Most Annoying Line in ES History

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Wildroses

Well-Known Member
Thieves Guild NPCs on Skyrim characters which don't join the Thieves Guild are really starting to get on my nerves.

"I don't have any business with you, so get out of my face."
"I don't have any business with you either, Sapphire. That's why I walked right past you without glancing in your direction."

And Brynjolf, you know how you said you could take a hint when I tabbed out of the conversation you were trying to have with me about how I'd earned my money dishonestly and setting up Brand-Shei? You were wrong. Every single time I got within a two metre radius of you, you say: "Glad to see you came to your senses, lass. Ready to make some coin?" Every. Single. TIME! I don't want to join your stupid guild! I'm begging you, take a hint!
 

Bad-People

Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
And Brynjolf, you know how you said you could take a hint when I tabbed out of the conversation you were trying to have with me about how I'd earned my money dishonestly and setting up Brand-Shei? You were wrong. Every single time I got within a two metre radius of you, you say: "Glad to see you came to your senses, lass. Ready to make some coin?" Every. Single. TIME! I don't want to join your stupid guild! I'm begging you, take a hint!

In general, scratch that, in every case, I hate characters that make you talk to them.

Now, "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to you're mother." ... AXE FACE!

and "A guard might get nervous, a man/woman approaches with a weapon drawn" .
 

Cave

Active Member
oh i've got another,

"Let me guess - somebody stole your sw-" NO SHUT THE NO! OK NO SHUT THE fluff UP NOW EFDVBGHJUYEFEERGTYGERWEUOJFGRHT NFOIGN
 

Blackdoom59

BATMAN!
"Boys , girls , dogs , elders (insects , fish , dragons , bears , cats , ***edited to remove racist language*** -Rayven, cows) there's nobody I won't fight!"
 

Twiffle

Well-Known Member
''We drink to our youth, and to days come and gone
For the age of oppression is now nearly done
We’ll drive out the Empire from this land that we own
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home
All hail to Ulfric! You are the High King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing
We’re the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we’ll see it wiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams''

Sung by Sven just after hes said, ''your nothing but trouble'' , , just cuz hes a wuss and faendal got the girl, lol
 

ThriceHeart

Last Hunter of Toru-Manawa
When approached by a guard inquiring to the crime spree that I was on that involved multiable murders, thefts and many other criminal offences this line is used: "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, What say you in your defence". I have longed to react with this:
i regreat nothing.gif

Also dislike the line of "No one bests an Orc" Too bad for him floating down the river face down.
 

Hargood

Defender of Helpless Kittens
I think all the lines I had have been said.

But I would like to say that the Actor that voices Farengar (and Others) reminds me Tommy Wiseau.. (Who is the worst Actor in history)


 

SnarkyQB

New Member
tes3:"I'm (we're?) watching you, scum" vivec ordinator
tes4:"are you the count!?" mazoga
tes5:"let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll..."
 

Dallas-Arbiter

Well-Known Member
I think all the lines I had have been said.

But I would like to say that the Actor that voices Farengar (and Others) reminds me Tommy Wiseau.. (Who is the worst Actor in history)


Not just the voice, He looks like farengar too, just put some muttonchops on him.
 

UndeadDollface

Professional Corpse
"Candy, candy -- he makes so much! Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho!"

...

Wait right there, I'm going to find the quest that lets me kill you.
 
The quote my girlfriend Jane hate's hearing is "You know whats wrong with Skryim these days, everyone is obsessed with death!"

She also hates hearing Acardia is in arcadias cauldron say "take a good look around, I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for"

She also hates it when Serana says "Done and done"
 

Ritterkreuz

Active Member
The two worst in Skyrim for me:

"What's the matter, you can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?"

"So, you're Brynjolf's new protege, eh? Don't look like much to me."

I guarantee that when you read those lines, you read them in the characters accent.


And you would be 100% correct.

"I'm sorry lad/lass, but I don't have time to talk right now." --Brynjolf. Nevermind the fact that I've saved the Thieves guild from destruction and become it's new leader. Seriously, all I see you do is stand around, what in the name of the Divines are you so busy with?
 

Saozig

Hippy
"Got to thinking--maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet!"

As if the obligatory Mary Sue role in this game isn't bad enough, they had to go and to give every @#$%ing guard in Skyrim a load of Mary Sue envy.
 

KattSand

Premium Member
One thing that always annoys me is when I have the male dark brotherhood initiate as a follower and HE walks to close to ME and gets mad at me for stepping on his toes and says "what the?!" the way he says it...it's just so loud and annoying! It's not even a real line but it still gets on my nerves.
 

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