theoduck
If persimmons approach, Khajiit will smell them.
You could buy a chef outfit from Radiant Raiment and enchant it.
There’s Nothing More Satisfying Than…
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Grob
Active Member
I shall be eating The Gourmet.
theoduck
If persimmons approach, Khajiit will smell them.
Orcs can be tasty, but avoid the green ones.
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
Then, even though I left him in a cave in Winterhold, his body shows up right in front of Warmaiden's during the battle of Whiterun.
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
I actually remember making a bright red orc in Oblivion. He didn’t look too appetizing either.
theoduck
If persimmons approach, Khajiit will smell them.
Grob
Active Member
This is my crafting outfit...
That's a pretty sexy Khajiit. I believe the guy on the right is peeking at her ass.
Also, the tastiest Orcs are Skyrims, the biggest Orcs but least tasty are from Cyrodiil and in between are Morrowinds.
Best served with Charus on the side. Quite bitter.
Rinn
Sweetroll Kleptomaniac
I thought I was the only one that wanted to do terrible things to Nazeem. Appearently, I am not. Brothers, where have you been all my life!
Oh, sneaking upon bandits and Fus Ro Dah them from behind when they're on a high spot like a bridge. Seeing their bodies fall into the mist or the water... Never thought that physics could be so much fun.
Oh, sneaking upon bandits and Fus Ro Dah them from behind when they're on a high spot like a bridge. Seeing their bodies fall into the mist or the water... Never thought that physics could be so much fun.
electricskies
Member
Stealing all of the Black briar Mead at the Honningbrew Meadery and selling it back to the owner who doesn't mind fencing his own goods. Maven would be annoyed but impressed with me at the same time i feel. She likes the devious ones.
Alissa DeWitt
Beer Wench
Finding those bastards that hired thugs for stealing from them and secretly gifting them skulls.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Errr...?...Casting fury on Vittoria Vici on her wedding day and watching her husband beat her to death in front of all the guests
AJK
Active Member
Yeah, I did a thread about this before, except I used a frenzy poison and slipped it into her inventory. Maybe my finest hour....Casting fury on Vittoria Vici on her wedding day and watching her husband beat her to death in front of all the guests
I put it in HIS inventory. He immediately turns and cuts her down. Pretty funny
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
especially with a soul trap weapon! The thwonk, groan and rush of purple always makes me smile.
DestroyerDevourMaster
"Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!"
Enchanting Nazeem into a dagger and putting him on display
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
In the Cloud District, no doubt.Enchanting Nazeem into a dagger and putting him on display
DestroyerDevourMaster
"Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!"
In the Cloud District, no doubt.Enchanting Nazeem into a dagger and putting him on display
Or the Jarl's backside, that's usually where he stuffs himself these days
