Official P.A.H.A.A.A. Thread

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Dagmar

Defender of the Bunnies of Skyrim
Does anyone know of some other pro-Argonian missions? I understand there's an Argonian by the name of Derkeethus that needs saving somewhere, and upon his rescue is unlocked as a follower (I also understand that he's the only Argonian follower in the entire game--WTF!?) Is there anything else I can do to help my in-game eggbrothers/eggsisters!?
I don't want to spoil it for you but you'll eventually find Derkeethus if you keep exploring all the caves in Skyrim. He's one of the few followers that favors the bow so if you're looking for a ranged follower he's a good one to have.

There are quite a few favor quests you can do for your fellow Saxhleel. Talk to Madesi, Wujeeta, and From-Deepest-Fathoms in Riften. While he's Dunmer, Brand-Shei was raised by Saxhleel so I leave it up to you if you want to help him out. In Windhelm you can talk to Scouts-Many-Marshes and Stands-In-Shallows. There may be others but those are the ones that come to mind for me.
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard
(( Let's get this thread going.

Jei, we need an official logo. As our GFX sponge, it's up to you. Ask if you need an answer.

Shea, due to Grelod's absence, please use your wizardly powers to run this thread. After all, you used to make the biggest posts. All you gotta do is handle any haters and answer questions. Be sure to do...stuff, to entertain people and pump the thread up.

The rest of you, post. The two separate conversations don't mingle enough.

That kay with you all? ))

Hype-man? So be it, I'm the Flava Flav of the PAHAAA thread. I'm all about it.

I don't want to spoil it for you but you'll eventually find Derkeethus if you keep exploring all the caves in Skyrim. He's one of the few followers that favors the bow so if you're looking for a ranged follower he's a good one to have.

There are quite a few favor quests you can do for your fellow Saxhleel. Talk to Madesi, Wujeeta, and From-Deepest-Fathoms in Riften. While he's Dunmer, Brand-Shei was raised by Saxhleel so I leave it up to you if you want to help him out. In Windhelm you can talk to Scouts-Many-Marshes and Stands-In-Shallows. There may be others but those are the ones that come to mind for me.

Now there's some true relevance! If you do anything in Skyrim, it should be these things. Myself, I hold a grudge against the Dunmer for all the bullshoot they put our people through in the Morrowind days. Keep us "lizards" as slaves? Hell na, that Brand-Shei character can find his own parents. I gave up hope on finding mine again after they were purchased by House Telvanni...
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard
What kind of banner?

Yeah everybody, what kind of banner? I'm going to lay down my vote for the badass-looking kind. Have an Argonian doing something awesome, perhaps wearing one of those beer-dispensing helmets or doing a backflip? Or impaling Ulfric Stormcloak with a greatsword, in mid-deathcurl! Better yet, killing an official from House Telvanni!!

...Some sort of coat of arms featuring a hist tree? Oooh, oooh! An Argonian toasting with a bottle of Sleeping Tree Sap and giving the horns, Ronnie James Dio-style...

How 'bout a walrus? Not even a Horker, just a picture of a walrus. A walrus in sunglasses!?
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
No standard is a standard without a kick to the face. That is all.
 

The Phoenician

Shiney, let's be bad guys.
Now there's some true relevance! If you do anything in Skyrim, it should be these things. Myself, I hold a grudge against the Dunmer for all the bullshoot they put our people through in the Morrowind days. Keep us "lizards" as slaves? Hell na, that Brand-Shei character can find his own parents. I gave up hope on finding mine again after they were purchased by House Telvanni...

I just rescued Derkeethus. Now we are on a holy quest to lend a helping hand to our Argonian brethren and to subjugate those Dark elves.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
My, you people are odd. All I did was throw firejugs at the Shatter-Shield house with him
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard
Derkeethus is a vampire now. I mean, not actually. But I did seduce him, and subsequently bit him, so in my mind he's a vampire.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
(( You seduced him? Well, this isn't the first time a famous wizard has been revealed to go either way on the path to putting-your-thing-in-things. ))
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard
Oh, I seduced the hist out of him! He literally stood there, speechless at the might of my "seduction ray," which is of course code for some mildy innapropriate subject matter. I hope there aren't any hatchlings in here under the age of 18.

...because it's totally possible that I'll seduce them.
 

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
(( Well, there's me for a start. ))

That sounds like the basis for a worse erotic book than the Sultry Argonian Bard.
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard

Captain Nagisus

Jake the Dog!
Here, take these. *hands you a few priceless fire staves*

Burn their belts and their camp to the ground.
 

Zolo-Shea

Lizard Wizard
Dances is Hist'd off at the amount of bandits who taunt him.
What is the standard treatment for a bandit who taunts Dances-With-Dusk?

And speaking of unlawful, ne'erdowells... what the Hist is up with so many highway robbers being Argonian!? How does one put a stop to all the Argonian on Argonian crime in Skyrim? Illusion magick? Good answer, good answer. A traveling Argonian sorcerer might have a few perks on the situation, but Argonian brawlers and back-stabbers will be hard-pressed to not indulge their aggressors! Perhaps we ought to carry invisibility potions or paralysis scrolls just incase a mugger-in-scales appears...
 

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