The Dumbest Things You Have Ever Done

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Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
This thread, why not? What are some of the most idiotic things you have done in your life? Funny, horrible, whatever. Simple eh?
 

DJ Luigi

Mama-mia play that song again!
Not sure if this was more idiotic than awesome. After my shower one day I let the water run for a moment and quoted one of Vegeta's best lines in DBZ:

"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaa!! Arrrrrghhhhh EERRRRGHGHH ARRRRRRGHHHH HNNNNHHHH!! RRAAAAAAAHH!!!!! CELLLLLLLLL! ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE TAKEN FOR GRANTED THE POWER OF A TRUE SAIYAN WARRIOR!!!! NOW IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TEST YOUR STRENGTH STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!! FINAL SPLAAAAAAAAASH! ARRRRGH!!!!!" *shuts off water*

My friends overheard me and at first they thought I seriously hurt myself in the shower xD
 

Dallas-Arbiter

Well-Known Member
I wouldn't call this one dumb, more like half way insane.

I was once banned from a club for life. About 14 years ago I was in a band, and we got into a Battle of the Bands. First though, those suck. Imagine sitting there for 5 or 6 hours listening to "Pretty boys" playing $2,000 guitars playing the same songs over and over.

I mentioned "pretty boys". What I mean is good looking guys, with nice clothes and all that. Guy's who always get the chicks just by the way they looked. We looked like a bunch of freaks that broke out of a looney bin.

So were sitting there hearing all these bands that sound pretty much the same, then finally we got to go on. We were annoyed because it was 1 am, we were the last band. But we were going to be playing through Marshall Half Stacks (They were used by every band). So we went up on the stage with our cheap guitars, and we plugged into these monster amps.

I happened to notice they were only turned up to 2. Couldn't have that. We were a loud band, and we wanted to see just what these amps could do. In retrospect, 2 was plenty loud, but we were teenagers. We also cranked the PA all the way up, and all the amps were miked up too, so it was just stupidly loud.

When I hit that first note, I couldn't believe how loud it was. Then when the rest of the band came in, it was like an A Bomb going off. Seriously, we had to be pushing about 120 db in a room that sat 200 people, so yeah, it was extremely loud.

We did three songs, I think it was two originals, and a Kid Rock song, he was very popular then. During the second song, I could hear the DJ trying to talk over us, but he was barely audible. The Rhythm guitarist shouted in my ear to just start up the last song as soon as that one was over. The DJ was trying to get us to stop.

So after the last song, we were instantly disqualified. We didn't care. So we just packed up our stuff, and put it in on the truck. As we did it our drummer went back inside and threatened the owner with a beat down.

So he called the police. We got him out of there, and met the winners, who attempted to give us half of the money. They liked our style, and they told us that we should of won. That was nice and all, but we didn't take the money, we were too proud. But needless to say, we got out of there in a hurry before the cops showed up.
 

Medea

The Shadow Queen
Well, I've done a ton of stupid things, but the dumbest thing I ever did was eat a sugar cube with 4 hits of acid in it, when I was about 20 years old. I was with two of my friends, who were also tripping balls, and just when we started peaking, we decided to go for a cruise around town.

It was probably after midnight. Not sure about the exact time, because I was FRIGGIN' FRIED. One of my friends swears he saw a glowing green beetle following us at one point. I asked him whether it was a Beetle "like the car" or a beetle "like the bug". He said "A BUG DUDE! A fl*ffIN' BUG! IT'S CHASING US! CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!" haha

My other friend looked up at a street light at one point and thought it was a UFO. A STREET LIGHT. She screamed louder than I have ever heard anyone scream in my entire life. I was LMFAO for four hours straight after that!

I never had a "visual" trip when I did acid, just laughed a lot, but I did see my walls breathing a few times, when I was home coming down off the trip, so naturally......since my friends were too scared.... I had to drive. Lucky for all of us, I managed to get us all home safely.

The next day I felt like I was going to die, so I never did acid again. Looking back on it, it was the dumbest thing I ever did, but also one of the best nights of my life.
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
I've done my fair share of stupid things in my life. One example is when I was younger and got persuaded to climb a ladder onto the roof of a house (me and height do not get along). This was a way to 'help' me get over my fears. It didn't work. I was too afraid to climb back down the ladder and so what did I do? I jumped off the roof. -_- Not the smartest thing I've ever done for sure and thankfully it wasn't to far of a fall and my stupidity didn't end in something getting broke.
 

Doctor Langstrom

I want to be FEARED!

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist
Dumbest thing I've ever done? Wow, that's a long list to choose from.......
I suppose that the dumbest thing I've ever done was volunteer to get shot. There were a bunch of us drinking and somebody had just gotten a new gun. He had rubber bullets loaded in it and was saying that somebody should let him shoot them. I was bored, and a little buzzed, and tryin to impress some girl(stupid right?) so I volunteered. He was totally kidding up to this point but since I was going along with it he took me into the wash across the street and everyone piled out to see the crazy ginger get shot. I can proudly say that I remained standing when the first shot hit me in the back, but the second third and fourth ones in rapid succession put me down. It honestly wasn't all that bad once I could breathe again and after having another very stiff drink for the pain, but I mean it doesn't get much dumber thtn volunteering to be shot.
 

Medea

The Shadow Queen
Dumbest thing I've ever done? Wow, that's a long list to choose from.......
I suppose that the dumbest thing I've ever done was volunteer to get shot. There were a bunch of us drinking and somebody had just gotten a new gun. He had rubber bullets loaded in it and was saying that somebody should let him shoot them. I was bored, and a little buzzed, and tryin to impress some girl(stupid right?) so I volunteered. He was totally kidding up to this point but since I was going along with it he took me into the wash across the street and everyone piled out to see the crazy ginger get shot. I can proudly say that I remained standing when the first shot hit me in the back, but the second third and fourth ones in rapid succession put me down. It honestly wasn't all that bad once I could breathe again and after having another very stiff drink for the pain, but I mean it doesn't get much dumber thtn volunteering to be shot.

That reminded me of this:

 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist

Stephen Daidalus

Well-Known Member
I may have trouble topping this for dumbest thing--

Drinking a mickey of 100 proof Tennessee bourbon, and then driving.

Edit: I learned my lesson. Won't ever happen again.
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
You know that thingy in the car where you can light your cigarette? I put my finger in that. Now I know what 'Curiosity killed the cat' actually means.

Once I was waiting for someone outside his house so then I thought, "We should just wait for one hour, now where's the wait button?". I actually thought there was a button to wait in real life. That was when I thought to tone down my Skyrim play time
 

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