How evil is your Dovahkiin?

Stigweard Ruadhan · Dec 29, 2012

I don't commit any crime in Skyrim anymore unless I can see it being of serious benefit to me...and even then it's done with reservation.

I spend most of my "between quests" time at an inn or Jorrvaskr hall, or out hunting in the lands north of Whiterun.

I feel this creates a more tangibly "realistic" experience for me as I end up conducting myself in the way I would in "real life" and not indulging in unchecked carnage!

Minstrel · Dec 29, 2012

God, am I the only one who finds it hard to be nice in Skyrim? I love the Dark Brotherhood (although I must admit I got annoyed with the end of the questline) and the Thieves Guild was also somewhere where almost all of my characters have been drawn to. I don't know why, but the evil things just seem right for me and any character I make.

I've recently made a new Nord adventurer who has been made simply to be a heroic warrior type character, but in everything she does the Dark Brotherhood calls for her...

stagnant94 · Dec 29, 2012

i'm an orc who is evil towards everything and everyone who isn't an orc. if i see someone on the road i kill them. i married the smith at markarth and my follower is someone from the orc strongholds.

in a previous character (for some reason the save was deleted, i was pissed) i played a redguard hunter, who after meeting sheogorath in that quest in solitude, developed a multiple personality disorder. when he is good he lives with his wife in riften, a simple hunter who does good deeds for the people he comes across, when he is evil he lives in hjerim, a servant of the daedra. i did the bug where the altar in the secret room stays bloody with limbs and bones everywhere, and so i invite people there and kill them, i've got about 7 corpses in their right now.

this is why i want a buildable house in the winterhold hold, because it would be great for evil characters

Anwrise888 · Dec 29, 2012

I have done unspeakable things in Skyrim that are so horrible that can not be written down..... I killed every killable NPC in Skyrim ate there flesh with the Ring of Namira, I then thralled them and staked there bodys in my house till the filling point. I killed Paarthrnaz stuffed his body with cheese and had Cicero teabag his body while he whore forsworn armor. Then I put his bones in the grey beards beds. I collected hundreds of skulls and scattered them all over in every temple. I killed all the dogs and horses with ice spikes. I put a bunch of dead bodys in the orphanage. I stole every item that was not nailed down. I filled the night mothers coffin with with sweet rolls. I have killed a thousand bunnys with fire.......

Minstrel · Dec 29, 2012

Anwrise888 said:
I have done unspeakable things in Skyrim that are so horrible that can not be written down..... I killed every killable NPC in Skyrim ate there flesh with the Ring of Namira, I then thralled them and staked there bodys in my house till the filling point. I killed Paarthrnaz stuffed his body with cheese and had Cicero teabag his body while he whore forsworn armor. Then I put his bones in the grey beards beds. I collected hundreds of skulls and scattered them all over in every temple. I killed all the dogs and horses with ice spikes. I put a bunch of dead bodys in the orphanage. I stole every item that was not nailed down. I filled the night mothers coffin with with sweet rolls. I have killed a thousand bunnys with fire.......

Um.... Your spelt wore wrong....

Daedra'Mc'Bitch · Dec 29, 2012

It would take over 24 hours to list the heinous crimes I've committed, so I'll try to make the list short.

1.) On my first account, I arrived in Riverwood and killed everyone in town. The last person to die was Sven's mom, where I jumped and stabbed her through the heart.

2.) I went to Anise's Cabin thinking she was just some nice old lady, and I slaughtered her. For the next minute I proceeded to use 'flames' on her charred corpse.

3.) I did "The Book of Love" quest that gives you a 15% magic bonus for helping out some lovebirds. Well, I helped Fastred and Bassianus escape to Riften to live happily ever after. I paid the girl a visit and she said "It's a fine day with you around!" I then sliced her head off.

4.) I paid Sven to sing "Age of Aggression", and while I was just a mere inch away from his face, I blasted a fireball in it. When the the fire cleared up, Sven was no where to be seen.

5.) I.. regrettably killed Lydia to boost the strength of the Ebony Blade.

Dragon Kin · Dec 29, 2012

my current char?

100% good. He's a war priest

Chowder138 · Dec 29, 2012

Ivory said:
I don't commit crimes in skyrim anymore. Dunno why, but if I get even one assualt I rage in frustration. Maybe I'm OCD. Anyway my first few characters I always slaughtered Nazeem and the Talos preacher. Then I find the lady in steel plate and make her my follower and FUS RO DAH her off high hrothgar and follow her body till I loot her stuff. Then I find that god damned farmer who whines about his crops in the cold and I slaughter him. He just bothers me. Then I'll take that girl who trains block for the companions and kill her with an arrow to the face. Then skjor came back to life and I burned him alive via a torch. And then since galmar's brother is invincble I kill the homeless guy who took a sword to the chest and the dunmer who he was claiming to be a spy because she talked pl*** about the Argonians. Then I kill farengar because of his insults. Uhh...who else? Oh! I killed Ulfric and his right hand and now they lay atop each other on the map of skyrim. Naked. Let that image burn into your scalp. That in itself is a crime to place upon those who read this. Or an entertaining death, whatever floats your boats.

....

I think I'll revive my Vampire character. I miss this crime stuff.

But... but... Severio Pelagia pays you for crops, and then if you kill him you'll get his inheritance. Sell to him first.

Dovakiin98 · Dec 29, 2012

When my Dunmer became a vampire I killed Nura Snow-Shod and left her body on the Talos statue.Then when her husband send hired thugs to kill me I snuck into his house and burned him alive while he slept and left the contract on his body.

feliciano182 · Dec 29, 2012

LunaMoth said:
I've killed 9 bunnies so far.

You are truly sick you know that ?

Skulli · Dec 29, 2012

Evil enough that when bored, I look for new high places & stairways to Fus Doh Ra my spouse off of as I cackle maniacally at her cartwheeling body launching into space or face-planting into walls!

carz101 · Dec 29, 2012

MorriganWitch said:
Evil enough that when bored, I look for new high places & stairways to Fus Doh Ra my spouse off of as I cackle maniacally at her cartwheeling body launching into space or face-planting into walls!

Try doing it from the passage from Calcemos laboratory to his tower. I haven't yet, but I'd like to try.

Chodee · Dec 29, 2012

I was at that Orc that wants your help to give him a good death, I obliged.

There was an aspiring mage behind him, I persuaded him into giving me his staff, let him start walking away activated him, and then stabbed him in the neck, killing him instantly.

I also ran around as a werewolf killing everyone in sight, which included most of Whiterun and everyone I could kill in Riverwood.

Snoball · Dec 29, 2012

I never spare a septim for a poor, old beggar. Ever.

Nocte Aeterna · Dec 29, 2012

I always end up with Malborn killed. The one time I managed to save him from both the Thalmor Soldiers and the frost troll, I shot him with a stray arrow. Accidentally.

Chowder138 · Dec 29, 2012

What's weird is that I usually don't stab someone in the back if I have to kill them, even though I'm a thief/assassin. I usually give them a chance to defend themselves. Same with Fallout.

carz101 · Dec 29, 2012

Update: My newest character, a warrior/mercenary with war axe specialty, just killed everyone in a farm but the only essential NPC there.

Haru17 · Dec 30, 2012

My ebony knight werewolf is my "evil" character. She feeds on people both as a werewolf and with the ring of Namira. She powered up the ebony blade by killing Narfi (the crazy guy in Ivarstead) and then reanimating him with the ritual stone over and over. She killed Grelod the Kind by walking straight up to her and beheading her, in one shot, with the ebony blade. The ebony mail's poison effect makes it look like my character is killing others with an evil aura. She has slaughtered legions of bandits mercilessly.

feliciano182 · Dec 30, 2012

Chowder138 said:
What's weird is that I usually don't stab someone in the back if I have to kill them, even though I'm a thief/assassin. I usually give them a chance to defend themselves. Same with Fallout.

That's.............unusual.

mushroomlord · Dec 30, 2012

I killed everyone in winterhold dawnstar falkreath and a few in morthal
killed my wife and threw her in a sawmill
did more but can't remember what they were

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