civilization of history, one of the greatest in history. The Imperial Legions has had a similar armor across two games, Oblivion being the exception which was more Knightly and things of that sort. Morrowind and Skyrim share similar design in the Armor.

No point in complaining about the armor design, they conquered Tamriel and a bit beyond, so the armor is doing something right. I would say he without skirt, is doomed to be conquered.
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Good Nordic steel does better than a bundle of stinky rotting fur. Killing stromcloaks is easy since they are just wearing dresses. Like stabbing a beggar
 

High King of Skyrim

King of the barbarian horde
Oh god...

Alex was there WAY before the ROmans came and conquered greece! He went and conquered Persia with GREEK forces not Romans! After his death the ROmans came and conquered Greece. ALexander was Greek not Roman



Imperials ALL THE WAY!!!
Ahh, It appears my multi-tasking is below par. I wrote Rome's, meant Greece's. In any event, both the Roman and Alexandrian armies got it on with each other and back to the original point, both wore skirts! Emilythenightingale makes a fair point.:)
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Ahh, It appears my multi-tasking is below par. I wrote Rome's, meant Greece's. In any event, both the Roman and Alexandrian armies got it on with each other and back to the original point, both wore skirts! Emilythenightingale makes a fair point.:)

And both were pretty badass! Look at the Roman Empire for instance.
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Back to topic, The Stormcloak is more skirty than the Legionnaire, just like Mage pointed out
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Firstly , so what if Imperials are milk drinkers ? I LIKE AND DRINK MILK YOU DONT? :p

Secondly , Imperials really aren't...we are fighting for what we believe in :).
That's why Imperials are stronger, they drink milk! :p The Aldmeri Dominion figured that out very late. I tell you they all are sitting in Summerset Isle drinking all the milk in the province!
 

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