Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
So - red head, blond or brunette. Beard, stubble or clean shaven. Elf hater or elf user. Helpful or selfish. Eat your heart or just murder you. So many decisions.
I'm sure others have seen something like this happen, but it was a first for me.
I had just exited the Keep in Markarth, a gaggle of guards were ambulating up the stairs when suddenly one of them went airborne. In the standing position, he just sort of floated up. Way up. Didn't struggle; it was as if he were just standing there and had inadvertently activated his rocket boots. And then he fell to his death.
I of course went to see if he had any gold, arrows, or ale, (after I'd stopped laughing), and some of the guards were crouched around him going, "Oh, what happened?" What happened indeed!
Nobody really knows, man... He's just fussy and likes to complain, I guess.And why does Erandur complain about how cold it is in Windhelm when he's lived most of his life in The Pale?
But its like a falmer wandering into another cave and saying "f#cking hell its dark in here, how's anyone supposed to see what they're doing??"Nobody really knows, man... He's just fussy and likes to complain, I guess.And why does Erandur complain about how cold it is in Windhelm when he's lived most of his life in The Pale?
This has to be some kind of an achievement in itself, right?
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