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NikolaTesla

Admiral Sunna Kyndai
Granted, but the world around you is being destroyed by a evil miniature pony.
I want a gaming computer that would never need to be upgraded, it could run all the games and the highest graphics settings.
 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Granted, but by the time that's invented, electricity no longer exists. Same thing with battery packs or batteries in general. :eek:

I wish that I could see in the dark like our cats. (thus avoiding Nikola) :blackdragon:
 

NikolaTesla

Admiral Sunna Kyndai
Granted but you can't see in the light.
I wish hostess hadn't gone out of business, Twinkies...........so good................
 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Granted, but Twinkies themselves take over the business, and well, y'know. The Twinkie Terminator is unleashed. End of story. :p:eek::D

I wish I could dream in HD. And Dolby, too, dammit. :rolleyes:
 

Broodje

Panem et circenses
Granted, but all your dreams will take place at the toilets of your school.

I wish to finish my study succesfully.
 

Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings
Granted, but then you'll never find work in your field.

I wish all the Skyrim DLC were free to download.
 

Broodje

Panem et circenses
Ow that's just cruel D:

Granted, but you'd have to rebuy Skyrim in order to play :D

I wish for my cat to be less aggressive
 

Neveraine

BRINGER OF DEATH
Granted, but your cat only becomes less aggressive after marking its territory all over your house.

I wish there was less inappropriate stuff on the internet.
 
Granted, but your cat only becomes less aggressive after marking its territory all over your house.

I wish there was less inappropriate stuff on the internet.
There is now nothing on the internet even barely or slightly inappropriate, and jokes don't exist anymore.

I wish all of my swings would hit who or whatever I'm attacking on Morrowind.
 

UnLonged

True to the Name
Granted, but all you can wield with your precise arms or any limb you use for swinging a weapon is a small, flimsy spoon.

I wish I could bend space and time through instantaneous travel.
 
Granted, but the world's history becomes more and more corrupt every time you travel.

I wish I had a better computer for gaming.
 

UnLonged

True to the Name
Granted. Your computer now possess specifications that are, to your views, better as they are now, but all you can play is a single special game; a PC port of Atari's E.T. game, it having no changes made whatsoever.

I wish to have clairvoyance.
 

Neveraine

BRINGER OF DEATH
Granted, but your goal that the clairvoyance shows you is to become a poor homeless person.

I wish I had the power to be late for everything.
 
Granted, but you have an early death.

I wish that I could complete the Mage's College questline without any bugs and have complete access to Labrithian.
 

Neveraine

BRINGER OF DEATH
Granted, but the bugs for everything else in Skyrim are now so much greater that you can't do anything else in skyrim except the College of Winterhold's questline and nothing else.

I wish I had an early death.
 
Granted, but you have to live as a ghost for the rest of eternity, not being able to leave the area that you died.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
 

Neveraine

BRINGER OF DEATH
Granted, but everyone else in the world grows a foot taller.

I wish I was a ghost.
 
Granted, but you can't float or phase through walls.

I wish I was a baller.
 

Neveraine

BRINGER OF DEATH
Granted, but all sports cease to exist.

I wish to stop having wishes.
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted, but you're on a corrupted wish thread so you either have to keep playing or leave.

I wish I could be less inactive here.
 

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