Where should I take my wife Taarie on a Honeymoon?
- Thread starter Fiiralmo
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Alysa Roesch
Master Theif
Well, I don't know about you but nothing screams "romance" like a good ol' dragon hunt. Maybe a get away to a cabin in the mountains though?
Khasrin
Fusozayiit
Well, there's always the Lovers' Tent (a short walk due east from the entrance to Dawnstar Sanctuary). It's already stocked with flowers, wine, and two bedrolls, so all it's really missing is a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid and some leather strips 
...or the hot springs in Eastmarch...the one just southwest of Eldergleam Sanctuary is apparently the nude beach of Skyrim
I usually take my spouses to Dwemer ruins, or to some random cave to kill bandits with me. It's not much of a Skyrim honeymoon unless you've killed someone, right?
...or the hot springs in Eastmarch...the one just southwest of Eldergleam Sanctuary is apparently the nude beach of Skyrim I usually take my spouses to Dwemer ruins, or to some random cave to kill bandits with me. It's not much of a Skyrim honeymoon unless you've killed someone, right?
That place during the Dawnguard questline where you read the elder scrolls in. The name always escapes.
Gearuvagen
I know, You know
I hear Red Mountain is nice this time of year, hike to the top picnic in the ash. maybe push the snobby bitch in.
Riften Guard
Bad Thief
Hello Thalmor Scumbag,
There is always a nice place in Cidhna Mine available for a very low price. There are many activities. You can experience a beheading in a first person view. They have great messages provided by a trained orc named Ghorkul the Beast. Ignore "the Beast" part he is a nice man. If you feel like going on an adventure and trying something new like mining for silver, you can mine silver right here! If you mine enough silver you might even earn an early relea..... I mean a bit of money. So come on down Thalmor Scumbags, I am sure you will enjoy your stay. Remember it's not a Thalmor Scumbag's vacation without getting beat up by the local Nord population. I hope you will choose us for your next stay.
There is always a nice place in Cidhna Mine available for a very low price. There are many activities. You can experience a beheading in a first person view. They have great messages provided by a trained orc named Ghorkul the Beast. Ignore "the Beast" part he is a nice man. If you feel like going on an adventure and trying something new like mining for silver, you can mine silver right here! If you mine enough silver you might even earn an early relea..... I mean a bit of money. So come on down Thalmor Scumbags, I am sure you will enjoy your stay. Remember it's not a Thalmor Scumbag's vacation without getting beat up by the local Nord population. I hope you will choose us for your next stay.
Usulama
Active Member
As the Arch Mage I took my husband up to the college. The Arch Mage's quarters are stunningly beautiful and there's plenty of privacy.
Taarie doesn't seem like she would enjoy camping, or bathing in muddy hot springs somewhere in the middle of nowhere. She's an elf of class.
Taarie doesn't seem like she would enjoy camping, or bathing in muddy hot springs somewhere in the middle of nowhere. She's an elf of class.
Delusional
Connoisseur of Hallucinations
I would highly suggest the Throat of the World. She would have a wonderful time falling off the edge enjoying the view. It is quite spectacular.
Epic Keith
By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Dude, the elf doesn't want to kill his wife!
I heard Castle Volkihar is now open to visitors.You can dump her as a cattle and then enjoy your bachelor life!
I heard Castle Volkihar is now open to visitors.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
The Legion offers a nice romantic spot for Thalmor, beautiful view, a lot of fresh air. Lord Naarifin said he enjoyed it very much for the thirty three days he was there.
Fiiralmo
2nd Aldmeri Emissary to Skyrim
Um by far the classiest elf around?! Anyway your all too late. We're in Daggerfall right now. Perhaps for our anniversary ill consider your suggestions. They all sound so wonderful and not painful in any way! Especially the "beautiful view" you left out the flight through the sky via
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
Um by far the classiest elf around?! Anyway your all too late. We're in Daggerfall right now. Perhaps for our anniversary ill consider your suggestions. They all sound so wonderful and not painful in any way! Especially the "beautiful view" you left out the flight through the sky viawinged Daedra!So romantic
I also left out the thousands of dead Aldmeri lying about, some probably got their heads along the walls of the Imperial City. Minor details, don't matter too much
Neriad13
Premium Member
Honestly, I think Riften would be a nice honeymoon spot. The Chapel of Love is right there, the foliage is beautiful in the Autumn (and the rest of the year), the lake is gorgeous, quality mead-tastings abound and you can even go shopping for the finest oddities from Morrowind as souvenirs. As for the high rate of crime and poverty...well, it wouldn't be a tourist trap if there weren't panhandlers, right? ;D
John Floras
New Member
how aobut on a cruise to the inside of my daedric bottoms
