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NikolaTesla

Admiral Sunna Kyndai

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
The Thalmor...what can I say kindly about the Thalmor...

The Thalmor see themselves are Justiciars, and are aiding the World by ridding it of Man.
The Thalmor go through no small lengths to try to achieve their "purge".

The Thalmor are really the dirt of the World, clogging up the lines in our boots, sticking in our Nails;
nothing more than a nuisance, an unheeded farm overgrown with Weeds and barren of life.

Us true Nords know how to Farm, we do it in the bitter Cold; we will remove the Weeds, scour the dirt;
and turn that Barren Dead disgraced place, and remove the nuisances; and bring it to Glory.

With the Thalmor gone, the Kingdom will be whole, and the world will be right.
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
lol well im a redguard and i hage the thalmor as much as any nord
I mean no disrespect to any Redguard, but your kind has a tendency to inflame a situation; let's not forget you have some Redguards who would turn a blind eye to the Thalmor and give whole cities to them for a quick coin. Nords have a sense of Honor, and those without it, are swiftly ended.

Again, not to say you, yourself are such a coward as to betray your kind.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
(( Your logic is mind-blowingly lacking. Fun fact: if you don't post on a thread, it dies. ))
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
(( Your logic is mind-blowingly lacking. Fun fact: if you don't post on a thread, it dies. ))
Sir...allowing a thread to leave the front page doesn't kill it, nor doe's a thread ever truly die.

They just go someplace where we don't ever talk about...we don't want to go there, the old Numa-Numa threads are there, the beginning of 4chan are there, the original Troll threads, before people knew them as Trolls are there.
The amount of nostalgic doom in that place, if ever unlocked would melt your skin off of your face, pop your eyeballs out of their sockets, and literally blow your mind.

Even though I hate the Thalmor, this thread doesn't deserve that torture.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
(( Let me give you a brief history of hostility.

1. The PAHAAA was formed from the ashes of all that is lizardly.
2. A week or two later, two other clubs are formed - a clan of Nords (now disbanded) and the 107th Battalion of the Aldmeri Dominion.
3. In true Nord style, there are soon fights between Thalmor and Nords.
4. In true Elf style, there is soon a plague of recruiting spam threads. Like this one.
5. In true Argonian style, we take this opportunity to be dicks to them for our amusement.
6. Much later, the Nords are unheard of and peace appears to be close.
7. Aerinir does something despicable that I choose not to mention. Hostility is reestablished.
8. The hostility continues, until the Thalmor recede into a blotch that nobody cares for.
9. Many choose to continue picking fights with these half-existing Elves, such as, say, you! This only perpetuates hysteria and view of their club as powerful.

This thread is nothing but spam to recruit for a club that no longer exists. Want someone to hate? Call the PAHAAA, we're all you have. ))
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
So wait...you Lizards are angry at some golden turd nuggets for something on Gold turd nugget said? And thus want a thread to die and go into the Nether-Realm of forgotten Threads....
Strange creatures you Lizards are.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
So wait...you Lizards are angry at some golden turd nuggets for something on Gold turd nugget said? And thus want a thread to die and go into the Nether-Realm of forgotten Threads....
Strange creatures you Lizards are.

(( It's not what he said, it's what he did, and he admitted to doing so. It was disgusting and showed a complete disregard for the well-being of one of his loved ones, as well as an extreme sense of perversion. We lizards may be party animals, but what he did was morally wrong and...generally, gross.

But, for his sake, I can't tell you what he did. Argonians have morals y'know. And honour. ))
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
(( It's not what he said, it's what he did, and he admitted to doing so. It was disgusting and showed a complete disregard for the well-being of one of his loved ones, as well as an extreme sense of perversion. We lizards may be party animals, but what he did was morally wrong and...generally, gross.

But, for his sake, I can't tell you what he did. Argonians have morals y'know. And honour. ))
But now you've peaked my Nordic Curiosity! Inform me into this repulsiveness I must know now! Even though I may drink too much ale afterwards to clog out the sheer disgusting nature of what he did, I must know!
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
But now you've peaked my Nordic Curiosity! Inform me into this repulsiveness I must know now! Even though I may drink too much ale afterwards to clog out the sheer disgusting nature of what he did, I must know!

(( I was unaware Nords were unable to read the last sentence of a passage. Curious. ))
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
(( I was unaware Nords were unable to read the last sentence of a passage. Curious. ))
I was unaware that Lizards were Curious, and could even understand it...A simply mind-boggling world we live in, don't we!

More to the point, I did read the last sentence of the passage. Yet you left me at a cliff-hanger, a page-turner, a split in-between the road. I must know what he said, that disgusted you so very much. You can't just say, he did something awful! Build up all that anticipation and then drop it without another word.

You're not a Khajiit, you don't speak in tongues, and you don't spread lies like M'aiq.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
I was unaware that Lizards were Curious, and could even understand it...A simply mind-boggling world we live in, don't we!

More to the point, I did read the last sentence of the passage. Yet you left me at a cliff-hanger, a page-turner, a split in-between the road. I must know what he said, that disgusted you so very much. You can't just say, he did something awful! Build up all that anticipation and then drop it without another word.

You're not a Khajiit, you don't speak in tongues, and you don't spread lies like M'aiq.

(( I'm afraid I can't, I may get in trouble. ))
 

Lunaruse

The Milkdrinking Elf
I do believe you are intimidated by the fact that more people are wanting to follow the Thalmor than your hippie talos tree hugging group.
Not sure if trolling or unaware of that Talos is a god of war to the humans.
 

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